🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

Huh. So I woke up really early for some reason this morning, and I see that all the brats and their worshippers-- I mean friends-- are all still sleeping. Perfect opportunity to tidy up the pillows again, take down all of the Gilmore Girls gifs and throw away all of their wiener-wackers, along with some of these empty wine bottles. Jesus, these brats can put it down. 🙄
Awww, thank you for tidying up in here in a non-judgmental.... oh, that's a lot of judgment... um, you missed some wine bottles and busted pillows in the other room. 'Kay thanks.
Oh, Blueeyes, good morning indeed 😘 not always easy to catch us to kiss, but I'll blame it on lack of coffee 🤭
So be nice today! Lol You know what I'm capable of!

I'm actually not really in a mood to whack weiners today. Truthfully, I'd like some comfort facing a challenging workweek. 😊
Oh, comfort is something we definitely bring you! What's your favorite kind?
Just everyone please keep it down, okay? If @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 and @DannieB and @NewStartQueen and @Fiestykitten and @dawn_of_night wake up, it's going to be a bratty zoo in here.
Ok, don't even pretend that's not what you want. Talk about bratty behavior tagging us to wake us all up like that. *throws pillow at your face*
You mean, @Chloe_Harper's halo? She does want it back, you know.
Wait... who took... how did they... why am I without... and where'd my tiara go...
Then you must have gotten them mixed up last night in your pillow fight, because hers has that distinctive chip in it from getting her head banged against--


I mean, yeah! That one's definitely yours. Looks great!
Mine has a chip in it too?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me?! When did I bang my head?!?! What is happening...
 
Awww, thank you for tidying up in here in a non-judgmental.... oh, that's a lot of judgment... um, you missed some wine bottles and busted pillows in the other room. 'Kay thanks.


Oh, Blueeyes, good morning indeed 😘 not always easy to catch us to kiss, but I'll blame it on lack of coffee 🤭

Oh, comfort is something we definitely bring you! What's your favorite kind?

Ok, don't even pretend that's not what you want. Talk about bratty behavior tagging us to wake us all up like that. *throws pillow at your face*

Wait... who took... how did they... why am I without... and where'd my tiara go...

Mine has a chip in it too?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me?! When did I bang my head?!?! What is happening...
You know I love you. 😘🥰😊
 
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