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[Wonderer67]

you want me to say it out loud here so all can visit me next weekend? hun i am a little low in budget now.

Sure. I’ll be there in 18 hrs or however long it takes to fly there.

See ya tomrrow.

But by then it’ll be Saturday night.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

It was actually at a movie theater.

It was pretty good. I’d give it three out of five. Led Zeppelin has never been my favorite band, it was a little bit too long and there was a little bit too much guitar wanking.

However, it was a really well done documentary, and there’s no doubting their excellent musicianship, their musical vision and their cohesiveness as a band.

There can never be too much guitar wanking…(see me avatar…)

 

[JessiQueVix]

Make sure to book return tickets too if you wanna attend your office on time toi

Sure. I’ll be there in 18 hrs or however long it takes to fly there.

See ya tomrrow.

But by then it’ll be Saturday night.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Heading to Dixie soon! Anybody know of the weather down there?..are flowers out?

The WX is starting to change. There are buds on the hydrangeas and I killed two mosquitoes in the garage…that definitely means spring is about to sprung. Come on down, we always leave a light on! Seriously, over the next week, it’s going to be warmer than normal except for the coastal areas of the eastern seaboard…it will be cooler than normal but not freezing cold.

Work, Work, Work…If ya know…ya know! . Everybody else enjoy their weekend…it’s my hump day tomorrow…as the song goes…”I’ve been…battli’n hotel maids…chew’n on Rolaids….count’n the hours till I get home…”.

Yer Morn’n Z…

 

[Mittering]

The whole medical system and establishment needs to be blown up and build from scratch.

That’s all I got to say about that.

Going to bed. Good night all.

What do you mean? Os work perfectly fine. Better than fine for some. They're making more money than ever.

Think of the poor stock hoder, the board members of those little pharmaceutical companies if we changed the system. Think of their Ivy League children. The children!

 

[Missk_2022]

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the police arrest a mime-artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power cuts on TV?

I have an answer for the skinny dipping.... its called chunky dunking

 

[Missk_2022]

@JessiQueVix Welcome and enjoy your time here Lili has set out some ground rules after which come the words "Have Fun". I am Grey, and English Gentleman whose love of dogs and Scotland's Hills is legendary. It is good to meet you... shakes your hand!

Grey you keep us on the straight and narrow.....

 

[Missk_2022]

THEY will never "cure" cancer, as it's a $200B per year bizness.

Correct....

 

[JessiQueVix]

Grey you keep us on the straight and narrow.....

i agree, the part he said an english "gentleman" should be in bold

 

[Missk_2022]

They created cancer. Its like if i ever open a gym, i am gonna open a burger shop just beside that gym too

All illness starts and ends in the got.

The food we eat the meds we take etc....I have a whole spiel but it bores

 

[Missk_2022]

Wow!!!!


Look at the big balls on you!!!


Will you consider being my hero???

I can't be your hero ....you are mine...

 

[Missk_2022]

It’s been a busy week.

I am glad it’s Friday. I am taking a half day to unwind, run a few errands and maybe ever catch up on this here thread!

I took the whole day...but means I will need to work a couple hrs this weekend....but that is ok

 

[Mittering]

I have an answer for the skinny dipping.... its called chunky dunking

Jokes on you. I'm into that shit!

 

[Missk_2022]

Coffee/Friday memes make me miss OM . . . .

And cowboy and impy

 

[Mittering]

All illness starts and ends in the got.

The food we eat the meds we take etc....I have a whole spiel but it bores

You are so right.

Did anyone check out Candi Frazier on that tube channel. She says the same thing.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Jokes on you. I'm into that shit!

Lol same!

 

[Qky75]

Found on my desk today:

 

[Khadaji2002]

Morning, all. I apparently forgot to activate the timer so my coffee will be a bit late. On the positive side I splurged for some locally roasted flavored coffee so the house is full of the smell of coffee when I make it.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

All illness starts and ends in the got.

The food we eat the meds we take etc....I have a whole spiel but it bores

I would like to hear the spiel!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Morning, all. I apparently forgot to activate the timer so my coffee will be a bit late. On the positive side I splurged for some locally roasted flavored coffee so the house is full of the smell of coffee when I make it.

I ran out to the local store that sells locally roasted coffee, cheese and vegetables from local farms and bread etc from local bakeries. They are the best. And supports the local businesses!

 

[Khadaji2002]

Yeah, I prefer helping local stores. Oddly, in my area most of the local stores close by 4pm, as though they don't want business from us local workers.

 

[nipplecaresser]

It’s been a busy week.

I am glad it’s Friday. I am taking a half day to unwind, run a few errands and maybe ever catch up on this here thread!

Hi

You sound like you may be new here. We're a little different to a lot of Lit threads

We have 4 simple rules:
1. No drama
2. No religion
3. No politics
4. We don't hit on each other here. Take it to DMs.

Otherwise, we're a fun-loving bunch and talk about all kinds of things! Check out the first post and maybe go back a few pages to get the vibe. If you like what you see, please hang out with us! If this isn't your thing, there are about eleventy-billion other threads on Lit!

 

[Missk_2022]

Hi

You sound like you may be new here. We're a little different to a lot of Lit threads

We have 4 simple rules:
1. No drama
2. No religion
3. No politics
4. We don't hit on each other here. Take it to DMs.

Otherwise, we're a fun-loving bunch and talk about all kinds of things! Check out the first post and maybe go back a few pages to get the vibe. If you like what you see, please hang out with us! If this isn't your thing, there are about eleventy-billion other threads on Lit!

Wonderer is not new...he is an old timer like me

 

[KentLondon]

I got my hip done. I changed doctors. In to see the guy who did it in December and got it done March 28. Cost me a shade over $3K complete, for a $60K invoice.

That sounds like excellent value. What's the story behind the $60k invoice?

 

[KentLondon]

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the police arrest a mime-artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power cuts on TV?

Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate it's tit a lot.