🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[NewStartQueen]

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[cactusjack0584]

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[BrendaBear]

I feel like that was a cactus joke

No... that was a "We love you Jack, and don't want you to go" statement. Not really a joke at all.

We missed you when you were gone, and happy that you're back.

Sorry I didn't respond sooner, I was in the shower.

 

[NewStartQueen]

For the record, as the Aisling Mouse who entitled her, @NewStartQueen is the Queen Princess --accent on "princess" -- at the same high level as all the princesses (and non-princess) in the House (including you). I see it as an enlightened pseudo-anarchistic non-hierarchal quasi-monarchy, with the Triumvirate as founders.

But that is just me. I'm not in Upper Management.

I have pointed this out on multiple occasions but it's in some people's nature to defer to the one who wears the crown.

Egalitarian all the way babe, just with fancy crowns, tiaras, halos and horns.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I think I found a sex toy
Y'all brats may like.
It's purple even!
@NewStartQueen

Please review and be forewarned the link is showing it in action.

 

[NewStartQueen]

there is a whole thread for that, we dont assign roles in here, except for the asshole, apparently thats me and its always my fault

But the asshole is an important role in the human body... It let's all the shit out. If it doesn't we die. So yeah, you have a purpose unlike the ass hats... That's the true insult.

And by the way...

 

[TXRafe]

I think I found a sex toy
Y'all brats may like.
It's purple even!
@NewStartQueen

Please review and be forewarned the link is showing it in action.

my exercise ball that i use as a chair is missing the appendage

 

[Chloe_Harper]

my exercise ball that i use as a chair is missing the appendage

Is it up your butt? Have you checked?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

my exercise ball that i use as a chair is missing the appendage

Maybe you can get it as a dealer installed option.
Hurry before your warranty runs out!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is it up your butt? Have you checked?

Oh so that's what they mean by breaking one off in your a$$
Noted

 

[BrendaBear]

This is so weird... the song "My City Was Gone" by the Pretenders comes on... and I keep thinking of @MischiefMakerAlways !!

I cannot imagine what is up with that.

 

[NewStartQueen]

I think I found a sex toy
Y'all brats may like.
It's purple even!
@NewStartQueen

Please review and be forewarned the link is showing it in action.

That, dear boy, is not a sex toy.... Everyday objects used to get off is another category.

And yay purple for the riff goddess @BrendaBear

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That, dear boy, is not a sex toy.... Everyday objects used to get off is another category.

And yay purple for the riff goddess @BrendaBear

Well aren't your toys used everyday?
And twice on every 2nd Tuesday of the week?🌶

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Where is @Sammysub07? I'm feeling a type of way, so I must be channeling her energy...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Well aren't your toys used everyday?
And twice on every 2nd Tuesday of the week?🌶

Oh poor man, if that's what you think is my schedule... You wouldn't be able to keep up.

 

[Jaws82]

Where is @Sammysub07? I'm feeling a type of way, so I must be channeling her energy...

Quick someone hold her down!

 

[Jaws82]

Oh poor man, if that's what you think is my schedule... You wouldn't be able to keep up.

4 on Thursdays

 

[Speshul91]

How is everyone?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Quick someone hold her down!

 

[Rj_1954]

I think I found a sex toy
Y'all brats may like.
It's purple even!
@NewStartQueen

Please review and be forewarned the link is showing it in action.

You should get the grand poobah trophy

 

[Chloe_Harper]

How is everyone?

As stated above, I think I'm channeling @Sammysub07 today... I'm feeling a type of way

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh poor man, if that's what you think is my schedule... You wouldn't be able to keep up.

Well knowing you have multiple, at least a dozen, toys I don't think I am as far off as you think I am.

 

[NewStartQueen]

Where is @Sammysub07? I'm feeling a type of way, so I must be channeling her energy...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

 

[NewStartQueen]

4 on Thursdays

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