The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Tweedledude]

Night all ....

 

[Tweedledude]

My boss called me today and gave me a project....

Right at the holiday? Hmmmm

 

[nipplecaresser]

Wednesday is a pain day for a holiday.


I used to do that, too, when I had accumulated PTO.

In the UK the vast majority of public holidays take place on the Monday following the event being celebrated. In France, however, they take place on the actual date of the event, even if that is Sunday and almost everyone is on holiday anyway. Thursday is a favourite with many here. They then "faire le pont" (make the bridge) by taking the Friday as holiday and getting a 5 day break for one day's annual leave.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Night all ....

Sleep well.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Most of my team is taking time off at xmas... a couple days I am here by myself. I am gonna be lazy... well lazy for me

You couldn’t be lazy if you tried!

Wow, Greylag, you are much braver than I gave you credit for. Telling a woman that she can't do something!!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning cafe collective. May your weekends be filled with warmth and wellbeing.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

 

[GoodnessO]

Hiya goodness. Welcome.

Lemonade and soda coming right up! Where ya joining us from?

Upper midwest. This is my 1st time at the "cafe". Any specials today?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender says “you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

Why do people love Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.

Straws are for suckers.

Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.

I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

 

[dkak001]

3:05, and here I am!

Lol. Sigh...

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


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[Missk_2022]

Good night all.

3am club meeting is optional. It is the weekend before a holiday after all.

430 meeting this am

 

[Missk_2022]

Right at the holiday? Hmmmm

I the only one in the office this next week...well all week....

 

[Missk_2022]

Wow, Greylag, you are much braver than I gave you credit for. Telling a woman that she can't do something!!

He is our darling grey... we would listen

 

[stiv837]

After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.

 

[Oldermom935]

430 meeting this am

3 am here...

 

[Oldermom935]

After all these years of being on this site , this is my first visit. It seems like a nice place and I could use a black coffee and have a look around.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning OM, MissK and Wat. Even tried to sleep in but the old dog had other ideas.

 

[Oldermom935]

Good morning OM, MissK and Wat. Even tried to sleep in but the old dog had other ideas.

Morning hun. 3 am here, and have to work today...