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[Chloe_Harper]

"The Dildo of Life comes unlubed."

What is that from?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That was my first reaction as well! I decided to behave myself, just to prove that I can. Sometimes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is that from?

Post 16,273. You quoted it...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Post 16,273. You quoted it...

I mean... I didn't wanna give you credit in my t-shirt thread if it was from something else. Smartypants

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are you doubting my ability to behave myself? My self control?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are you doubting my ability to behave myself? My self control?

Nope, you're to vanilla for that... I mean.. what?

 

[BrendaBear]

*cough*

Vanilla.

Okay.

Is it called something other than "vanilla" in the UK?

*** runs out of the room, cackling like a total goofball ***

 

[Fiestykitten]

Is it called something other than "vanilla" in the UK?

*** runs out of the room, cackling like a total goofball ***

 

[Fiestykitten]

Does "vanilla" include things like tying you up or enjoying seeing you in that situation? Just as a "for example".

Would you just go to bed already, I know your old ass needs the rest...

 

[BrendaBear]

Does "vanilla" include things like tying you up or enjoying seeing you in that situation? Just as a "for example".

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PSnRrH8yEvkAAAAC/seulisasoo-tea.gif

 

[subdudeme13]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fjq0ZTywMXEAAAAd/what-the-hell-were-you-thinking-roscoe-conklin.gif

Wait... sounds like kink shaming....

Nevermind.

No worries, we had a great relationship. One of the best.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you trying to get me into bed, young lady? It looks like it.

It also looks like only 7:30pm, which is (depending on recent insomnia) rather too early for "rest".

Likes to tie me up, and likes to see me tied up... 8 hours ahead of me...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cmlbcr6_VmAAAAAd/kristine-froseth-taking-notes.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

No worries, we had a great relationship. One of the best.

I'm delighted to hear that... I'm sorry, I was just trying to make funnies. I didn't mean anything.

 

[subdudeme13]

How dare. How very dare. It will be such a non-classy affair with minimal sacrifices (you can't leash @Fiestykitten, although I'm sure it won't stop someone from trying)

Someone mention fire again?

 

[subdudeme13]

Oh, you had do deploy the nuclear option, didn't you!

You do what you have to do! No?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Someone mention fire again?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UDGZQRsMVl0AAAAd/flame-thrower-kill-it-with-fire.gif

 

[subdudeme13]

I'm delighted to hear that... I'm sorry, I was just trying to make funnies. I didn't mean anything

No need to be sorry. It is all good!

 

[subdudeme13]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UDGZQRsMVl0AAAAd/flame-thrower-kill-it-with-fire.gif

Then there is the branding iron.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Someone mention fire again?

Present... I mean... yes it was me your friendly neighborhood pyro. Well, I'm not that friendly but

 

[subdudeme13]

LOL Then is see a post by blazingsaddles! Gives it a whole knew meaning.

 

[subdudeme13]

Present... I mean... yes it was me your friendly neighborhood pyro. Well, I'm not that friendly but

How is your bucket list, make any new additions? Or maybe check some off?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Then there is the branding iron.

I don't know about you, but I still think I have a scar.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OVmXk9ygYXsAAAAC/paty-cantu-cuando-vuelvas.gif

 

[subdudeme13]

I didn't mean to get everyone fired up!

 

[subdudeme13]

I don't know about you, but I still think I have a scar.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OVmXk9ygYXsAAAAC/paty-cantu-cuando-vuelvas.gif

It will only leave a nasty burn unless it is red hot.

 

[BrendaBear]

How is your bucket list, make any new additions? Or maybe check some off?

Who knows? @Fiestykitten torched the whole thing.