The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Go back to sleep. Do you need me to come over and rub your back? ️

Yes......

 

[Missk_2022]

Last minute stuff to do around the house and then off to western Pa. We’re picking up our friends.

Be safe and have fun...hi to the Mrs

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I live them all.... I am the best critters auntie

We have some pasture poodles Out West. They like apples, and they don't have to be fresh or expensive. The goats will eat other leftover vegibbles bits. The chickens will, too - I think. They love bugs and worms.


Geezer likes chicken.

 

[Wonderer67]

Funny Pennsylvania town names.

Gobblers Knob
Intercourse
Blue Ball (just one I guess)
Lititz (I’ve always pronounced it le tits)

(I think this is near where subdude used to live… he’ll set me straight on the Lititz pronunciation)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://assets.wfcdn.com/im/36762999/resize-h800-w800%5Ecompr-r85/7943/79431080/Douthett+Text+%26+Numbers+Wall+Decal.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Funny Pennsylvania town names.

Gobblers Knob
Intercourse
Blue Ball (just one I guess)
Lititz (I’ve always pronounced it le tits)

(I think this is near where subdude used to live… he’ll set me straight on the Lititz pronunciation)

Are you sure that's not Blue Bell? I used to work for an outfit outta that burg.

 

[Missk_2022]

We have some pasture poodles Out West. They like apples, and they don't have to be fresh or expensive. The goats will eat other leftover vegibbles bits. The chickens will, too - I think. They love bugs and worms.


Geezer likes chicken.

Done and done..... when I pull weeds if I see a fat grub I put them in a coffee can and take them to the chickens......

I love horses...

I will make geezer all the chicken he wants

When Ivan ( the dog next door) was dying of cancer i used to share my ribeye steaks with him..... I would also make him bone broth with old bits of bone no seasonings or anything.... I would hold the bowl for him and he would lap it up....then he would give me the sweetest I live you auntie look and a little lick to my hand and then put his head back on his paws .....I loved him so much

Animals like me too

 

[Missk_2022]

Which reminds me, I should do laundry today and pack-n-load tomorrow.


A three-egg omelette is in my sights.

What do you put in yours?

 

[Wonderer67]

Are you sure that's not Blue Bell? I used to work for an outfit outta that burg.

There is a blue bell and a blue ball.

It’s just a hop skip and a fuck from there to intercourse. (And then a short drive up the body to Lititz)

https://imgur.com/a/99qd2Yc

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There is a blue bell and a blue ball.

It’s just a hop skip and a fuck from there to intercourse. (And then a short drive up the body to Lititz)

https://imgur.com/a/99qd2Yc

Truthfully, Intercourse should cure Blue Ball.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What do you put in yours?

These are simple. Three eggs, finely chopped onion, cut-up spinach leaves, Fiesta (four) cheese grated. Make the omelette, then add salt, pepper, Dash and chunky salsa.

 

[Mittering]

Don’t worry. I’ll do all of the “thinking” when it comes to immature humor.

As I suspect is happening, most of those thoughts among us go unsaid to preserve what dignity we've managed to salvage over the years, and, of course, to adhere to the ad-hoc "Rules of the Thread" we so value.

That being said, I would like to get something off my chest this early morning:

*Ahem...

"potty, poop, that's what she said, fart, dirty, mouth wash, prove it, knockers, butt, tush, show me yours and I'll show you mine, pics or it didn't happen, tease, is that a..."

There, I said it for all of us today. Now we can all relax and have a nice friendly conversation and not worry about those pesky thoughts that threaten to ...

Aw, who am I kidding? Your all a bunch of dirty minded degenerates and nothing is gonna satiate your wickedness.

I that's why I love you guys and this thread.

 

[Mittering]

Oh, and Happy February!

Yes I say it using both "r" sounds like Stewy says "Cool Whip" with an "h"

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Funny Pennsylvania town names.

Gobblers Knob
Intercourse
Blue Ball (just one I guess)
Lititz (I’ve always pronounced it le tits)

(I think this is near where subdude used to live… he’ll set me straight on the Lititz pronunciation)

Those are good ones! In NC we have;

Bug Hill
Lizard Lick
Tick Bite
Erect
And the most famous, Kill Devil Hills

Out west on the late shift again. So MZ is now Afternoon Z. Nothing to report but a mixed up sleep schedule. Everyone have a great weekend. Leave the light on for me! Since I finished my book taking place in Key West, I thought I’d drop some KW Z…

 

[JackStayII]

Hey bar keep, I'm an old poster formerly known as MKvDeepSea returning as JackStayII, could you please set me up with a double shot of Everclear and Lemon-Lime Gatorade. I'll be over in the dark corner watching the comings and goings getting use to the new layout.

 

[likes2watchU]

Let's see it, apron boy!

Totally had a Lord Whorfin moment there (Buckaroo Banzai) with that statement

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Those are good ones! In NC we have;

Bug Hill
Lizard Lick
Tick Bite
Erect
And the most famous, Kill Devil Hills

Out west on the late shift again. So MZ is now Afternoon Z. Nothing to report but a mixed up sleep schedule. Everyone have a great weekend. Leave the light on for me! Since I finished my book taking place in Key West, I thought I’d drop some KW Z…

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I'm working in Hookerton and I ain't seen a hooker yet.


I feel cheated.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm working in Hookerton and I ain't seen a hooker yet.


I feel cheated.

Ur just not looking in the right sketchy alley... that's what my friends say anyhow

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey bar keep, I'm an old poster formerly known as MKvDeepSea returning as JackStayII, could you please set me up with a double shot of Everclear and Lemon-Lime Gatorade. I'll be over in the dark corner watching the comings and goings getting use to the new layout.

Welcome. We encourage reading the very first post and the last 20-30 pages to get the feel of the place.

Basically, no politics, no religion, no flaming and no hitting on the wimminz. There are half a gazillion threads on Lit for chasing tail, and this ain't one of them. So if it/we look like a fit, pull up a chair and set a spell. If not, there's one awful lotta Lit out there.

 

[JackStayII]

Welcome. We encourage reading the very first post and the last 20-30 pages to get the feel of the place.

Basically, no politics, no religion, no flaming and no hitting on the wimminz. There are half a gazillion threads on Lit for chasing tail, and this ain't one of them. So if it/we look like a fit, pull up a chair and set a spell. If not, there's one awful lotta Lit out there.

Thanks. I'll sit here quietly and read for a while.

 

[likes2watchU]

Hello Saturday! Caught up on a few things today, including sleep... so time for a quick catch up

It's actually my OCD!

Sounds exhausting sometimes. Sorry the OCD is in the driver's seat at times.

Oh, dear! That sounds like a shit show! I just got a new phone and have some anticipatory anxiety about transferring everything over.

Same - new phone and desktop PC but haven't transitioned yet b/c of important business to conclude w/ 7 years of records stored on both old phone and old pc. grr

She called me recently and said she would like to touch base and didn't want our friendship to die ..... I deleted and blocked her.

Good for you! Who needs that kind of self-centered energy in their lives.

I woke up mad..... had a dream and it pissed me off.....

Hate those... hope you're able to leave it in dreamland

Sadly, he was not up for a visit today.

Sorry the visit didn't happen
Showing up is important... no matter that the visit didn't happen... keep showing up. It means so much to the person you're trying to visit that someone still cares enough to try. So many other just... stop.

Looks like I got another recipe I’ll have to add or link to when we get our own recipe thread going.

I've been bookmarking... let me know when you're ready and I'll check where I left off and send more links.

Good morning all “ up and at them” diners. Nothing special to share or complain about. I will walk the mall and then a brunch with my GF. After that, laundry and some baking.

Sounds like a lovely day, B2!!

Be safe and have fun...hi to the Mrs

Lititz (I’ve always pronounced it le tits)

(I think this is near where subdude used to live… he’ll set me straight on the Lititz pronunciation)

@subdudeme13 What say you, sir?
Pronunciation of Lititz

Everclear and Lemon-Lime Gatorade

Order Up! Everglade for you
Welcome back... what Wat said... and, happy reading!!

 

[Mittering]

Welcome. We encourage reading the very first post and the last 20-30 pages to get the feel of the place.

Basically, no politics, no religion, no flaming and no hitting on the wimminz. There are half a gazillion threads on Lit for chasing tail, and this ain't one of them. So if it/we look like a fit, pull up a chair and set a spell. If not, there's one awful lotta Lit out there.

Well worded Wat. Wonder what we would weather without witty Wat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thanks. I'll sit here quietly and read for a while.

Sounds like you'll be fine.


We usually walk around this bar and pour our own.

 

[likes2watchU]

Ur just not looking in the right sketchy alley... that's what my friends say anyhow

Somebody need a Tour Guide?
I'm directionally challenged... I'm sure I could find it without hardly even trying.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Somebody need a Tour Guide?
I'm directionally challenged... I'm sure I could find it without hardly even trying.

I'm also directionally challenged but if ur looking for hookers..internal gps..hps