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It's an ultra marathon journey race. I won't bore with what ALL that means but I'll include that the distance is 230 miles....I ran it last year too.
I'm sorry... did you 230 miles?? Are you Forrest Gump? People run that far on purpose?!?!?! You, good sir, I must tip my hat to.

I'll run that far during zombie apocalypse season only... and I think we have at least another decade before that happens 🤪
Did I need to explain it then? In painstaking detail? Because that's a thing I am capable of doing 😂
Oh? In painstaking detail?
 
I'm sorry... did you 230 miles?? Are you Forrest Gump? People run that far on purpose?!?!?! You, good sir, I must tip my hat to.
To be fair there's definitely some walking time in all that 😂 but yes. As I always say: I'm fully aware of how dumb it is.
I'll run that far during zombie apocalypse season only... and I think we have at least another decade before that happens 🤪
But the thing is...I'll be SUPER ready.
Oh? In painstaking detail?
*Blushes* oops see here I am all ready for "no it's fine I think I can fill in the blanks" and this happens *grabs paper and pen and starts crafting detailed explanation*
 
And good morning to those who aren't idiot hookers 😏 I'll let you figure out who that gif is for and who it isn't.

Hope everyone has been having a good Saturday/Sunday so far ❤️

I saw @NewStartQueen is doing a 58 day squat challenge 👏 I want to be there, but I am starting the 30 day one today, and adjusting the numbers as my back needs. Definitely need to strengthen and perk up all those muscles.
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Anyone else doing fun challenge this month? It doesn't have to be an exercise! I'm also considering doing a 30 day art or writing challenge 🙃
I challenged myself to just one day of celibacy.
I failed. Wonderfully tho
 
To be fair there's definitely some walking time in all that 😂 but yes. As I always say: I'm fully aware of how dumb it is
Ooooh, walking time makes sense.
But the thing is...I'll be SUPER ready.
I'll have the solar powered power packs to charge my phone for the music only. We all know the phones will otherwise be useless 😂 but, like, finding/building a community in the treetops I think would be better than too much running 🤭
*Blushes* oops see here I am all ready for "no it's fine I think I can fill in the blanks" and this happens *grabs paper and pen and starts crafting detailed explanation*
*tries to peek over your shoulder as you write*
 
Ooooh, walking time makes sense.
So 230 miles on foot is it ...a few people really do walk the whole thing. Although that seems like way too long to be out on the road to me.
I'll have the solar powered power packs to charge my phone for the music only. We all know the phones will otherwise be useless 😂 but, like, finding/building a community in the treetops I think would be better than too much running 🤭
🤔 Maybe I should stick behind uh err umm with you I mean.....but also maybe yes behind you.
*tries to peek over your shoulder as you write*
Are you sure? *Grins back over his shoulder*
 
So 230 miles on foot is it ...a few people really do walk the whole thing. Although that seems like way too long to be out on the road to me.
Hence running at least some of it, lessen that time on the road 😏 I hope you at least get a free tshirt out of it
🤔 Maybe I should stick behind uh err umm with you I mean.....but also maybe yes behind you.
You can stick with me during the zombie apocalypse 🤭 but if you stick behind me, you might be too distracted when the zombies attack 🤪
Are you sure? *Grins back over his shoulder*
Oh, well now you have piqued my curiosity *tries look again*
 
Riiiight. Why do I not feel reassured?
I don't know. I used my most reassuring tone
What? Are you implying that I'm Management? I can assure you, I never applied for a position here. Well... not that kind of position, anyway 😏
No 😂🤣 UM was around last night... but tell me, what kind of position did you apply for, handsome 😏
 
Hence running at least some of it, lessen that time on the road 😏 I hope you at least get a free tshirt out of it
Depends on the race ... Believe it or not there are multiple journey races out there
You can stick with me during the zombie apocalypse 🤭 but if you stick behind me, you might be too distracted when the zombies attack 🤪
🤔 This is completely true based on my umm research
Oh, well now you have piqued my curiosity *tries look again*
*Folds paper up quickly* ok this will be delivered at the appropriate time.

Definition of appropriate: the time at which Day Hoosier is not too nervous but also not overly confident. See also: who knows?

😂 Naaa I'm sure you'll get to peek sooner or later
 
Depends on the race ... Believe it or not there are multiple journey races out there
I think the LotR challenge sounds most fun... not technically a race, just completing the journey in the same time frame Sam and Frodo did

There's my nerd showing though 🤓
🤔 This is completely true based on my umm research
Oh? Research? How much research?
*Folds paper up quickly* ok this will be delivered at the appropriate time.

Definition of appropriate: the time at which Day Hoosier is not too nervous but also not overly confident. See also: who knows?

😂 Naaa I'm sure you'll get to peek sooner or later
🤣😂 what an appropriate definition of appropriate
 
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