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[UnquietDreams]

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Tell me you've never been married without telling me you've never been married.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Something about his ass? Your ass? And me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Welp, I just gave my location away.... see this proves I'm a dumbass.

Heh, I tell people where I live all the time. Wait, does that make me a dumbass?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Heh, I tell people where I live all the time. Wait, does that make me a dumbass?

Well, you're a hot dumbass at least..... I'm just your plain run of the mill dumbass

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you crazy.....
The only way to eat goldfish is three at a time....
One of each of the following.....
Pretzel.
Parmesan.
And
Extreme Cheddar....

I am, yes. But I reject your paradigm.

A handful of Goldfish.

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[dawn_of_night]

I am, yes. But I reject your paradigm.

A handful of Goldfish.

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I'd eat you a handful at a time....


*Nom, nom, nom*

 

[MissRadiant]

Don't tell anyone I said this, and I'll deny it until my dying breath but.... I probably need a good ass spanking to go along with that corner time....

I need a good ass spanking too, and then will sit in a corner.

The amount of phone calls I have made today, and the stress. I need a stiff drink or something stiff.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you! You seem to like it?! You commented on it in the last picture I posted with it. What about it do you like?

I do like it. I love the simple elegance of the main necklace, and the lovely addition of the bauble. It is a great combination, and it fits you well. And I have a thing for chokers, and a thing for women who wear chokers. It's almost as if I would like to have my hand on your throat during some specific activity. Maybe.

I think I like your random thoughts

Your thoughts go fuzzy? Good to know! The flirty brat in me likes these random tidbits of information!

Prego! Posso solo immaginare!
Tanti Baci, Cara Mio!

Oh, Sammy, you spoke Italian! You know what that does to me!
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[Fiestykitten]

I need a good ass spanking too, and then will sit in a corner.

The amount of phone calls I have made today, and the stress. I need a stiff drink or something stiff.

At least I'm not the only one.....

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's why you should heed the saying about assuming there.....

"You make an ass out of you and Ming? "

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[Fiestykitten]

"You make an ass out of you and Ming? "

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Shame on you @Peter_Out, look what you've done!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I don't know who put exactly what into the water around here, but...

I can assure you, it wasn't water that did this to me..... I can't speak for everyone else though

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honey, I doubt your Freddie impression comes even close to the original! (Besides, that's a crown, not a tiara!)

Oh, I want it all...

All the male rock stars I want to bang are dead. I should probably think about what that means, psychologically

Necrophilia? What do you think this is, the General Board?
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[Fiestykitten]

Sorry, but I don't do shame!

Well, fuck... i got nothing then

 

[MissRadiant]

At least I'm not the only one.....

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh, I want it all...

Necrophilia? What do you think this is, the General Board?
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FUCK!!! This popped up as I took a drink........ I spit it out all over the place and my nose burns!!!!!!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't know who put exactly what into the water around here, but...

It's unicorn tears....

 

[Fiestykitten]

It's unicorn tears....

No tears for you! I forbid it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dude, you're not even getting the tip, and you'll just have to deal with that!

Well, if you can't beat them, join them.

Well I was wondering more along the lines of "attainability" and so on, but hey, you do you...

I'm not the one who was talking about fucking dead singers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

No tears for you! I forbid it!

Dude....
I have 2/3s of my coffee still.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please don't choke on it today

Right.... I had a straw today

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sucking is better than choking *nods*

Why not both?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I was sort of thinking it might be @dawn_of_night who asked that

I mean....
I've been know to .....

But not today....

 

[Fiestykitten]

*sees @Fiestykitten laughing at him.*

You know, I'm not even going to give them the satisfaction!

Glad I could save you

 

[Rj_1954]

I know one of you is my next door neighbor...
Please stop calling me Rj! Lady K is asking questions
And I see my neighbor in the grocery store...
You're freaking me out..