What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[mnbreastluver]

Spoken like someone that tried and failed.

Perhaps. What can I say it was cold and I’m lazy.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You have the most interesting cul-de-sac

Yea it has really calmed down since hurricanes and parties. I think everyone except me needed to give liver a break.

 

[Photog1rl]

Perhaps. What can I say it was cold and I’m lazy.

Completely fair. I'm wondering if you figured out why you failed and how to do it more successfully next time?

 

[mnbreastluver]

But when eggs are $9, you make another trip!

Can’t argue with that. Yes, consideration should be involved. It’s not a split second decision anytime eggs are involved. Especially expensive ones.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I once dropped a wine bottle in driveway. Snapped at neck. Was forced to chug in front of all the neighbor kids and big tittied moms.

Were they impressed?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Were they impressed?

Some. Most had already seen me at my best.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I once dropped a wine bottle in driveway. Snapped at neck. Was forced to chug in front of all the neighbor kids and big tittied moms.

Nothing wrong putting on a show for big tittied moms. I’m sure she was impressed.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think everyone except me needed to give liver a break.

I feel like this may be a questionable statement I do always like to see you posting though. It makes me smile.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nothing wrong putting on a show for big tittied moms. I’m sure she was impressed.

Sometimes get drunk enough to skateboard with their kids. Fake injury for them Milf rubdown hand jobs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Completely fair. I'm wondering if you figured out why you failed and how to do it more successfully next time?

Umm, there’s a full parking lot full of shopping carts for the taking. It also doubles as a prop for being a bag lady for Halloween costume .

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I feel like this may be a questionable statement I do always like to see you posting though. It makes me smile.

Took me getting flu to take break but just swapped out several pharmaceuticals you know.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t know what you are talking about.

Me neither. Wild.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sometimes get drunk enough to skateboard with their kids. Fake injury for them Milf rubdown hand jobs.

I’m sure your their idol too look up to in your neighborhood as well. A hand jobs an extra bonus.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well sure you don’t, but @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson probably do!

We are polite and say goodbye when we leave and then say hi with how many when we come back.

 

[Photog1rl]

Took me getting flu to take break but just swapped out several pharmaceuticals you know.

I'd expect nothing less. Well, I'd expect you to have one of the big-tittied moms nurse you back to health.

 

[Vinylguy]

Haha yes that’s what I’m referring to. I’m just thinking about it and wondering if anyone else has noticed it. I’ve caught it a handful of times, I think.

Same

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well sure you don’t, but @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson probably do!

I think this makes us Lit official now @OrdinaryPerson

 

[MrMakersMark]

*sighs*

 

[Mewalkabout]

Awww the birds are here

 

[naughty_stories]

Waiting for the Ninja Slushi to finish slushing

 

[RosewoodTulip]

One thing they don't tell you about being a single mum is that you're also responsible for Dad jokes.

My boy is currently on Fortnite
"Mum what do you think of my skin?"
"I love it. Stops your bones from falling out!"

Cue a sarcastic laugh and eye roll

 

[MandaPandaa]

One thing they don't tell you about being a single mum is that you're also responsible for Dad jokes.

My boy is currently on Fortnite
"Mum what do you think of my skin?"
"I love it. Stops your bones from falling out!"

Cue a sarcastic laugh and eye roll

Omg I'm stealing this...!

Also, they're deffo not dad jokes if they come from such a hot mama. Jussayin.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Omg I'm stealing this...!

Also, they're deffo not dad jokes if they come from such a hot mama. Jussayin.

Aw shucks

 

[UnquietDreams]

I turned on the TV and PlayStation, loaded FFXIV, logged into my account and was at the character selection screen when I realized I was cold and tired and still sick and wanted nothing more than to burrow…so I did. Opened the Kindle app too, but I don’t think I even finished one page before I was out At least the current all-I-do-is-sleep phase of my cold is better than the can’t-sleep-at-all phase

*Kisses Kitty on the forehead.*

 

[UnquietDreams]

One thing they don't tell you about being a single mum is that you're also responsible for Dad jokes.

My boy is currently on Fortnite
"Mum what do you think of my skin?"
"I love it. Stops your bones from falling out!"

Cue a sarcastic laugh and eye roll

I just snorted chai latte out my nose. You did that!