LilKitKat's thread

[LilKitKat]

Okay, I read and listened to over 400 books.

I listen at 2x speeds so some books that are 8 hours become 4 hours. I also listen at work, while doing tedious work.

ahhhh

I tried audible once or twice and it works if I am driving long distances...I have driven from LA to Portland, OR for example, so it works for that drive.
But I find that listening to books and reading them is very different (for me). For one, I dont enjoy listening half as much...plus if you are working or talking to someone or whatevre, you miss a lot, or at least, I do. And I tried that 2x speed as well, but its even more of a questionable way for me to digest a book.
I do listen to podcasts most mornings as I walk my dog or jog. I admittedly jog to music more, but when I take longer walks, I listen (I mentioned Smartless a few weeks abck as one I enjoy).

 

[SensualKat78]

Tell me super weird random facts about yourself...can be funny, stupid, perverted, fascinating...I dont care

Here are a few for me:
-I can wiggle my ears
-I meditate multiple times a week
-I have made a man cum in his pants by whispering to him and simply tracing the outline of his cock over his jeans (and it wasnt a 15 yr old virgin boy etc)
-I have tried out for Jeopardy! and passed the test
-I have had a 3some...with all girls
-I dated a man who took me to Hawaii after being with him for just a month or so
-I went dogsledding in Alaska
-I went skydiving outside of LA
-I can squirt, and make other women squirt haha!

This is fun! Love it!

I was a topless maid for a minute in my 20's and had a body guard, let's just say many funny stories.
I spent 3 months at a Buddhist meditation center in Dharmsala India right next to the Dali lamas house
Lived in Tulum for 7 years
Studied Thai massage and taught yoga in Thailand
Was the captain of my tennis team
Have made several men cum via voice chat which I should've charged more.
Have a millionaire married man who visits here who pays me $800 for an hour sensual massage... fun guy! Lol
i can put my legs behind my head in a locked position while lying down...
I've made myself squirt ( no one else has) and I have it on video
Just a few, so many more!

 

[SmokingFap]

Tell me super weird random facts about yourself...can be funny, stupid, perverted, fascinating...I dont care

Here are a few for me:
-I can wiggle my ears
-I meditate multiple times a week
-I have made a man cum in his pants by whispering to him and simply tracing the outline of his cock over his jeans (and it wasnt a 15 yr old virgin boy etc)
-I have tried out for Jeopardy! and passed the test
-I have had a 3some...with all girls
-I dated a man who took me to Hawaii after being with him for just a month or so
-I went dogsledding in Alaska
-I went skydiving outside of LA
-I can squirt, and make other women squirt haha!

Hey Kat. Haven't dropped by in a while, but this thread just popped up in the new posts list. Hope you're doing well.

 

[LilKitKat]

Now that a story I'd like to hear about



-Skydived in Auckland, NZ. 20,000 feet
- had one of my stepmjm's friends send me tit pics and we almost (emphasise on almost) slept together
- massive LOTR nerd
- have Hobbit feet- they flat and hairy
- both dad and stepdad were chefs, know a thing or to in kitchen
- due to my work, regularly liaise with big film studios
- have a pregnant fetish, love seeihg a pregnant lady being fucked
- Have the hots for you

I loved LOTR movies (extended cuts, not as much theatrical oin comparison but theyre still fun!), didnt enjoy Hobbit series as much though. Books are good but a bit of a slog for me.

I havent been preg sorry...and uh, dont plan to anytime soon.

I hope most of the people who enjoy my thread have "the hots for me"...though I'd love it some people came entirely for the silly banter, but Id imagine most like seeing my content too and maybe have thought about me once or twice in compromising positions!

 

[LilKitKat]

This is fun! Love it!

I was a topless maid for a minute in my 20's and had a body guard, let's just say many funny stories.
I spent 3 months at a Buddhist meditation center in Dharmsala India right next to the Dali lamas house
Lived in Tulum for 7 years
Studied Thai massage and taught yoga in Thailand
Was the captain of my tennis team
Have made several men cum via voice chat which I should've charged more.
Have a millionaire married man who visits here who pays me $800 for an hour sensual massage... fun guy! Lol
i can put my legs behind my head in a locked position while lying down...
I've made myself squirt ( no one else has) and I have it on video
Just a few, so many more!

1. topless MAID? so cleaning windows, vacuuming...while topless? haha...sounds awful!?
2. I played tennis too!
3. 800 for a sensual massage. I assume sensual doesnt mean Swedish, I assume it means...happy ending...or maybe more?!
4. Feel free to send me that vid

 

[Jaws82]

I loved LOTR movies (extended cuts, not as much theatrical oin comparison but theyre still fun!), didnt enjoy Hobbit series as much though. Books are good but a bit of a slog for me.

I havent been preg sorry...and uh, dont plan to anytime soon.

I hope most of the people who enjoy my thread have "the hots for me"...though I'd love it some people came entirely for the silly banter, but Id imagine most like seeing my content too and maybe have thought about me once or twice in compromising positions!

I met Guillermo Del Toro once and told him that it was a shame he was unable to direct The Hobbit. That he would have been the shot in the arm the universe needed and it was lesser because of it

 

[Dayhoosier]

Tell me super weird random facts about yourself...can be funny, stupid, perverted, fascinating...I dont care

Here are a few for me:
-I can wiggle my ears
-I meditate multiple times a week
-I have made a man cum in his pants by whispering to him and simply tracing the outline of his cock over his jeans (and it wasnt a 15 yr old virgin boy etc)
-I have tried out for Jeopardy! and passed the test
-I have had a 3some...with all girls
-I dated a man who took me to Hawaii after being with him for just a month or so
-I went dogsledding in Alaska
-I went skydiving outside of LA
-I can squirt, and make other women squirt haha!

Well ...
1. Reading kata stuff made me feel boring
2. I spent two weeks in Malawi doing a study in college
3. I bungie jumped once....will not again
4. I played pick up basketball with woody harrelson
5. I am incredibly sexually vanilla and innocent for much of this site but I'm learning
6. I was hit by a car about a year and a half ago... But that just might have actually been my super hero origin story

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I hope most of the people who enjoy my thread have "the hots for me"...though I'd love it some people came entirely for the silly banter, but Id imagine most like seeing my content too and maybe have thought about me once or twice in compromising positions!

Speaking literally only for myself:

Yes, of course you are young and attractive and fun to look at. But I've enjoyed the little bits of banter and that's as much a draw as anything for when I peek in, even if I'm not a big 'contributor'

 

[peekingone]

- Can't wiggle my ears
-I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue
-I have done hang gliding in France
-love watching women masturbate
-grey goose on the rocks with a twist is my go to drink
-I have a low handicap in golf
-white is my favorite color for lingerie
-I also am a decent baker
- I have no issues producing a good amount of precum.

 

[SensualKat78]

1. topless MAID? so cleaning windows, vacuuming...while topless? haha...sounds awful!?
2. I played tennis too!
3. 800 for a sensual massage. I assume sensual doesnt mean Swedish, I assume it means...happy ending...or maybe more?!
4. Feel free to send me that vid

I pretended to clean and got paid a lot! Lol
Happy ending yes!

 

[SensualKat78]

1. topless MAID? so cleaning windows, vacuuming...while topless? haha...sounds awful!?
2. I played tennis too!
3. 800 for a sensual massage. I assume sensual doesnt mean Swedish, I assume it means...happy ending...or maybe more?!
4. Feel free to send me that vid

Just sensual handjobs

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Just sensual handjobs

'Just'

 

[SensualKat78]

'Just'

Actually I love doing those!

 

[Apollo96]

some people came entirely for the silly banter, but

Came becuase you're hot af
Stayed becuase if top tier banter

loved LOTR movies (extended cuts, not as much theatrical

Yesss me too, even have a signed Fellowship print by Merry, Pippin and Legolas! Met them at a Comic Con convention in Liverpool, UK. And a LOTR tattoo

 

[LilKitKat]

I met Guillermo Del Toro once and told him that it was a shame he was unable to direct The Hobbit. That he would have been the shot in the arm the universe needed and it was lesser because of it

great director! pan's labyrinth is one of my faves for sure

 

[Jaws82]

great director! pan's labyrinth is one of my faves for sure

One of my favourties. I was able to track down his Tequila in Kentucky of all places. The holy grail of my booze collection

 

[peekingone]

This is fun! Love it!

I was a topless maid for a minute in my 20's and had a body guard, let's just say many funny stories.
I spent 3 months at a Buddhist meditation center in Dharmsala India right next to the Dali lamas house
Lived in Tulum for 7 years
Studied Thai massage and taught yoga in Thailand
Was the captain of my tennis team
Have made several men cum via voice chat which I should've charged more.
Have a millionaire married man who visits here who pays me $800 for an hour sensual massage... fun guy! Lol
i can put my legs behind my head in a locked position while lying down...
I've made myself squirt ( no one else has) and I have it on video
Just a few, so many more!

wow, to see legs behind your head damn. I would be a cramping mess and most likely pull a muscle

 

[SensualKat78]

I pretended to clean and got paid a lot! Lol
Happy ending yes!

I'd rather you make me squirt @LilKitKat then send the video.

 

[LilKitKat]

Well ...
1. Reading kata stuff made me feel boring
2. I spent two weeks in Malawi doing a study in college
3. I bungie jumped once....will not again
4. I played pick up basketball with woody harrelson
5. I am incredibly sexually vanilla and innocent for much of this site but I'm learning
6. I was hit by a car about a year and a half ago... But that just might have actually been my super hero origin story

DUDE

I ewas hit by a car a couple years ago too!

seriously...in santa monica, and then sent to hospital of course. ribs fucked. wow. CRAZY

being vanilla is ok too...and ill happily corrupt the fuck out of you

 

[LilKitKat]

Speaking literally only for myself:

Yes, of course you are young and attractive and fun to look at. But I've enjoyed the little bits of banter and that's as much a draw as anything for when I peek in, even if I'm not a big 'contributor'

love to hear it!

 

[LilKitKat]

Came becuase you're hot af
Stayed becuase if top tier banter



Yesss me too, even have a signed Fellowship print by Merry, Pippin and Legolas! Met them at a Comic Con convention in Liverpool, UK. And a LOTR tattoo

i assume you have seen the prank video with merry and frodo???

 

[Jimmy119_190]

Tell me super weird random facts about yourself...can be funny, stupid, perverted, fascinating...I dont care

Here are a few for me:
-I can wiggle my ears
-I meditate multiple times a week
-I have made a man cum in his pants by whispering to him and simply tracing the outline of his cock over his jeans (and it wasnt a 15 yr old virgin boy etc)
-I have tried out for Jeopardy! and passed the test
-I have had a 3some...with all girls
-I dated a man who took me to Hawaii after being with him for just a month or so
-I went dogsledding in Alaska
-I went skydiving outside of LA
-I can squirt, and make other women squirt haha!

A timely random fact perhaps…I have an Oscar winners phone number in my phone, and we’re in a number of WhatsApp group chats together.

 

[LilKitKat]

I'd rather you make me squirt @LilKitKat then send the video.

that will work...*goes to check expedia flights...*

 

[LilKitKat]

A timely random fact perhaps…I have an Oscar winners phone number in my phone, and we’re in a number of WhatsApp group chats together.

spill the fucking tea

 

[Dayhoosier]

DUDE

I ewas hit by a car a couple years ago too!

seriously...in santa monica, and then sent to hospital of course. ribs fucked. wow. CRAZY

I got the whole ER treatment but got out of it pretty lucky. Was hit in November but still ran a race in April so either I was lucky or I was a product of the weapon x program. I'm fine with either.

being vanilla is ok too...and ill happily corrupt the fuck out of you

Yea it seems like being vanilla somehow makes me a mission ..... Not a complaint just didn't see it coming is all