SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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I don't care what it looks like. Do they have private underground bunkers?Oh look, Peru looks lovely this time of year.![]()
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I don't care what it looks like. Do they have private underground bunkers?Oh look, Peru looks lovely this time of year.![]()
Where's that picture?!You’ll just have to wait and see!
*skips away lifting my skirt*
lol SORRY I’m an emoji whore!![]()
*extra snuggles*Oh look, Peru looks lovely this time of year.![]()
It’s like you want her to find you with your little breadcrumbsI don't care what it looks like. Do they have private underground bunkers?
(checks pockets, finds a hole in one and an exploded packet of saltine crackers)It’s like you want her to find you with your little breadcrumbs![]()
The hole you put there, because who else keep packets of crackers in their pocket(checks pockets, finds a hole in one and an exploded packet of saltine crackers)
DAMNIT!!!
You’ll just have to wait and see!
*skips away lifting my skirt*
Okay! I just saved this gif!!!! Absolutely epic!
Heh heh heh...
I have a parrot named Polly. But how the hole got in my pocket is a COMPLETELY different story.The hole you put there, because who else keep packets of crackers in their pocket![]()
You named your stick?Heh heh heh...
(Smacks weiner-whacker against her palm in anticipation.)
Chiefs up 14-10, just had a big return, Arrowhead is rocking, Taylor is Tayloring.
I found it by complete accidentOkay! I just saved this gif!!!! Absolutely epic!
Oh, that's just a descriptor. The name is a secret...You named your stick?
We shall see. But I appreciate the reluctant, sarcastic support in hope for the boobiesChiefs up 14-10, just had a big return, Arrowhead is rocking, Taylor is Tayloring.
But... go Bills?
If you named it Excalibur, I'm moving to the Moon.Oh, that's just a descriptor. The name is a secret...![]()
Damn. Are you a mind reader?!?If you named it Excalibur, I'm moving to the Moon.
No. I just happened to see you pull it out of that giant rock.Damn. Are you a mind reader?!?![]()
I read "giant cock," (surprise surprise) and that made no sense at all.No. I just happened to see you pull it out of that giant rock.
Fucking ouchI read "giant cock," (surprise surprise) and that made no sense at all.
I read the same thing!I read "giant cock," (surprise surprise) and that made no sense at all.