🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Fiestykitten]

Upper Management Notice; it is employee appreciation day. If you see the employees of Brat House, please express your appreciation … perhaps with boobs, bum and bedlam.

We appreciate, employee who puts out the fire and cleans up the suppressant foam.

We appreciate you, employee who sets up the bar to be danced upon again.

We appreciate you, employee who keeps the coffee hot, the Pepsi cold and the Celsius flowing.

We appreciate you, employee who keeps those bathrooms immaculate.

We appreciate you, employee who passes out robes and blankets when it gets chilly from being naked.

We appreciate you, employee who parks the cars and makes sure we get home safe.

We appreciate you, employee who puts a pillow under our heads when we pass out on the sofa.

We appreciate all of you for making the Brat House special.

Thank you for always cleaning up after my pyro days employees!!!! (Hush, I know it’s everyday )
https://ibb.co/kgPTJ6tH

 

[Dayhoosier]

Thank you for always cleaning up after my pyro days employees!!!! (Hush, I know it’s everyday )
https://ibb.co/kgPTJ6tH

*Stumbles* whoa .... Speaking of fire!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thank you for always cleaning up after my pyro days employees!!!! (Hush, I know it’s everyday )
https://ibb.co/kgPTJ6tH

Employee Satisfaction is improving already!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you for always cleaning up after my pyro days employees!!!! (Hush, I know it’s everyday )
https://ibb.co/kgPTJ6tH

Beautiful! I love your ink, your necklace is wonderful, and you have the most wonderful look of amusement on your gorgeous face.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sorry I'm late, I've been thinking about cleaning up...

Late?

((Is Peter on the payroll? I’ve never seen him do a lick of work! Better play it safe))

No worries about being late. Traffic, am I right?

And we appreciate everything you … um … do.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I do my licking undercover.

Well played.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(thank you)

And Peter feels appreciated on Appreciation Day.
Check!

I’m so fucking awesome at my job.

 

[Fiestykitten]

TBH, even if you don't work here in the Brat House, you guys still put up with my crazy ass, smart mouth, all my cussing, and the fires I spread. That in itself is a full-time job

(I will deny I said this to my dying breath so, take it while you can)

*Not a word CreeperTexan! Not a word!*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

TBH, even if you don't work here in the Brat House, you guys still put up with my crazy ass, smart mouth, all my cussing, and the fires I spread. That in itself is a full-time job

Put up with? These are the things we love about you!

Edit: spelling.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Put up with? These are the things we live about you!

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.42462e8314515dd74f50a08b5a637e81?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia1.tenor.com%2fimages%2f42462e8314515dd74f50a08b5a637e81%2ftenor.gif%3fitemid%3d14045168&ehk=tLAZdhx6HzP1hyo16nsCz8wKmP5kvw%2bUGcocPNhRYtQ%3d
(seriously)

 

[BrendaBear]

TBH, even if you don't work here in the Brat House, you guys still put up with my crazy ass, smart mouth, all my cussing, and the fires I spread. That in itself is a full-time job

(I will deny I said this to my dying breath so, take it while you can)

*Not a word CreeperTexan! Not a word!*

We love having your crazy, smart ass cussing and torching!!! You're all good here!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eAKshP8ZYWAAAAAC/cat-love.gif

 

[Hornymwtxn]

TBH, even if you don't work here in the Brat House, you guys still put up with my crazy ass, smart mouth, all my cussing, and the fires I spread. That in itself is a full-time job

(I will deny I said this to my dying breath so, take it while you can)

*Not a word CreeperTexan! Not a word!*

https://media.tenor.com/SMsutu1ciHoAAAA1/okay-yes.webp

 

[Fiestykitten]

We love having your crazy, smart ass cussing and torching!!! You're all good here!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eAKshP8ZYWAAAAAC/cat-love.gif

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.eb30a6f0c6dc00f822c3464d8bbb4f93?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fgifdb.com%2fimages%2fhigh%2fcute-bunny-and-chick-moving-closer-2tui6atjr1tj6960.gif&ehk=G7qFH8LJnVSIm1yXZszoKmFnjXom14k9M5LYaDK2RN4%3d

 

[BrendaBear]

And now I am going to try and remedy that situation, at least somewhat. (Adulting sucks, I know, but I'm the only one who's going to do it - waiting for the cleaning pixies just hasn't worked.) Have fun, all!

Right? Fucking pixies are unreliable little bitches!!! It's like... like I should have to clean up after all my own stupid messes or something!!!

Oh... wait... that's kind of.... yeah.... um... nevermind.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Right? Fucking pixies are unreliable little bitches!!! It's like... like I should have to clean up after all my own stupid messes or something!!!

Oh... wait... that's kind of.... yeah.... um... nevermind.

You guys are upset about that
I know I have a fucking gremlin in my house that likes to steal socks
Never find a fucking matching pair and I know they both went into the wash!....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Right? Fucking pixies are unreliable little bitches!!! It's like... like I should have to clean up after all my own stupid messes or something!!!

Oh... wait... that's kind of.... yeah.... um... nevermind.

Hey hey hey!!

I think you meant to say, “I appreciate you so much, pixies.”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You guys are upset about that
I know I have a fucking gremlin in my house that likes to steal socks
Never find a fucking matching pair and I know they both went into the wash!....

As a forever GM of role playing games, I like to sprinkle in little gremlins for my players to destroy.

I imagine this as getting vengeance for all those socks.

I … perhaps I have shared too much.

Edit: fucking predictive text.

 

[Fiestykitten]

As a forever GM of role playing games, I like to sprinkle in little feelings for my players to destroy.

I imagine this as getting vengeance for all those socks.

I … perhaps I have shared too much.

Nope, it was perfect

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You’ve seen my posts before… how do you think I got that giant scar on my stomach… they tried but all the female nurses passed out… then later claimed they couldn’t it was “too glorious”

I know way weirder facts than that…

Good morning (well it's morning here....early early morning) party people. It's Friday....and in my best Forrest Gump voice: that's all I've got to say about that.

Happy Happy Happy early Friday morning to you and all the early risers!

Is that a euphemism?

It's almost here and the wind is incredible. I have decamped to the spare room which has the smallest windows. The house creaks with every gust.

See you on the other side Brat House

You got this girl! You will be safe! Cuz, you're gonna make that punk ass diva Alfred your bitch

 

[cactusjack0584]

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[Chloe_Harper]

Upper Management Notice; it is employee appreciation day. If you see the employees of Brat House, please express your appreciation … perhaps with boobs, bum and bedlam.

We appreciate, employee who puts out the fire and cleans up the suppressant foam.

We appreciate you, employee who sets up the bar to be danced upon again.

We appreciate you, employee who keeps the coffee hot, the Pepsi cold and the Celsius flowing.

We appreciate you, employee who keeps those bathrooms immaculate.

We appreciate you, employee who passes out robes and blankets when it gets chilly from being naked.

We appreciate you, employee who parks the cars and makes sure we get home safe.

We appreciate you, employee who puts a pillow under our heads when we pass out on the sofa.

We appreciate all of you for making the Brat House special.

Wait... we have employees?

Also, only you would spend one of your first days of vacation writing up an employee appreciation post in here

Also, for real though, we have employees???

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wait... we have employees?

Also, for real though, we have employees???

Awww dammit.

There goes employee morale.

Yes. Appreciate them.

And don’t give me your “make me” gif.

They deserve love!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh you know…… wait, what are you talking about?!

I’m listening….

Maybe it's an exercise...

Yeah see?

Okay

I know way weirder facts than that…

Like what???

I think the only answer is: Yes!

Cool!

Tall enough, obviously…

Well I'm only 5'4.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Late?

((Is Peter on the payroll? I’ve never seen him do a lick of work! Better play it safe))

No worries about being late. Traffic, am I right?

And we appreciate everything you … um … do.

(Gotta watch out or the employees start unionizing.)

 

[UnquietDreams]

TBH, even if you don't work here in the Brat House, you guys still put up with my crazy ass, smart mouth, all my cussing, and the fires I spread. That in itself is a full-time job

(I will deny I said this to my dying breath so, take it while you can)

*Not a word CreeperTexan! Not a word!*

You call it "putting up with you."

We call it "love."