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[Fiestykitten]

Who’s dirty?

The Imagined or the Imaginee.

((Sits back in chair … sips coffee … contemplates this and other mysteries))

Did you know that a female pig orgasms for 30 minutes?

You can contemplate that now too

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did you know that a female pig orgasms for 30 minutes?

You can contemplate that now too

Fiesty!!! I was mid sip. Do you know how hard it is to not spit-take.

And I contemplate I will never hear the squeal of a pig the same way again.

 

[MissRadiant]

Did you know that a female pig orgasms for 30 minutes?

You can contemplate that now too

Ummm ahhh, yeah dirt doesn't bother me.

doesn't help in that contemplating one bit.

 

[cactusjack0584]

umm what about the forehead....face cheeks or butt cheeks.

Are you also offering kisses? Because if so, the answer is yes!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m awake on a Friday at 5 am because I have to be in the office by 6:30.

Technically, I was in the office by 6:30 this morning... and I got out of bed at 6...

My office is in my living room though, so there is that...
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(escaping before he throws things at me)

 

[Fiestykitten]

Fiesty!!! I was mid sip. Do you know how hard it is to not spit-take.

And I contemplate I will never hear the squeal of a pig the same way again.

You're welcome

 

[MissRadiant]

Are you also offering kisses? Because if so, the answer is yes!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Certainly not! Sexy old man.

It can be 2 things

Who’s dirty?

You. I thought I made that clear.

The Imagined or the Imaginee.

Yes.

((Sits back in chair … sips coffee … contemplates this and other mysteries))

*Sneaks up, steals glasses and gives wet willy, runs away*

 

[Jodaily]

Did you know that a female pig orgasms for 30 minutes?

You can contemplate that now too

And what about the male?

 

[Fiestykitten]

And what about the male?

Who cares?

 

[BrendaBear]

Who cares?

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[AlwaysDancing]

It can be 2 things

You. I thought I made that clear.

Yes.

*Sneaks up, steals glasses and gives wet willy, runs away*

Ohhhhhh.

Stealing my glasses annoying but adorable brat behavior.

But wet Willy’s are the worst

(Which sounded fucking different in my head).

((Gets up and gives chase … eye of the tiger … lets go))

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Technically, I was in the office by 6:30 this morning... and I got out of bed at 6...

My office is in my living room though, so there is that...
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(escaping before he throws things at me)

I went to sleep before 5am! Does that earn me a skipping away happily time too?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Who cares?

Savage

 

[BrendaBear]

Who cares?

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[Fiestykitten]

Ohhhhhh.

Stealing my glasses annoying but adorable brat behavior.

But wet Willy’s are the worst

(Which sounded fucking different in my head).

((Gets up and gives chase … eye of the tiger … lets go))

*While he gives chase I get all of his coffee and I pour it down the drain*

 

[BrendaBear]

I went to sleep before 5am! Does that earn me a skipping away happily time too?

I hope so - I love it when you come with me....

Did I spell that right?

....awww... who cares?

 

[Jodaily]

Who cares?

 

[Jaws82]

I hope so - I love it when you come with me....

Did I spell that right?

....awww... who cares?

T-h-a-t

Yup. Looks good.

 

[Jaws82]

*While he gives chase I get all of his coffee and I pour it down the drain*

Now that's just cruel

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Did you know that a female pig orgasms for 30 minutes?

You can contemplate that now too

And yet what us guys know is somehow WEIRD

 

[cactusjack0584]

Who’s picking where??? Paint me intrigued…

Who cares?

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But I still like you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ohhhhhh.

Stealing my glasses annoying but adorable brat behavior.

But wet Willy’s are the worst

noted... doesn't like his willy wet...

(Which sounded fucking different in my head).

fucking often does.

((Gets up and gives chase … eye of the tiger … lets go))

 

[Fiestykitten]

Now that's just cruel

Have you not met me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*While he gives chase I get all of his coffee and I pour it down the drain*

Ohhh … ((abandons my revenge in the name of Java … a ridiculous slow motion pivot and run to save the coffee. My lips forming the sound but nothing comes out … a silent Noooooooooo!))