The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[JessiQueVix]

It's like that granny who was stopped by a cop and admitted to having three handguns in the car, so he asked her, "what are you so afraid of?"


Her reply: "not a goddamned thing."


That's Ethyl.

Now i am very curious to know who Ethyl is

 

[Missk_2022]

Well, with your recipe even I could do it!

Don't sell yourself short..... you are a bread making dog training bird shooting bad ass

 

[Missk_2022]

We call it "chunky-dunking!"

I said the same thing!!!!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Thank you, sweetie! I usually pop in late. In fact, if I'm on too late, I get caught by B2! ️

And the feathers

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In case you didn't know, read this:

The Most Februaryest Day Ever

It was light out
But the sun never shone

The sun barely scraped against the horizon
I could hear it
Distant iron oxide rasping against
The edges of mother earth

There were no bright colors
Just blonde cornfields
Fuzzy with stubble
Sticking above the dirty snow

Brown trees of the woods
Scratching at the clouds
The vanishing plane between earth and sky

In the midst of this
I split kindling
Making big logs
Into smaller logs

A prisoners task?

Then those small logs were split
Into the thinnest strips
And sticks
I could manage with my axe
And hatchet

A hypnotic endeavor

I achieved some higher state

I could see my breath
And didn’t feel cold

Rather, I felt warm
Full

I wasn’t blowing out the fires
I was ready to start them

It was the most February day imaginable
And I celebrated it
Cuz, fuck
Tomorrow might not ever come

6/52

Soulfully brilliant, I think. Good imagery, too.

 

[Missk_2022]

I loved your response! A professional "fuck you!"

I was so pissed off when I read that... but I can't say anything because it is always "so and so wouldn't do that...you must have misunderstood" or a bunch of excuse making where I am the bad guy...fuck that

 

[Missk_2022]

I bet you can.

I bet I will have too..... outside of stalking the goldsmith he is gonna do it his speed....

 

[Missk_2022]

There are those that have…and those that will!

I qm trying to think of a female equivalent of this and I got nothing...

Except underwire bras.... medeival (sp?) Torture devices...

Ok...we need to develop a new type of men's underwear with a super strength pocket or sling for men who have a low hanging undercarriage

 

[Missk_2022]

It's like that granny who was stopped by a cop and admitted to having three handguns in the car, so he asked her, "what are you so afraid of?"


Her reply: "not a goddamned thing."


That's Ethyl.

Ethyl is my spirit animal

 

[Missk_2022]

In case you didn't know, read this:





Soulfully brilliant, I think. Good imagery, too.

Did you write this?

I love it

 

[Wonderer67]

Oh the time is increasing day by day. First i heard it takes 48 hrs. Then heard about a week, now a month!!! hope it gets uploaded before 2026. Lets see what happens

Yeah, I think it just takes a little bit of time for the first one. Once you’re approved, then I think you could change avatars at will.

 

[Wonderer67]

Oh dear i haven’t yet. But i am on it. Building the plots. When i write one, i will post for sure.
Are any of you writer here?

I dabble in poetry and have published a few stories.

 

[Wonderer67]

We'll see how this turns out.

Well, the weekend ended on sort of a cliffhanger!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I loved your response! A professional "fuck you!"

Wat's usually sound more like the real thing.

 

[Wonderer67]

You needed to be out close to dusk, after sunset. Mercury is close to the horizon and disappears real quickly. You can still see most of the large planets and I never did see Neptune or Uranus.

You said “Uranus”

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We ALL loves us some OM! ️

Most Popular Spooner Evah!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

I was thinking French tips with some glitter

You said “ French tips with some glitter…”

 

[Wonderer67]

In case you didn't know, read this:





Soulfully brilliant, I think. Good imagery, too.

Thank you wat!

The month of February can go fuck itself. (I coulda prolly just written that! )

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Up earlier than usual. Dog refused to do her business at bedtime so of course she wakes me up an hour early to make up for it.

Basement workout out of the way. Coffee made. Caught up to 3 pages of thread. THREE! Sheesh, you people act like it was a Friday night or something.

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Realists see that the glass isn't big enough.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh damn thanks. I might try that one today.

You're welcome.


I think that Miss_K told me that when I was bitching about plantar fasciitis.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I thought you left a zero out!

He’s accountable AND responsible for the work of his subcontractors. That makes him a shitty AND irresponsible contractor.

Good riddance.

Glad this whole project is in your rear view mirror.

They fucked up her floor.


You(se) an' I may need to go for a ride what he don't come back from . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now i am very curious to know who Ethyl is

My large tortoiseshell girliecat.


She came to me with Attitude.


She has cultivated it into a science.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I bet I will have too..... outside of stalking the goldsmith he is gonna do it his speed....

Craftsmanship takes a little while.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ethyl is my spirit animal

Truth is, and I would never tell Ethyl, if I could only have one cat . . .



it would be TDK.



And I'd sorely miss the rest of them.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Did you write this?

I love it

@Wonderer67 did. Very well.


It's him in wordiewords.