What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[barefootgirl69]

He said please after I politely declined his request.

“Come on please sexy. What are you wearing right now”

Luckily, manners have never been a turn on

You let him off easy.

 

[AmberLGreen]

He doesn't even say "please". Dirtbag.

I did get a “please”. He obviously knew that he was dealing with a proper “lady”

 

[EvaLane]

So if I left out the "please", would you tell me?

Only if you added in some vulgarity and indecency. A girl needs to have standards.

 

[EvaLane]

You let him off easy.

Gotta get ‘em off somehow.

Oh wait, let. Right, right.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey @BigDaddy41690 - can I ask you in all seriousness - how many messages did you send out, and how many replied that were willing to help you out?

 

[SmokingFap]

Only if you added in some vulgarity and indecency. A girl needs to have standards.

My kind of girl! Vulgarity and indecency are two of my middle names.

It's a pretty fucked up birth certificate.

 

[SmokingFap]

In fairness, I was being a bit of a cunt on that particular day

You are what you eat?

Yeah, yeah, I know where the door is.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

FFS! Joined less than two months ago, made no posts, is following over 50 people (women) already and sends a message asking if I can help him with something right now. Probably a blanket cut and paste job.

@BigDaddy41690 I am calling you out for your lack of respect towards women. We are not here for your amusement or to “help” you with something when you decide you need a little”help”.

Did he say f*****? Cause there's a special kind of hell for people like that...or heaven if they have boobs and butts dedicated to them.

 

[SmokingFap]

Did he say f*****? Cause there's a special kind of hell for people like that...or heaven if they have boobs and butts dedicated to them.

Fuck! I sure hope he DIDN'T say f*****.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did he say f*****? Cause there's a special kind of hell for people like that...or heaven if they have boobs and butts dedicated to them.

I think that special hell/heaven is reserved just for you.

You really should stop sending that blanket PM of:

You have a beautiful lady garden. May I smell your f***** (flower)

And remember to say please

 

[SmokingFap]

You have a beautiful lady garden. May I smell your f***** (flower)

Next time, on "Why I Didn't Meet Your Mother".

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Time to get out of the house to the gym.........

 

[Cjbdd]

Time zones SUCK

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Time zones SUCK

Tell me about it!

 

[CuriousRick]

I hate day light savings time!

 

[ALovelyNudist]

That’s an amazing accent she has (Soviet)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I can't tell if I'm more annoyed or more amused I always knew I was a brat, I didn't realize I was such a grade a bitch too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can't tell if I'm more annoyed or more amused I always knew I was a brat, I didn't realize I was such a grade a bitch too

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart

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[Chloe_Harper]

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To your union! (To the union, to the revolution)
And the hope that you provide
May you always (always)
Be satisfied
He will never be satisfied

 

[NeonSubtlety]

my office’s next challenge is hovering between the tortilla slap: (

) and smelling salts: (

)

Please suggest alternatives.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

To your union! (To the union, to the revolution)
And the hope that you provide
May you always (always)
Be satisfied
He will never be satisfied

I’m pretty satisfied though

 

[lilmissdarling]

Just a mix of everything and nothing. Hard to put into words.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a mix of everything and nothing. Hard to put into words.

Brains. SMH.