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[Wonderer67]

That's what you say now!

And always!

 

[subdudeme13]

And always!

I feel like I have been picking on you this am. I thought you were the straight man. No pun intended.

 

[Mittering]

See?!?

Aww, they're not that bad. They are cute and you let someone explore their creative side. You were someones canvas and probably even their muse. Wear them proudly.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Good morning all. Just popping in really quick before some group therapy. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Y’all have a great Sunday.

 

[Mittering]

I haven't shaved my legs in years..... they grow no hair and never have...if I get a spare hair they are fine and light I used to have to shave my toes....hahahahaha

Part Hobbit I see. My kind of gal. Lol J/K

 

[Mittering]

I'm average smart on my best days so the bell curve is safe with me.

Depends on who you ask but safe to say I'm bending the curve. HA

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Sadly, day one as an orphan. Slightly surreal but, at 89, she had a proverbial "good innings." My sister was with her at the end, which was swift and painless, just about all anyone can hope for.
Reunited with Dad and her beloved dogs, I think she will be happy.

I’m sorry for you loss. Nothing I can say will make it any easier, but know you are in our thoughts.

 

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[Wonderer67]

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Truth!!

 

[Wonderer67]

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No wonder you don’t say anything to me in the morning !

 

[dkak001]

Something like 77% of people think they’re smarter than the average person…

How many of us KNOW we are? What about us???

 

[dkak001]

See?!?

What did you do to that poor Easter Bunny??? Wow, I'm shocked!

 

[Mittering]

Lots of relationship talk today. I'm in my head the last couple of days as well. Been snippy and quiet at the same time.

Had to apologize to my 12 year old last night for being impatient and snippy. I told her it was me and not her and she made me laugh, "Wow dad! I've never heard you say that. You must be growing up.". After my shock wore off, I had to chuckle and shake my head.

I was gonna log out of the game we were playing together but that deserved a positive response. She proceeded to kick my butt (properly spelled and grammatically correct use) online.

Still in my shit though.

 

[dkak001]

I'm average smart on my best days so the bell curve is safe with me.

Knows what bell curve is, and thinks they are average?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Boat1]

It has been said (H. L. Menckin) No one ever went broke underestimating the American people.

I believe he also said, basically...
"There comes a time to spit in your hands, hoist the black flag and start slittin' throats."

 

[Boat1]

That's what you say now!

Do ya think he'll say "uncle" before it's over?

 

[dkak001]

Partners do grow together if they're lucky and stay together long enough.

I think if you simply prioritize the relationship over everything else, it just happens.
Not saying you give up on everything else you do and like, but give the relationship just a little bit more priority is all.

 

[dkak001]

Your wife is the garage stimulus package...

Yep. Fortunately it's my garage!

For some reason she still hasn't figured out she might be the reason I buy "all those tools".

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Greylag]

This weekend is the community annual, shore clean. On my little quarter mile of this planets coast that is 8 sacks of plastics largely plus the bigger bits. Really pisses me off how we we treat our world.

 

[Greylag]

People ask why I only have yellow labradors. Well this pic sums it up; imagine how black ones would stand out in my environment!

 

[Missk_2022]

What did you do to that poor Easter Bunny??? Wow, I'm shocked!

It wasn't me.... it was the nail tech