MrMakersMark
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Houston drivers are out ..of..their..fucking..mindsssssss.to be fair, even i dont got to houston, on purpose anyway
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MischiefMakerAlways
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I wish I could dance! I can do choreography just fine, but dance like that with a partner? Nope. I'd be willing to take lessons and everything because dancing will turn me on faster than just about any other clothed activity. Women who can dance drive me crazy!
The car, Kit? Drinking and driving is frowned upon.
But if I remember correctly, your drunk poetry was better than most of the sober stuff on here.
Chloe_Harper
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No, we cannot be together! It is forbidden!
vastiesmith200
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They were paying big, big bucks back then!to be fair, even i dont got to houston, on purpose anyway
BrendaBear
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Well, is it really a problem? I mean... what can you buy with a dime now? You can't even make a phone call with that.
TXRafe
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i believe it, and no state income tax is why its so appealing here and all the businesses are moving here.
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Great. Now I'm going to have this weird ass song in my head. Thanks!to be fair, even i dont got to houston, on purpose anyway
vastiesmith200
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This was dancing w/o the pole MM.
Chloe_Harper
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I'm very specific with the slots I like to play on the rare occasions I visit a casino. But, now I will forever be wondering "Did Brenda do this one? What about this one? Dammit Brenda! Gimme the bonus spins!"Well, is it really a problem? I mean... what can you buy with a dime now? You can't even make a phone call with that.
Chloe_Harper
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I have done the dancing with a pole. Some of the most fun and hardest dance classes I ever did take
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I'm happy by the Atlantic for 6 months a year and it's mostly nice weather 4 seasons. EXCEPT this year!
BrendaBear
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Oops... I should have made up something instead. Now everyone here, when they are in a casino will be yelling out "Brenda! You bitch!!!" if they lose. Will I get credit if they win? Nope. Never do.
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i would rather just venmo you $40 as an idiot tax.
Chloe_Harper
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Oh, if I win, I will come in here yelling "Brenda you fucking beautiful genius! I won all the slot money tonight!"Oops... I should have made up something instead. Now everyone here, when they are in a casino will be yelling out "Brenda! You bitch!!!" if they lose. Will I get credit if they win? Nope. Never do.
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Oh classes!!!!! I was wondering what you meant.I have done the dancing with a pole. Some of the most fun and hardest dance classes I ever did take
UnquietDreams
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The Irish don't really get drunk on St. Patrick's Day for the most part. It is a quiet religious day in Ireland. Now in the US? Amateur drinking day.
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I tell everyone the same thing... only play them if you are entertained by them. They are, entertainment. If you want to make money, go get job. If you have a job and want to be entertained by dancing polar bears and penguins ... that is what the slot machines are for. And just accept, that $40 you put in? It's gone.
My next public service announcement will be on the art of apply lube correctly.
That is all.
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Sorry... I get drunk, and I have Irish in my DNA. So... there's that...
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I heard that the odds are the worse with the slot! We have a billboard here advertising the Casinos and it read come and play the slots. Someone wrote over it in paint. Come and play the sluts!!! I know it was someone from my high school or college!! I just know it.
UnquietDreams
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Amateurs. They let anyone do it. I don't want to jeopardize my professional status.
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We call New Year's amateur night here.
MischiefMakerAlways
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Is this a reality show for blind people to find true love? If they follow their voices, I'm going with 1/3 of the couples, rounding down.Alright y'all, how many couples are saying "I do" on Love Is Blind this season? I don't give a fuck of you don't watch itI wanna hear your guesses or bets! I'll tell you if you were right in a couple of weeks
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Woah... settle down, I've seen a little dancing from my little and she can definitely move it.
I've actually never been to a strip club.I have done the dancing with a pole. Some of the most fun and hardest dance classes I ever did take
Had a couple friends marry strippers though...
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I want a voca of you singing that.Secrets, secrets are not fun, unless they are for everyone!
