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Wait. Why am I wowed for lots of reasons??!!
Because you are beyond wonderful. You are undefinable. You are so much more sexy than you realize, and that is part of what is so wonderful about you. Your eyes can melt a person’s soul to jelly. Your face is so pretty, we get lost in ypur beauty. And your body inspires lust like never has been known before.

And aside from all that amazing, sexy beauty… you love and accept me? Your soul is as beautiful as your body. 🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰🥰💋

And… you know me.

I am not a liar. Ever.

I say what I see. That is just who I am.
 
Wow… I am suddenly struck with a @crazychemgirl style question…. (This is a first)….


If you were a Harry Potter character, which one would it be?
I have been thinking about this. I'm not the biggest HP fan, but I think I might be a little like Hermione? I mean, she's cute and smart, but also kind of annoying and pedantic? That seems kind of right. 🫣
 
Because you are beyond wonderful. You are undefinable. You are so much more sexy than you realize, and that is part of what is so wonderful about you. Your eyes can melt a person’s soul to jelly. Your face is so pretty, we get lost in ypur beauty. And your body inspires lust like never has been known before.

And aside from all that amazing, sexy beauty… you love and accept me? Your soul is as beautiful as your body. 🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰🥰🥰💋

And… you know me.

I am not a liar. Ever.

I say what I see. That is just who I am.
I have no words 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
 
I think all vegetarian “substitutions” are delicious. The trick is just to not compare it because of course it tastes different.

So, your impossible burger doesn’t taste like a burger.

Who cares? Still yum!!!

Food tasting different? Gasp!!!
It’s less about taste and more about mouth feel and selection. Impossible burgers are perfectly acceptable alternatives. But vegan cheese, even the best of it, is a different than real cheese. Especially as it cools. It becomes acceptable…but it’s not as good. For pizza it’s fine because cold pizza is the bomb. But for nachos, your time window shrinks significantly. And non dairy ice cream is good mostly, but your flavor selections are, in most places still much smaller.
 
But... But... Why do they insist on comparing to the original?

(Just for clarity, I was vegan for a period of time, so I'm not slamming vegans at all. I just don't get the "tofurkey" etc.)
That’s just marketing. Reference points help though.
 
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