LilKitKat's thread

[LilKitKat]

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs). 57, 5'9" 180lbs
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...? Divorced, Kids long out of the Nest
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like). NYC
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex? Haven't
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc. Yes: Massage Parlors and Escorts
6. What do you do for work? IT Geek
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever) You have done such a perfect job so far, why would I mess that up?
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you) You already know the answer
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc. Was a 28yo virgin on my wedding night, and was still a virgin after the 5 Day Honeymoon
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever) Found Lit as a story site 15+ years ago and didn't find this side of the site for another 6 months. Mainly just to have fun chatting, writing stories and reading fun stories.

first off, thank you for taking the time to respond, it is appreciated!!! TRULY!
secondly, damn, you and so many guys on lit are 50s or over. Glad I am giving you guys boners and not heart attacks! Ha!
third...ok...hold up here a sec. 28 yr old virgin is one story. and then not doing the deed on the wedding night is another,t hough I have heard so many grooms/brides are so beat to death that night that they basically pass out so no biggie there...but nothing after FIVE days?! YOOOO...if yer too shy to state it publicly...you HAVE GOT to tell me the deal with those. PLEASE!!!

 

[hypnowylde]

1-41, 6'3 and 193
2-Divorced, kids
3-Miami at the moment, but constantly traveling.
4-Nope, unless you count a threesome with 2 girls, then yes.
5-No
6-Investment Banker
7-Your eyes, lips and your ass.
8-No yet, in person?
9-So many and constantly adding. So many experiences when i travel and all worth talking about. So many.... I have so many cars, most of them red.
10-Why here..... The people seem real. It's like Paris, you can be yourself and there is no judgment. The energy in Lit is contagious.

 

[J D Danger]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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you are beautiful and I have been staring at this picture longer then anyone should it is a turn on for sure

 

[LilKitKat]

you are beautiful and I have been staring at this picture longer then anyone should it is a turn on for sure

Thank you...and...thats the idea. Well, phase one. Next is to unzip yer jeans of course.

 

[LilKitKat]

1-41, 6'3 and 193
2-Divorced, kids
3-Miami at the moment, but constantly traveling.
4-Nope, unless you count a threesome with 2 girls, then yes.
5-No
6-Investment Banker
7-Your eyes, lips and your ass.
8-No yet, in person?
9-So many and constantly adding. So many experiences when i travel and all worth talking about. So many.... I have so many cars, most of them red.
10-Why here..... The people seem real. It's like Paris, you can be yourself and there is no judgment. The energy in Lit is contagious.

thanks for answering my poll!

gimme dat list of cars you have! I am curious!

 

[ho_hum_drum]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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Would you let me paint little hearts all over you? I’d like that! I think it would feel really good and relaxing, the tiny, gentle strokes on your beautiful skin…, though, I imagine, it might tickle at times and also have you squirming and squealing in delight…

 

[HollyS]

yep, if it isnt talking about the fucks, its another sexual connotation, the beavers!

buahahahahaha!

I'll never forget the first time I visited the campus - there was a shop with a sign that said "Get Your Beaver Waxed Here!"

I thought, this is my kind of place!

 

[LilKitKat]

Would you let me paint little hearts all over you? I’d like that! I think it would feel really good and relaxing, the tiny, gentle strokes on your beautiful skin…, though, I imagine, it might tickle at times and also have you squirming and squealing in delight…

not against it!

 

[LilKitKat]

I'll never forget the first time I visited the campus - there was a shop with a sign that said "Get Your Beaver Waxed Here!"

I thought, this is my kind of place!

Yeah we had some funny signs at some football games (went to UCLA) for the Beavs.
Stuff/Pound the Beavs!
The Beavers stink!
that sort

 

[HollyS]

Yeah we had some funny signs at some football games (went to UCLA) for the Beavs.
Stuff/Pound the Beavs!

Yes, and when it came to football, that was usually what happened. Literally and, well - literally!

Baseball fared a little better.

 

[hotcpu]

first off, thank you for taking the time to respond, it is appreciated!!! TRULY!
secondly, damn, you and so many guys on lit are 50s or over. Glad I am giving you guys boners and not heart attacks! Ha!
third...ok...hold up here a sec. 28 yr old virgin is one story. and then not doing the deed on the wedding night is another,t hough I have heard so many grooms/brides are so beat to death that night that they basically pass out so no biggie there...but nothing after FIVE days?! YOOOO...if yer too shy to state it publicly...you HAVE GOT to tell me the deal with those. PLEASE!!!

Done

 

[13Fantasies]

So someone messaged me saying the pic I posted this morning was driving Lit wild. I dont know about that per se, but ok yes it did get 50, 60 likes/loves. So I am glad you all enjoyed it maybe as much as I did taking the pic haha.

That said, this user also said I should post a video of me slapping my ass...as it would make everyone go insane.

Well...in this case...lets let the jury decide...enjoy!

Your ass is very petite, but it still looks like your hand is not getting full coverage on the slap.

Allow me to introduce myself. Smilin' Slappy is the name; Ass Spanking is the game. I'd be happy to offer full cheek coverage of any future slap or grab from myself. Money back guarantee.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'd like to create a poll of sorts and am hoping for some participation from you all. You can certainly DM me your answers since you may not want to publicly state them.
Also, this could easily fail and that is ok...but Id love to know some things about you all and personally, Id rather you tell me the truth, so dont embellish or lie please? There are ni judgements on anything...truly. And you also know I wont shame anyone, be mad at answers, etc. So just be honest and it wont take much of your time if you want to be brief...and if you want to elaborate and share any relevant stories that accompany them, Ill read them all!
Also, this isnt some sort of...dating contest. I am not "picking a winner" to date me or anything. I am merely curious about you all, and also trying to gauge who is an average user of lit as well as an average "fan" of mine, or even just a lurker...etc...and it will also help me to get to know you all a notch more.

1. Your age, height, weight (you can give a range if you arent comfortable and if you do give me a range, dont say 40-60 or over 200 pounds, Preferably 40-45 or early 40s as an example, or 200-210lbs).
2. Married, single, divorced, widower, kids, grandkids...?
3. General location (be as generic or specific as you like).
4. Have you ever slept with someone of the same sex?
5. Have you ever paid for sex? Happy endings at a massage parlor count. If so, what did you pay for, how often etc.
6. What do you do for work?
7. What do you want to see more of, from me (polls haha? boobs? the funny AI pics...whatever)
8. Have you masturbated to me? (you can skip this one if you feel it would be embarrassing to you)
9. Tell me one interesting or random fact about you. Can be if you have tattoos and what theyre of, if you were arrested, the most ridiculous concert you saw, how you fell in the mud and pretended it was on purpose...whaytever...but if you cant think of anything, then ok, your favorite musician, book, movie, a celeb you met, what you put on your pizza, the name of your dog, the type of car you have etc.
10. Why are you on lit? (enjoy the stories, purely for chat and friendships and maybe meet someone irl, for inspiration to write erotic lit, just to jerk off, boredom....whatever)

1. 43, 6'6", and 250

2. Married with three kids

3. Midwest US

4. Sexually, no. Just sleep? Sure. Probably as a kid.

5. Nada

6. A LOT of things, but all revolve around community development and improvement

7. In person visits to me.

8. I haven't. (See 9)

9. I find masturbation depressing

10. Originally sent to read stories. Found the forum, created an account, and stayed. Off and on intermittently depending on my mood and general l8fe stuff

 

[Biguy934]

Perhaps if you're a good boy...
Maybe she'll let you watch her lick me

Ill be a real good boy.

 

[ShaneoD]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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The relief of being finished work and being at home, and able to view this pic as God intended

 

[LilKitKat]

1. 43, 6'6", and 250

2. Married with three kids

3. Midwest US

4. Sexually, no. Just sleep? Sure. Probably as a kid.

5. Nada

6. A LOT of things, but all revolve around community development and improvement

7. In person visits to me.

8. I haven't. (See 9)

9. I find masturbation depressing

10. Originally sent to read stories. Found the forum, created an account, and stayed. Off and on intermittently depending on my mood and general l8fe stuff

thanks for taking part in my lil poll!!! much appreciated!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

The relief of being finished work and being at home, and able to view this pic as God intended

(un)Zzzzzip!

 

[ho_hum_drum]

not against it!

You wouldn’t even need to wash them off .

 

[Hardthickcock69]

posted in titty tuesday...for your viewing pleasure...lots of fuel for your tribute fantasies perhaps?

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Gorgeous as always

 

[LilKitKat]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

 

[Somerandomdudepnw]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Good luck Kit. We're all rooting for you and all the others there

 

[GallantWriter]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

I hope you get away safely, and it doesn't spread any further! Yes it would be lovely to host you if I could. But the fire is no bueno!

 

[LilKitKat]

yeah gonna head over to my folks...peace out all.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Hey all, quick heads-up if you havent checked the news but...massive crazy wildfires not too far from my place. I may need to evacuate! The border of the evac zone is only a couple blocks from my current location and well, winds tonight are supposed to make it go bonkers maybe tomorrow.
Plenty of places to go for me, no worries, though I am pretty sure some of you would be more than happy to host. Ha.
Anyway, the fire is not like 2 blocks from me or anything but the smoke and ash and stuff may not be...lovely.
So...just letting you know Ill be safe but perhaps my home wont be!

Stay safe!

 

[mobleedzblue]

yeah gonna head over to my folks...peace out all.

Safe travels