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[Michael682]

Only if you consent.... I'm not going to bite or suck without you acquiescing to my request

Oh damn that lip bite... fuuuck <3

 

[NewStartQueen]

you have my unbridled permission

Oh damn that lip bite... fuuuck <3

 

[NewStartQueen]

I ate a kangaroo, ten years ago to the month. Well, not a whole one, but over the period of my stay it might well have been the equivalent, pound for pound. Absolutely delicious

It is delicious when prepared correctly. We're the only country that eats the two animals on our coat of arms.

 

[Michael682]

Ohhhh - you're good to me, your majesty. <3

 

[Jaws82]

Now that's a look that gets you whatever the fuck you want

 

[NewStartQueen]

Ohhhh - you're good to me, your majesty. <3

 

[Jaws82]

Speaking of licks...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Now that's a look that gets you whatever the fuck you want

 

[NewStartQueen]

I guess we (Brits) hunted our unicorns to extinction, so can't eat them any more. Lion? Not sure I'd fancy that. They weigh 120kg+ and I.. don't. There's probably a reason we settled on fish and chips.

And bland tasteless food...

 

[Michael682]

And bland tasteless food...

Hmm - bland, tasteless sounds like a possible trip to London in a couple months might not be tasty

 

[NewStartQueen]

Hmm - bland, tasteless sounds like a possible trip to London in a couple months might not be tasty

It's a 50:50 shit shot most of the time. I was living in Cambridge for three months and yeah outside of tourist spots the food can be pretty bland.

 

[NewStartQueen]

That's why MasterChef Australia has all of those guest British chefs on (although you can throw Jamie Oliver and that gurning woman in the bloody ocean as far as I'm concerned!)

They come for the sun, surf and delicious meats

 

[NewStartQueen]

and love, and music,




I wouldn't have said such a thing, but Australians are quite well known for their "forthrightness"

They come for the weather as well.... And you know our meats are delicious. They come in a wide variety of shapes, grades and textures.... Some are really filling, others leave you wanting more....

 

[NewStartQueen]

Isn't it about time you were sending us your weather though?

Hell yeah... I would love the cooler weather to arrive getting sick of overnights of 24⁰C.
Next week every day is 30⁰C or more.

I still can't get over you having Christmas decorations and so on with snow on them, in the middle of bloody summer!

I kid you not... I bought Christmas donut decorations for Christmas as it feels more festive than snow

I think discretion should prevent me from responding to that

Are you okay? I've never known you to be discrete

 

[base10]

Hell yeah... I would love the cooler weather to arrive getting sick of overnights of 24⁰C.
Next week every day is 30⁰C or more.

No no no, that is way too hot. I will happily stay in the lane of ice and snow. I love the summer, and the beach, but that’s way too hot

 

[Rj_1954]

Good boy... You know the expectations of the Brat house

Good morning peeps...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Good morning peeps...

Morning RJ

 

[NewStartQueen]

Is it spelt "donut" there? I'd have thought it was "doughnut" (i.e. the correct spelling). Or even "donnies", because Australians shorten everything!

Don't start that again.... It is accepted both ways here in Australia.

Though personally I think it autocorrected on my phone to the US spelling.

 

[Rj_1954]

Morning RJ

Groan ...this 16 hour time difference is a pain...

 

[NewStartQueen]

Groan ...this 16 hour time difference is a pain...

Don't make me tell Lady K that you are complaining in the Brat House

 

[peekingone]

Good morning Brats. Welcome to the weekend. Hope it is a good one for all. Have fun, get naughty and be happy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So once you lasso Jaws - what are you going to do with him?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/d30OKLggj1c34Ua5sf/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952yx3yjruywp1t01djmibovieiif7iiwbnu6cf03ol&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[NewStartQueen]

I guess you couldn't find one with the more appropriate "Mr. Cute Arse"?

And anyway, since when did my arse become the subject of conversation?!

I have not seen your ass, so will not bestow a title without evidence

 

[NewStartQueen]

Good morning Brats. Welcome to the weekend. Hope it is a good one for all. Have fun, get naughty and be happy.

Morning... You too!

 

[base10]

I have not seen your ass, so will not bestow a title without evidence

That gif again, gets me going every time