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[Chloe_Harper]

It's always best to bag my sexy head.

Are you sure? Some people have kinks that say otherwise

 

[Dayhoosier]

I think the LotR challenge sounds most fun... not technically a race, just completing the journey in the same time frame Sam and Frodo did

There's my nerd showing though

Oh? Research? How much research?

Well I mean a search of more umm examples? Proper angles? Look cut me slack I'm still learning the I s

what an appropriate definition of appropriate

Well you might want to wait to decide just how appropriate any of this ends up being lol

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well I mean a search of more umm examples? Proper angles? Look cut me slack I'm still learning the I s

Oooh, I see

Well you might want to wait to decide just how appropriate any of this ends up being lol

 

[Noone45]

I am groot
(Yes your cute )
https://media1.tenor.com/m/eID6CCkAHSIAAAAC/i-am-groot-halloween.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah, and I get it too, but for safety's sake?

Who is this "Safety"? I don't think he and I have been introduced

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am groot
(Yes your cute )
https://media1.tenor.com/m/eID6CCkAHSIAAAAC/i-am-groot-halloween.gif

I am cute.
You're not Groot.
I'll give you the boot.
The point is moot.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Isn't that a position as well? In NFL-type football?

You are asking the wrong brat sportsball is @Sammysub07's department. That's like asking me about Fret. Who the fuck is Fret? Idk, but I bet @BrendaBear does

 

[BrendaBear]

You are asking the wrong brat sportsball is @Sammysub07's department. That's like asking me about Fret. Who the fuck is Fret? Idk, but I bet @BrendaBear does

I even fret about it.

*** chortle chortle, knee slap, snort ***

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oooh, I see

Oh I see as well!!

What have I gotten myself into?!? But also.... Look I think the whole thread knows the answer to this

 

[Noone45]

I am cute.
You're not Groot.
I'll give you the boot.
The point is moot.

I Am Grooot
(Nice rhyming)
https://media.tenor.com/PRngchy-p18AAAA1/groot-clapping.webp

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I even fret about it.

*** chortle chortle, knee slap, snort ***

Versus me, who likes to stay on pointe

*giggles wildly falling against you*

 

[BrendaBear]

I Am Grooot
(Nice rhyming)
https://media.tenor.com/PRngchy-p18AAAA1/groot-clapping.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/EPxr2AtVWtGB0iiIYn/giphy.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh I see as well!!

Are you sure?

What have I gotten myself into?!? But also.... Look I think the whole thread knows the answer to this

I don't know what you could possibly mean

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I Am Grooot
(Nice rhyming)
https://media.tenor.com/PRngchy-p18AAAA1/groot-clapping.webp

 

[Dayhoosier]

Are you sure?

Positive ... My eyes know what they like.

I don't know what you could possibly mean

Oh we are both smart people we both know what we both mean lol..... Wait....don't we? *Shakes fist* curses ...trapped by my own self deprecation once again!!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm gonna try some sign language...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm gonna try some sign language...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Positive ... My eyes know what they like.

Have you tried glasses? I hear they're all the rage for broken eyes

Oh we are both smart people we both know what we both mean lol..... Wait....don't we? *Shakes fist* curses ...trapped by my own self deprecation once again!!

Aww, you think I'm smart

 

[Dayhoosier]

Have you tried glasses? I hear they're all the rage for broken eyes

Speaking of self deprication... We suffer the same affliction

Aww, you think I'm smart

Delightful that's what you took from that

*With a shaking hand pushes folded up paper of details into inbox...then orders a double of bourbon and retreats to a dark corner of the room*
Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I didn't call @UnquietDreams a bitch-ass-hoe I called @MischiefMakerAlways one... because he is

I only ho for one person.
I have a (large) ass.
I ain't no bitch. I may bitch from time to time, but that's beside the point.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Speaking of self deprication... We suffer the same affliction

I don't know what you could possibly mean *feigns blissful ignorance to my own problems*

Delightful that's what you took from that

I have been told I have selective hearing

*With a shaking hand pushes folded up paper of details into inbox...then orders a double of bourbon and retreats to a dark corner of the room*
Lol

There are no dark corners here

 

[Dayhoosier]

I don't know what you could possibly mean *feigns blissful ignorance to my own problems*

We are kindred spirits

I have been told I have selective hearing

Don't we all!

There are no dark corners here

Well I'm still learning *shields eyes from the bright spotlight* ..... Probably should have started in the shallow end instead of diving into the deep end sans lessons.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I only ho for one person.

Your butt.

I have a (large) ass.

So you say. I'm not sure I believe you.

I ain't no bitch.

Keep telling yourself that.

I may bitch from time to time, but that's beside the point.

Is it? I'm pretty sure it was entirely part of the point.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your butt.

Are you 12? I thought you only played the role of such. That didn't even make sense!

So you say. I'm not sure I believe you.

First time I've ever had someone insinuate they want to see my ass. But no. Not happening. My weight starts with a 3.

Keep telling yourself that.

I will.

Is it? I'm pretty sure it was entirely part of the point.

Uh, no.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We are kindred spirits

I've never had a ghost buddy before

Don't we all!

I don't think so otherwise I don't think it would be pointed out to me so often

Well I'm still learning *shields eyes from the bright spotlight* ..... Probably should have started in the shallow end instead of diving into the deep end sans lessons.

The shallow end is no fun though