Cock Talk

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Touch and touch it often. A gentle squeeze, a loving kiss, a long suck. Through my pants, under the blanket, when I'm naked next to you, sitting by you at the movies. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere!

I wouldn't say I want it touched in a rough way but a good hard ride feels pretty damn good. Occasionally a little teeth, but not much cause that gets sensitive fast. You can definitely fondle and play with my balls. Along with the shaft and the tip and frenulum.

Can't say I've ever had a finger inserted in my ass. Not something I've fantasized about either, but in the right moment, I'd consider it. (Especially after @LadyLascivious1 rave reviews.)

Here's the deal-I want you to play with it.
Hold it.
Taste it.
Feel it.
Stroke it.
Suck it.
Adore it.
Kiss it.
Lick it.
Fuck it.

Seems like my expectations aren't that high, really!

This is like the X-Rated version of Bop-It!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6fApVVSVONz4GOjfzc/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91p8ctf9pnmurc2puvujtmvyj9caigb809uuo3xwcw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is like the X-Rated version of Bop-It!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6fApVVSVONz4GOjfzc/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91p8ctf9pnmurc2puvujtmvyj9caigb809uuo3xwcw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Man, I hated Bop-It. I'd play the other version though

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Man, I hated Bop-It. I'd play the other version though

You and me both!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You and me both!

I was on board with everything he said except for the 'little teeth' part. A little is just inviting an accident without adding a sensation that outweighs the damage. Risk vs reward

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I was on board with everything he said except for the 'little teeth' part. A little is just inviting an accident without adding a sensation that outweighs the damage. Risk vs reward

I don’t ...object to a little teeth grazing.

Now, obviously not if the recipient isn’t a fan.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t ...object to a little teeth grazing.

Now, obviously not if the recipient isn’t a fan.

Don't object or regularly practice?

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Don't object or regularly practice?

Well, without going into details of my own situation here, I think what’s more to the point is that it’s important to be responsive to your partner, to whatever extent that you are both comfortable. One person may like teeth, so let me use my teeth lightly here, or a little more roughly there… and pay attention to their body’s cues. Maybe someone else would prefer something different.. I would expect that a person would be in tune with what their partner liked, and do more of that! Seems pretty intuitive to me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I almost threw up on myself reading this!

Seems like bs. Where’d the flies come from to lay the eggs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Seems like bs. Where’d the flies come from to lay the eggs?

Wait a minute. Are you implying that someone would go on the internet and lie? That's ridiculous, people can't do that. They'd be shackled, stripped and sent through the streets like Cersei
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[__Nathan1968]

Wait a minute. Are you implying that someone would go on the internet and lie? That's ridiculous, people can't do that. They'd be shackled, stripped and sent through the streets like Cersei
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajJmZ3h0dW02cjY4bDg1MDAyYWxhMWxicGFlNnZyYm82bHZuNWR0MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif

Just thinking it’s more likely that she was hiding bait in her tackle box than maggots being attracted to ranch.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just thinking it’s more likely that she was hiding bait in her tackle box than maggots being attracted to ranch.

She's the ultimate catfish. Lying, but also growing her own sustenance. alright, I'm making myself queasy

 

[__Nathan1968]

She's the ultimate catfish. Lying, but also growing her own sustenance. alright, I'm making myself queasy

I’m sure she was into noodling.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m sure she was into noodling.

I've decided to try my hand at noodling
https://www.dsgouterwear.com/cdn/shop/articles/image-50462465_1340x690_crop_center.jpg?v=1712954102

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've decided to try my hand at noodling
https://www.dsgouterwear.com/cdn/shop/articles/image-50462465_1340x690_crop_center.jpg?v=1712954102

I see you caught your limit.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I see you caught your limit.

f(x) = xsin x

Does this mean I have to throw one back?

 

[__Nathan1968]

f(x) = xsin x

Does this mean I have to throw one back?

Throw three from the front, and one from the back.

 

[Endless_Night]

She's the ultimate catfish. Lying, but also growing her own sustenance. alright, I'm making myself queasy

Omg.

@hotwords229_A, we need a new question.

Pleeeeeeease.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Omg.

@hotwords229_A, we need a new question.

Pleeeeeeease.

I think we need to get @deefalttwunnyfor laid. My beer wench didn’t seem to do the trick.

Any ideas?

 

[Mei5ter]

Hold it.
Taste it.
Feel it.
Stroke it.
Suck it.
Adore it.
Kiss it.
Lick it.
Fuck it.

This is like the X-Rated version of Bop-It!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6fApVVSVONz4GOjfzc/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91p8ctf9pnmurc2puvujtmvyj9caigb809uuo3xwcw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You can also sing that list to the chorus to Who Do You Think You Are by the Spice Girls. Which is now my earworm for today.

Does anyone else find themselves instinctively fitting Lit threads to music? Years ago, there was a thread in BDSM called "Do you want to enjoy the domination of your wife?" Now if you say that to yourself you'll find it fits the Battle Hymn of the Republic perfectly. Try it! Add a few Glory Glories and a side of Halleluias if the mood takes you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tell us about your hooters.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/66c1eb1a8ac25704b67639e1dbeba835/79f35dce6b38fe56-f6/s500x750/2e0f8a9a619048b9dfa4fabc0bb1a13510dcc57c.webp

No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough, obsessed too much/too little, would you like more/less attention on your nipples, how do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts, do you motorboat, do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

I miss this. As a single person, you can't easily replicate the touch of someone else.

My ex husband used to treat my boobs like his personal property. Grabbing and groping when he felt like it. It made me hate them. I didn't like them being touched, looked at - anything.

I've grown to like them now. I thought for a long time they were my best feature. They may be. They may not. But I like them.

I like the effect they can have. And I don't choose to share them with many. Not entirely. But those I do care to share them with. It's a big deal for me, and I love the effect they have.

As for touching. I love the tease through clothes and a bra. The gentle touch of the swell of my breasts, to the grazing of the side and the under boob.. reaching inside my shirt/sweater and feeling how my nipples respond to touch. I have very responsive nipples.

The firmness of handling depends on the situation. I don't like pain full stop. But I can handle nipple clamps to a point, pinches, nibbles, twists, and firm handling. But barely touching can be just as good...

Someone cumming on my boobs is hot to watch.. and watching a clean up would also be hot.

I love them being worshipped, but as has been said already, it is only part of me. There is much more to be touched and stimulated.

I love to give a boob job... but I give one, rather than them being fucked. I don't think I've done that.

I cannot stand 'titties' , 'tiddies' or any variation thereof. I tend to stick to boobs, breast and tits, unless I'm being stupid.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I miss this. As a single person, you can't easily replicate the touch of someone else.

My ex husband used to treat my boobs like his personal property. Grabbing and groping when he felt like it. It made me hate them. I didn't like them being touched, looked at - anything.

I've grown to like them now. I thought for a long time they were my best feature. They may be. They may not. But I like them.

I like the effect they can have. And I don't choose to share them with many. Not entirely. But those I do care to share them with. It's a big deal for me, and I love the effect they have.

As for touching. I love the tease through clothes and a bra. The gentle touch of the swell of my breasts, to the grazing of the side and the under boob.. reaching inside my shirt/sweater and feeling how my nipples respond to touch. I have very responsive nipples.

The firmness of handling depends on the situation. I don't like pain full stop. But I can handle nipple clamps to a point, pinches, nibbles, twists, and firm handling. But barely touching can be just as good...

Someone cumming on my boobs is hot to watch.. and watching a clean up would also be hot.

I love them being worshipped, but as has been said already, it is only part of me. There is much more to be touched and stimulated.

I love to give a boob job... but I give one, rather than them being fucked. I don't think I've done that.

I cannot stand 'titties' , 'tiddies' or any variation thereof. I tend to stick to boobs, breast and tits, unless I'm being stupid.

Perfect!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I miss this. As a single person, you can't easily replicate the touch of someone else.

Sometimes if you lay on your arm until it goes numb then when the pins and needles feeling comes back if you touch yourself it kinda feels like someone else is doing it. Follow me for more life hacks

My ex husband used to treat my boobs like his personal property. Grabbing and groping when he felt like it. It made me hate them. I didn't like them being touched, looked at - anything.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXdyenFzbjFkZ2s4d3hmNGVudTF3MTNrODJ5YW1rNGhsbjhjOGZ1NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/BUT4SHFnAg7rzBu2Ke/giphy.gif

As for touching. I love the tease through clothes and a bra. The gentle touch of the swell of my breasts, to the grazing of the side and the under boob.. reaching inside my shirt/sweater and feeling how my nipples respond to touch. I have very responsive nipples.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZGowZjU0cDA4a3lxb21hNHg3ZDRpdzZydXM4NWlnZjc1eHQyeHBpYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oFzm0o2jMKftsaBoc/giphy.gif

The firmness of handling depends on the situation. I don't like pain full stop. But I can handle nipple clamps to a point, pinches, nibbles, twists, and firm handling. But barely touching can be just as good...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OcuuyPgL7VAAAAAd/vince-mcmahon-intrigued.gif

Someone cumming on my boobs is hot to watch.. and watching a clean up would also be hot.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/uy-_gqJXwBcAAAAC/vince-mcmahon-shocked.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sometimes if you lay on your arm until it goes numb then when the pins and needles feeling comes back if you touch yourself it kinda feels like someone else is doing it. Follow me for more life hacks

*follows*

*life takes a turn*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes if you lay on your arm until it goes numb then when the pins and needles feeling comes back if you touch yourself it kinda feels like someone else is doing it. Follow me for more life hacks

Also if you move into a haunted house of a nymphomaniac, you have a better than average chance of getting groped.

Also also, who knew Vince McMahon was a sex therapist?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Also if you move into a haunted house of a nymphomaniac, you have a better than average chance of getting groped.

Also also, who knew Vince McMahon was a sex therapist?

If you take the ‘the’ out of therapist it’s accurate