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No. This is definitely not normal for me... Nothing about these past few weeks has been normal....

But this is about the time I usually get up for work....
So it's day light and I'm wondering if I should sleep or try to just nap later....

Sundays are hard because they are traditionally lazy days.... And I'm being "lazy" all week now so I dunno....

I'm craving pancakes so I'm hoping that happens also? Like pancakes and sausage....
Yea. Yeah that's what it is....
Sunday brunch.
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Yep. And I've had my cat fall off the head board onto my face at the witching hour which was terrifying.

I think my favourite jerk behaviour was the cat learning how to wave his tail at the TV so it would turn on. Again did this in the early hours of the morning so I was awoken to a Russian man talking. Grabbed the baseball bat and snuck downstairs to find the cat sitting proudly next to the TV playing the Russian news. Had to disable that feature!

That is the safest path moving forward. Make sure you take some notes... It's a new day so new ways to make an impression 💋
Ah, the worst was my kid when she was a toddler. She would go into our room in the middle of the night, scared about something, or wanting something, or just to check that we were there maybe? But rather than wake us, she would usually just stand in the doorway, silhouetted there when I woke up. Freaked me the hell out more than once.

The worst was when she would try to wake us, but by gently touching my face, running her fingers down like a fucking tarantula tap dancing. I am just glad I never woke up swinging...
 
I never did crack, but I did do coke. You don't get addicted, but you really, really, really like it.

Somoas are the same. Exactly. And have a similar impact on my budget.
That is why Pepsi is so much better.

**** giggling away as I stroll into the kitchen for another ice cold can of Pepsi ****
 
Mint hot chocolate!
Oh, nice. I love mint hot chocolate.

I am as lazy as the next person, and usually make chocolate with powder. And add a bit of mint, or a touch of homemade creme de menthe (which is so amazing, and way different from the bottled mouthwash crap).

But I love to pull out the cocoa, milk, and a pan, and maybe some mint-infused simple syrup rather than sugar, and make the real stuff. More work, but decadent and so worth it.
 
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