What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Btq97]

I should have bought more bananas

 

[TXRafe]

I should have bought more bananas

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had someone tell me that they thought who I was on Lit was who I was off as well. And while that is good, it isn't always safe. I understand that, and I understand why in a world of words and imagination, being something else can be a comfort. Not for me, but I understand it. Using it to fuck with people? That is just shit work.

 

[AuntieDisco]

and then you fake your own death and have your "friend" tell your internet friend of 17 years ...just be honest...i dont care what you look like, i understand if you want to protect your identity, but at some point you have to be honest

I wasn’t around for that one. I was there for home in Cabo and have my own horses bullshit

 

[TXRafe]

I wasn’t around for that one. I was there for home in Cabo and have my own horses bullshit

honesty is definitely the best policy, even if you arent impressive...im an excellent example

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I wasn’t around for that one. I was there for home in Cabo and have my own horses bullshit

It’s been a while and I know I missed most of it, but weren’t there monogrammed car headrests too?

 

[AuntieDisco]

honesty is definitely the best policy, even if you arent impressive...im an excellent example

I can’t be bothered to impress people I’m never going to meet and blame my poor efforts on low iron levels

 

[Madhatter02]

Airports are to dam busy

 

[Deadfreak]

Reading two conversations at one time is my cognitive impairment test

 

[AuntieDisco]

It’s been a while and I know I missed most of it, but weren’t there monogrammed car headrests too?

I didn’t followed everything but the private plane and wanting the son to take up the flying lessons was something. But the list was also never ending.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can’t be bothered to impress people I’m never going to meet and blame my poor efforts on low iron levels

I'm attempting seduction via awkwardness.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm attempting seduction via awkwardness.

That works.

 

[Strixaluco]

It's the last day of the year, and in a way I'm so over this year and ready to get into next one - but also tomorrow is just another day and nothing dramatic is to be expected. Except some stupid government decisions that will make me even worse off will take effect.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

Rob Lowe, Keanue Reeves, and Patrick Swayze in a hockey movie? How have I not already seen this?

 

[Micktg007]

I want to use a decanter....

Different
Wine ?

 

[trinething1ns]

I’m too aroused to sleep, but too tired to do anything about being so aroused. Sigh.

 

[AtramentousRex]

I am starting to time shift a little. Time to say goodnight.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I hope my kid gets to feeling better today

 

[Wriggle]

Happy new year to my kiwi friends

 

[lindi_85]

What a beautiful, shiny, blank new slate… let’s not fuck it up too quickly eh Linds

 

[lindi_85]

This catfish shit all over again, this should be interesting

?

catfishing is the absolute worst...just be honest...sigh

I agree! It’s gross, second only to doxxing.

I understand recreating yourself. But then there’s constant lying about yourself and your accomplishment and that just gets boring.

is it just me or are some glaringly obvious. There seems to be a blueprint they use …

and then you fake your own death and have your "friend" tell your internet friend of 17 years ...just be honest...i dont care what you look like, i understand if you want to protect your identity, but at some point you have to be honest

Oh my god yes, I heard about that one

Being dishonest is far too much work.

It’s funny cos it’s true

I am too lazy to lie.

, lazy? Forgetful?

honesty is definitely the best policy, even if you arent impressive...im an excellent example

Oi Mr!
Seriously though, there is beauty in imperfection

It’s been a while and I know I missed most of it, but weren’t there monogrammed car headrests too?

Oh my god that right

I can’t be bothered to impress people I’m never going to meet and blame my poor efforts on low iron levels

Whispers: I love you

I didn’t followed everything but the private plane and wanting the son to take up the flying lessons was something. But the list was also never ending.

Sooooo long
Then there was the arms dealer or some shit

It’s like we need a symbol to signal to the ‘blind’. Something that screams “that’s a fake my dudes”

 

[AuntieDisco]

Whispers: I love you

Sooooo long
Then there was the arms dealer or some shit

Really? I missed that one

It’s like we need a symbol to signal to the ‘blind’. Something that screams “that’s a fake my dudes”

I know! But then I started talking about it here and she ran away, that’s the only symbol I could think of when referring to the blind without spelling it out

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been around a while and I have no idea what's going on. Am I really that oblivious?

 

[azz_vt]

I’m thinking I have no idea what’s happening here

 

[Vinylguy]

pornhub hasnt worked in texas for at least 6 months, and all the other sites i have to verify my age via my id...this is the world we live in...no alcohol on sundays, no porn, no weed...fucking morons

You had me at “no weed”