The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I got fired from my job as an Uber driver. It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

The first floor of my house is a complete disaster. The second floor – well, that’s a different storey.

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

Just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stair.

Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

As amazing as cliffs are, they’re often overlooked.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

How do you find Will Smith after a blizzard? Just look for the fresh prints.

Prison may be just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
Good ones today, NC!

They’re awful! 😂😂😂
 
Hey, John! You seem new here. Let me give you the info ALL newbies to the thread get.

We conduct ourselves a bit differently than most other threads on Lit. We have 4 simple rules:
1. No politics
2. No religion
3. No drama
4. We don't hit on each other in the thread. Take that to the DMs. Not to say we don't have fun and throw out double entendres. We do. We're just not overt about it.

Take a look at the first post then perhaps go back and scan 10-20 pages to get the flavor of the place. We are like your friendly neighborhood bar. We're fiercely protective of our vibe and each other.

So, pull up a bar stool, have a drink, and see if you like it here. If you do, that's cool! Stay and play with us. If you don't, that's cool too. There are tons of other threads on Lit.
Thank you so much for the welcome. It’s very much appreciated. It is all good and glad to be here
 
Hang there we are here for you.
Good Morning everyone
Today is a much better day. Thanks for all the well wishes & prayers. It is greatly appreciated.
It's sunny here and the forecast temperatures looks good too so we're going out antiqueing in Greenville Ohio (a short drive) if Mrs Rj is up to it.
Talk later...
 
Good Morning everyone
Today is a much better day. Thanks for all the well wishes & prayers. It is greatly appreciated.
It's sunny here and the forecast temperatures looks good too so we're going out antiqueing in Greenville Ohio (a short drive) if Mrs Rj is up to it.
Talk later...
Excellent glad things are improved. You two have a wonderful day....
 
Good morning everyone. I see I wasn’t the only member of the 3 AM club this morning. Here’s hoping that today is a better day than yesterday.

Hope you all age a great day and I’ll pop in as I get a chance. Y’all stay safe.
Agreed let's have a great day. Doing a double this week with the trainer gonna be great. May be even able to walk when I'm done lol
 
Coconut oils have natural trans fats. I will not use any coconut oil. Avacado oil is my go to as it has a high burn temperature. And it has no strong odor like Olive oil.
Coconut oil for massage.
Avacado oil is getting grouped with processed oils like grape and such. Bad news. Look for the article in the news. I saw it this week or the end of last. For high smoke point peanut was still ok.
I love good olive oil. I cook more Italian flavors than anything.
I missed the last train in Lyon one time. Oil and vinegar there are sold like fine wines. Learned a lot with that mistake.
 
Very cool! Post pics when ya get it.

I was gonna get an old school revolver for Christmas but maybe I’ll wait till the next gun show.



There were some Swiss never-issued WW1-era Lugers that arrived to the market a few months ago. I have been keeping an eye on them for weeks and watching them disappear. They were priced kinda dearly. As they are nearly gone, I decided to go, but I took a look at what else was out there. This one is a German version from the same era. Good enough. Oh, and a chunk less expensive, too.
 
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