LilKitKat's thread

[NakedStoryLover]

A timely random fact perhaps…I have an Oscar winners phone number in my phone, and we’re in a number of WhatsApp group chats together.

this isnt who shot JFK or even like...videos of you inserting a hamster in yer rectum...its a dick. everyone masturbates. i do daily. get over it.

So, putting these two things together, @Jimmy119_190 texts with Richard Gere?!

 

[standard_dad]

Tell me super weird random facts about yourself...can be funny, stupid, perverted, fascinating...I dont care

Here are a few for me:
-I can wiggle my ears
-I meditate multiple times a week
-I have made a man cum in his pants by whispering to him and simply tracing the outline of his cock over his jeans (and it wasnt a 15 yr old virgin boy etc)
-I have tried out for Jeopardy! and passed the test
-I have had a 3some...with all girls
-I dated a man who took me to Hawaii after being with him for just a month or so
-I went dogsledding in Alaska
-I went skydiving outside of LA
-I can squirt, and make other women squirt haha!

- I once won a competition stretching a jelly snake out as far as I could 1.3 metres
- I've also won a competition for eating the most M&M's with chopsticks, blindfolded in a minute. 89
- I am a champion barista and got to visit southern China to compete against the best in china
- I have the creepy fetishes - very young women (18) incest step daughter
- I cook better than a lot of chefs but have never been trained
- I can make myself cum by rubbing a very small patch on the underside of the head of my penis

 

[collegeboy101]

well...I guess the girl he has had a crush on, has seen some naked pics, has talked about art, music, books, career, life goals, whatever...as well as lots of flirting and sexual stuff...the girl that he had jerked off to many many times...sometimes live with my encouragement etc...and he finally meets me...it was too much for him.

he uh...well...he wants to marry me basically

he went to the tattoo shop to get my name inked on a very intimate part of his body...i mean...dude was WHIPPED beyond belief

Can't say i blame the poor guy! Lol

 

[Artfan2]

you boys, always thinking with your cocks first! the answer is clearly #1

#1 is an excellent choice! It includes exploring and kissing many sexy parts of your body and it ends up in a very good place.

 

[standard_dad]

Which thought do you think of first (or what appeals to you most) based upon this pic...

1. Me sliding my panties down and then you climbing on top of me to kiss my neck, my ears, my clavicle, the sides of my breasts, my nipples, down to my belly, my thighs and then up to my clit...

2. You taking my panties down with your fingers or teeth, noticing I am already aroused and then sliding a finger inside of me, hearing me gasp and then after a moment, you slide your fully engorged cock slowly inside

3,. Watching me take my panties down and finger myself, while you stand in the doorway, getting harder by the second and dying to pull your cock out and slowly stroke yourself until you cant handle it and you come over to me

4. Something else? Tell me...

https://i.postimg.cc/vTwTS1Qw/pullemdown.jpg

Me not letting you take anything off while I kiss up your legs, the inside of your thighs then skip what you're waiting for. I kiss around your belly, up the side, whilst pinching your nipples through your singlet. I kiss your neck, ears but I'm not touching anything else. You need to be so wet your panties are soaking before you get the best reward

 

[LilKitKat]

I'm guessing you're more than one guys fantasy for sure. It's a hot story, I'm guessing you might have a few more

maybe so but I am just like everyone else too. Theres thousands and thousands of "pretty Japanese/Chinese/Thai/Filipina/Vietnamese/whatever girls in LA"...so walking down the street or at the gym or whatever, I dont particularly stand out per se. Not to mention all the other beautriful caucasian, Latina, Black, middle-eastern, Indian, whatever women. LA has far too many hot women.

 

[LilKitKat]

You are super hot! Don't kid yourself you have man and women slobbering over you.

ehhhh...on here Ive got my share.

 

[LilKitKat]

- I once won a competition stretching a jelly snake out as far as I could 1.3 metres
- I've also won a competition for eating the most M&M's with chopsticks, blindfolded in a minute. 89
- I am a champion barista and got to visit southern China to compete against the best in china
- I have the creepy fetishes - very young women (18) incest step daughter
- I cook better than a lot of chefs but have never been trained
- I can make myself cum by rubbing a very small patch on the underside of the head of my penis

champion barista? actual awards? usually the competition is in the USA to my knowledge...im friends with some very successful and highly decorated ones in calif and oregon

 

[ShaneoD]

maybe so but I am just like everyone else too. Theres thousands and thousands of "pretty Japanese/Chinese/Thai/Filipina/Vietnamese/whatever girls in LA"...so walking down the street or at the gym or whatever, I dont particularly stand out per se. Not to mention all the other beautriful caucasian, Latina, Black, middle-eastern, Indian, whatever women. LA has far too many hot women.

Ok but do they all have great personalities, have intelligence, know what a guy likes and have the creativity that you do?

Take the complement sexy lady

 

[LilKitKat]

- I once won a competition stretching a jelly snake out as far as I could 1.3 metres
- I've also won a competition for eating the most M&M's with chopsticks, blindfolded in a minute. 89
- I am a champion barista and got to visit southern China to compete against the best in china
- I have the creepy fetishes - very young women (18) incest step daughter
- I cook better than a lot of chefs but have never been trained
- I can make myself cum by rubbing a very small patch on the underside of the head of my penis

are you sure 89 is right? not to be a dick here but I just googled it and it says the record is 28. so 89 seems...a stretch,,,
or is this like 5 lies and a truth? hehehe

 

[LilKitKat]

Ok but do they all have great personalities, have intelligence, know what a guy likes and have the creativity that you do?

Take the complement sexy lady

hopefully my personality, intelligence, heart, etc is a differentiator! so thank you.

 

[ShaneoD]

hopefully my personality, intelligence, heart, etc is a differentiator! so thank you.

You're more than welcome, there's a lot of us that enjoy all of those things about you here

 

[LilKitKat]

You're more than welcome, there's a lot of us that enjoy all of those things about you here

Thank you. I definitely try to put some heart into my time here. Thank you for appreciating what I say and do as well as how I look

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Thank you. I definitely try to put some heart into my time here. Thank you for appreciating what I say and do as well as how I look

That is at least half the fun!

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh we can see for sure, even if we're trapped at work and can't find the time to get enough headspace to think of something as thoughtful and intelligent to say back. I've been making a little bit of sense tonight so you probably know it's my day off already lol

 

[standard_dad]

are you sure 89 is right? not to be a dick here but I just googled it and it says the record is 28. so 89 seems...a stretch,,,
or is this like 5 lies and a truth? hehe

Wait, there's a world record? Man, maybe I need to go for it. It was 89 haha

 

[LilKitKat]

had more than a few ppl say to show more of dat ass

heres another view so by all means...enjoy however you see fit

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq1qJzHB/juicy.jpg

 

[ShaneoD]

had more than a few ppl say to show more of dat ass

heres another view so by all means...enjoy however you see fit

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq1qJzHB/juicy.jpg

Those legs, the ass, the subtle way you're holding your hair even implying you know where we're looking..... I got very one handed towards the end of that

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Thank you. I definitely try to put some heart into my time here. Thank you for appreciating what I say and do as well as how I look

Oh you absolutely smash it with your time here!!

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Slow Horses is great
I saw Masters of the Air and it was good indeed
Ted Lasso is a brilliant show, loved it
Hijack was alright indeed, I love Idris Elba...watch Luther if you havent already!

Have you watched Presumed Innocent yet?

If not, I highly recommend

 

[standard_dad]

had more than a few ppl say to show more of dat ass

heres another view so by all means...enjoy however you see fit

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq1qJzHB/juicy.jpg

Smash

 

[8inthebox]

Which thought do you think of first (or what appeals to you most) based upon this pic...

1. Me sliding my panties down and then you climbing on top of me to kiss my neck, my ears, my clavicle, the sides of my breasts, my nipples, down to my belly, my thighs and then up to my clit...

2. You taking my panties down with your fingers or teeth, noticing I am already aroused and then sliding a finger inside of me, hearing me gasp and then after a moment, you slide your fully engorged cock slowly inside

3,. Watching me take my panties down and finger myself, while you stand in the doorway, getting harder by the second and dying to pull your cock out and slowly stroke yourself until you cant handle it and you come over to me

4. Something else? Tell me...

https://i.postimg.cc/vTwTS1Qw/pullemdown.jpg

100% number 1

 

[standard_dad]

Wait, there's a world record? Man, maybe I need to go for it. It was 89 haha

To clarify, I'm watching the records and not sure if I would get banned. I was picking them up from the side and getting more than one at a time. Maybe the rukes are against it?

 

[Skippy222]

Which thought do you think of first (or what appeals to you most) based upon this pic...

1. Me sliding my panties down and then you climbing on top of me to kiss my neck, my ears, my clavicle, the sides of my breasts, my nipples, down to my belly, my thighs and then up to my clit...

2. You taking my panties down with your fingers or teeth, noticing I am already aroused and then sliding a finger inside of me, hearing me gasp and then after a moment, you slide your fully engorged cock slowly inside

3,. Watching me take my panties down and finger myself, while you stand in the doorway, getting harder by the second and dying to pull your cock out and slowly stroke yourself until you cant handle it and you come over to me

4. Something else? Tell me...

https://i.postimg.cc/vTwTS1Qw/pullemdown.jpg

Crawling on top of you, kissing your neck, your ears and making my way to your lips, whilst you rub yourself with your panties still on.
Slowly making my way down to number 2 option but watching you finger yourself first, then take over with my fingers and tongue, much like the video you posted a few weeks ago with that lucky man.
Once making you cum at least once , I would love to have you flip over onto your stomach so I can see that beautiful ass and finger you from behind before slowly teasing you and eventually sliding my cock in.

 

[LilKitKat]

Have you watched Presumed Innocent yet?

If not, I highly recommend

yes I saw. though it was predictable but maybe because I saw the original with Harrison Ford