What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

How many glasses of wine will kill a cold from hell? Can I have the whole thing and still be able to roll math rocks for a nerd game tonight? When will someone actually bring me soup instead of the offers I keep getting of being made soup if they were here?
 
I’m wondering how cold it will be if I run to my car in my pajamas and if I will make it back alive.
 
How many glasses of wine will kill a cold from hell? Can I have the whole thing and still be able to roll math rocks for a nerd game tonight? When will someone actually bring me soup instead of the offers I keep getting of being made soup if they were here?
I feel ashamed and I have betrayed my Irishness by turning to antibiotics before alcohol.
As for soup, I never thought of soup 🤔
 
How many glasses of wine will kill a cold from hell?
You mean, how many bottles?
Can I have the whole thing and still be able to roll math rocks for a nerd game tonight?
Knowing you, yes. Absolutely.
When will someone actually bring me soup instead of the offers I keep getting of being made soup if they were here?
I could make you some soup with my chicken and dumpling Mad Dog 20/20!
 
I feel like an old dog that needs to be put out of my misery today. Just cold an tired and my bones ache.
 
Wondering how I could possibly feel a ton of ways all at the same time?! I rolled into work In the stupid early hours of the morning. Thankfully someone wise told me I should go to bed last night. It still wasn’t enough sleep.

Do I ever sleep enough more than 3 nights a week?

I’m still ridiculously energized and playful! How is that possible?

If anyone reads news articles of kids being launched from windows, it’s me. The oldest had his electronics taken away and he’s pushing the last nerve of the youngest.

Everyone in the U.S. seems to have stolen all of the eggs, milk, and bread if there’s a fucking flurry. Even the egg whites?! No one ever buys them. I do! Lowfat, high protein! Bitches. 😂

Wanna know why kids aren’t actually being launched from windows? Wine. The store actually had wine.

Dick. That would be great. Could solve a lot of problems. Maybe I’d consume less wine. 😂😂
 
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