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[HollyS]

Duh.... Catch it with a dildo... On a string... With a backpack of snacks and it's favorite coloring book....

That's genius. And would probably work on me! Lol

Catching a brat and *containing* a brat are two entirely different things, though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've heard of Night of the Lepus, but I don't think I've ever seen it. Haven't heard of Black Sheep (except the hysterical Chris Farley and David Spade movie), but will definitely look it up.

Black Sheep used Weta for the special effects, the same people used for The Lord of the Rings, and it is very funny. Sick, but funny. The tag line is "The Violence of the Lambs."

 

[coffeelover5]

For more cleansing... Sorry I couldn't find a purple bra for you @BrendaBear

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Gadzooks that is spectacular

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's genius. And would probably work on me! Lol

Catching a brat and *containing* a brat two entirely different things, though.

I mean.... I'm a decent Rigger.... I've never lost one yet...

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's genius. And would probably work on me! Lol

Catching a brat and *containing* a brat two entirely different things, though.

Prolly work on me too....
You gotta know one to catch one, I think...

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean.... I'm a decent Rigger.... I've never lost one yet...

So... one of your hobbies is brat wrangling?

Good to know...
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[SmokingFap]

Black Sheep used Weta for the special effects, the same people used for The Lord of the Rings, and it is very funny. Sick, but funny. The tag line is "The Violence of the Lambs."

Weta is amazing. Will definitely check it out, especially if it's funny.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So... one of your hobbies is brat wrangling?

Good to know...
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I mean....

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Yea....

 

[SmokingFap]

I'd be willing to bet I whack a weiner less often than you, you know. Lol

(pulls out a dollar, then puts it back in pocket)

 

[HollyS]

(pulls out a dollar, then puts it back in pocket)

Smart man. Lol

 

[SmokingFap]

Smart man. Lol

That might actually be the first time anyone's called me that.

 

[HollyS]

That might actually be the first time anyone's called me that.

Might have been the first time you did something smart?!?

 

[peekingone]

pounding the meat.... Cringe at that way of pounding.

 

[BrendaBear]

That might actually be the first time anyone's called me that.

Do you usually get "smart ass"?

'Cause... you know, I get that a lot.

Just sayin'

 

[peekingone]

For more cleansing... Sorry I couldn't find a purple bra for you @BrendaBear

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Such a pretty bra. Love the color too. WOW

 

[SmokingFap]

Do you usually get "smart ass"?

Every day. But it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass, right?

 

[Rj_1954]

pounding the meat.... Cringe at that way of pounding.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Every day. But it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass, right?

That's what my grandfather always said. Actually, it was, "You can be smartass or a dumbass, the choice is up to you."

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Your deniability is the exact opposite of plausible.

Yea, well...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That's what my grandfather always said. Actually, it was, "You can be smartass or a dumbass, the choice is up to you."

This assumes that even half the population is smart enough to consider the options.

My favorite quote in this realm, and one we use when designing tools, etc, 'Consider the average person, and then remember that half the population is dumber than that'

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Good morning brats! This thread is wild. I thought I'd explore a few different forums and threads, but here I am - popped in to check and didn't know where the time flew away

That happens here sometimes... rarely... almost never... what day is it?

One of my favorite brats helped me name mine Mr. Tot of Camelot. Reasons.

Has he knighted anyone yet?

*giggles and runs away, stealing all your protective cups*

That sounds horrible.... Please don't be sad....
I hope yarn makes you happy....
Yarn makes me happy

Oh, not sad. Just pouty. I pout sometimes. Not often. I never use my pouting against anyone either. Not once.

Yarn definitely helps

 

[HollyS]

This assumes that even half the population is smart enough to consider the options.

My favorite quote in this realm, and one we use when designing tools, etc, 'Consider the average person, and then remember that half the population is dumber than that'

Such a scary thought!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This assumes that even half the population is smart enough to consider the options.

My favorite quote in this realm, and one we use when designing tools, etc, 'Consider the average person, and then remember that half the population is dumber than that'

I often tell people to explain things to me like I'm 5. If you can explain it to a 5 year old, you can explain it to that half the population that is dumber than the average person...

Also, when people explain things to me like I'm 5, I find they make it sound more interesting anyway. Usually. I mean, you gotta make things sound fun to hold a 5 year olds attention. Glitter can get involved.

 

[Speshul91]

I often tell people to explain things to me like I'm 5. If you can explain it to a 5 year old, you can explain it to that half the population that is dumber than the average person...

Also, when people explain things to me like I'm 5, I find they make it sound more interesting anyway. Usually. I mean, you gotta make things sound fun to hold a 5 year olds attention. Glitter can get involved.

I usually tell people to explain it in crayon eating terms

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Such a scary thought!

People cite 'Idiocracy' frequently for a good reason