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[dawn_of_night]

Get him, don't let him talk to me like that lol

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[Chloe_Harper]

Get him, don't let him talk to me like that lol

 

[TXRafe]

Inconceivable.

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[dawn_of_night]

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[AlwaysDancing]

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The six fingered man was masturbating to you. He went that a way

 

[Sammysub07]

Am I the luckiest many on Lit (maybe alive?)? Yes... Yes I am. Stunning and sexy, as usually MLT! Fuuuuuuck...

Was Joe Nichols right? AFAF...

Wine tonight

Never been accused of swinging a 2x4 around in my life.

ohhh Daddy!! The jokes!

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[Neanderthal247]

Inconceivable.

I am the the epitome of Avant garde

 

[TXRafe]

The six fingered man was masturbating to you. He went that a way

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[dawn_of_night]

I am the the epitome of Avant garde

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[Neanderthal247]

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[AlwaysDancing]

I am the the epitome of Avant garde

You are using Bonetti’s Defense against me. Perhaps you find it fitting … considering the rocky terrain.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am the the epitome of Avant garde

No dearest, you are the epitome of “a font guard”. We really need to up your skills.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Great. No I will have that song in my head all night. Thanks. That is … marvelous.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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You be nice to her!!!
Or we'll tie you up like this bunnie!!!
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[dawn_of_night]

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[Neanderthal247]

No dearest, you are the epitome of “a font guard”. We really need to up your skills.

With a little more training, my skills will be complete

You be nice to her!!!
Or we'll tie you up like this bunnie!!!
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[BrendaBear]

With a little more training, my skills will be complete

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That is an ACME product, right? I think I saw a coyote using one of those once.

 

[cactusjack0584]

What are we talking about again???

Oh you know…… wait, what are you talking about?!

Have you considered penis reduction surgery? Just, you know, for safety reasons

You’ve seen my posts before… how do you think I got that giant scar on my stomach… they tried but all the female nurses passed out… then later claimed they couldn’t it was “too glorious”

Lord ... Who wants that.....
Don't listen to her..... Sorry babe
Maybe we can figure out a way to stretch it out or something.... @cactusjack0584

I’m listening….

Just a FYI a coke can is almost 8.2 inches around

Yeah see?

I'll take Facts Only Men Learn for Their Special Reasons for $600 Alex

I know way weirder facts than that…

Wait....
What are you doing?

I think the only answer is: Yes!

But how tall is it????

Tall enough, obviously…

Lumber!

He he he wood

You’ve bested my giant so you must be very strong!

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The battle of wits has begun..

Never been accused of swinging a 2x4 around in my life.

Wow.. humble brag much….

Yeah yeah… we know… bigger than 2 inch circumference, more than 4 inches long…

We got it, okay? Sheesh!

Jeez we get it… he’s got a giant

Inconceivable.

Hilariously enough that is my grey cat’s actual name. We call him Inki for short.

 

[NewStartQueen]

@cactusjack0584 your post is worthy of multiple reactions but this summarises them all

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning (well it's morning here....early early morning) party people. It's Friday....and in my best Forrest Gump voice: that's all I've got to say about that.

 

[subdudeme13]

I'm on a hill. But about 5 miles from the coast, but opposite a lake in a golf course. So it will flood there over the next couple of days.

Yeah we're a special nation. It's what keeps us laughing!

I am in a similar location. 5 miles from the shore and close to a lake. We are not in a flood zone but water from the lake has come up within feet of the house. We had a bunch of trees blown over but that it is. There are more storms with global warmiing sorry to say.

 

[subdudeme13]

Good morning (well it's morning here....early early morning) party people. It's Friday....and in my best Forrest Gump voice: that's all I've got to say about that.

Happy Happy Happy early Friday morning to you and all the early risers!

 

[subdudeme13]

What is "B"?

Starts with a B and ends with an H! Just a touch!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Happy Happy Happy early Friday morning to you and all the early risers!

 

[subdudeme13]

That is a bunch of huge cups!