What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Azuldrgon]

I hope she wakes up soon.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don’t know how to react!

Me, either!
I was reading and eating a lemon muffin. I had just taken a bite when that cough hit me.

Crumbs everywhere!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Just so y'all know... you can easily whiskey throttle a hoverboard go cart...and it will melt carpet.

 

[FreckledSprite]

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all, only applies to people who haven’t provoked you.

If someone gross inboxes me and says something I don’t like, they’re going to get some honest feedback.

 

[Tallulah82]

Just so y'all know... you can easily whiskey throttle a hoverboard go cart...and it will melt carpet.

I have no idea what 'whiskey throttling a hoverboard go cart' means, but I do believe it melted the carpet!

I hope you have insurance or erm, a big rug?

Oh. Unless this is totally a sex thing. Then please inbox me and explain the details so I'm down with the kids.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Yep. Still a creep.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yep. Still a creep.

Sorry. Can I make it better by sending you my dick?

 

[TXRafe]

Sorry. Can I make it better by sending you my dick?

you promised to send me your dick!!! rude!!!

 

[dkak001]

I have no idea what 'whiskey throttling a hoverboard go cart' means, but I do believe it melted the carpet!

"It’s named after the sudden acceleration of a motorcycle due to accidentally twisting the throttle too far, often resulting in loss of control and a crash. The term “whiskey” is used to imply that alcohol may have been involved."

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Sorry. Can I make it better by sending you my dick?

Why yes! That's exactly what I need!

 

[Tallulah82]

"It’s named after the sudden acceleration of a motorcycle due to accidentally twisting the throttle too far, often resulting in loss of control and a crash. The term “whiskey” is used to imply that alcohol may have been involved."

Ok smarty pants.

And what does it mean in 'sex gone wrong' terms?

 

[Medicalman13152]

"It’s named after the sudden acceleration of a motorcycle due to accidentally twisting the throttle too far, often resulting in loss of control and a crash. The term “whiskey” is used to imply that alcohol may have been involved."

Been there, done that during my Motocross Days.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m turning 41 this year.. (whatever)

and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t have “good” or “great” days anymore…

I have an “I didn’t punch or run over a co-worker with a forklift” day. Or sometimes a “it is slightly less shitty today than it was yesterday, but not by much” day.

Stop asking me how my day was at work people….

 

[Speshul91]

I’m turning 41 this year.. (whatever)

and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t have “good” or “great” days anymore…

I have an “I didn’t punch or run over a co-worker with a forklift” day. Or sometimes a “it is slightly less shitty today than it was yesterday, but not by much” day.

Stop asking me how my day was at work people….

I'm 34 this year and feel exactly the same.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have no idea what 'whiskey throttling a hoverboard go cart' means, but I do believe it melted the carpet!

I hope you have insurance or erm, a big rug?

Oh. Unless this is totally a sex thing. Then please inbox me and explain the details so I'm down with the kids.

This...

Whiskey throttle is when someone gets scared operating a vehicle and instead of braking or just letting go.. they floor it. My daughter put her feet down and kept pushing forward on the handle bars, causing the tires to spin at high speed..

 

[smtst5]

I’ve never been more happy that my dog took a huge poop. He finally pushed out whatever it was that he should not have eaten.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m turning 41 this year.. (whatever)

and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t have “good” or “great” days anymore…

I have an “I didn’t punch or run over a co-worker with a forklift” day. Or sometimes a “it is slightly less shitty today than it was yesterday, but not by much” day.

Stop asking me how my day was at work people….

I laugh because at 43 I feel this in my soul lol

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I miss Amy here. I feel lost here without her. Might be time for a breaky break.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

How big would be the crown made from 1000 yellow daisies

 

[Speshul91]

How big would be the crown made from 1000 yellow daisies

Only 1 way to find out

 

[munch2much]

I’m so very happy to have heard again, from a delightful human

 

[dkak001]

Ok smarty pants.

And what does it mean in 'sex gone wrong' terms?

Anything you do that was done too fast or out of control while under the influence of whiskey???

Seems self explanatory to me.

 

[Taegul]

When does Weekend At Bernie's finally end?

 

[Sammysub07]

That I can’t wait to get into bed soon! 3am for work will come too fast!

 

[AtramentousRex]

That I can’t wait to get into bed soon! 3am for work will come too fast!

That is insane! But I used to do it, get up at 3am to be at work by 5am.

I'm thinking that America has become a frozen wasteland. Is there anywhere still warm?