What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Sammysub07]

a fake moustache...

Is there a real one?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is there a real one?

No...there's not a lot of hair on my head anywhere...unless you count my nostrils and ear canals...

 

[Sammysub07]

No...there's not a lot of hair on my head anywhere...unless you count my nostrils and ear canals...

Those nostrils and ears catch up to you with age, don’t they?! So does the up top, I guess?

That’s okay..I pluck chin hairs at red lights!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Damn. I think it need that hat

I was torn between the Santa hat or a dangling mistletoe

 

[Sammysub07]

I can’t complain with either of those!

 

[EricaAnna]

Not wearing a bridal outfit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing a British judicial robe & wig

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing that $1000 leather jacket I saw in Bloomingdales.
It was real nice though

 

[Sammysub07]

Not wearing that $1000 leather jacket I saw in Bloomingdales.
It was real nice though

I didn’t know Bloomingdales still existed!

 

[Trubbycat]

Yup, there's one within walking distance from my house.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing bloomers from the Bloomingdales near Kitty’s house.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing bloomers from the Bloomingdales near Kitty’s house.

Aw c'mon, you love granny panties.

 

[BrendaBear]

Aw c'mon, you love when I wear granny panties.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Aw c'mon, you love granny panties.

In supple leather with loops for the chains.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an itchy sweater made from goat hair but designed to look like a sunset.

 

[hotoldrguy]

clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a purple silky nighty

 

[Playwithmee]

I’m not wearing a cock cage

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm not wearing a bra or socks or a dino-printed robe or a fedora.

 

[Playwithmee]

Any chains or any kind

 

[Biggalute]

I'm not wearing a bra or socks or a dino-printed robe or a fedora.

I'll be honest, I stopped at bra.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a bra or socks or a dino-printed robe or a fedora.

I'll be honest, I stopped at bra.

Really? That all made sense to me… but Photog1rl in a fedora? OMG! I would love to see that.

 

[Photog1rl]

Really? That all made sense to me… but Photog1rl in a fedora? OMG! I would love to see that.

Maybe one day-just for you

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing sleepwear, as I'm not sleeping. Currently.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I'm not wearing sleepwear, as I'm not sleeping. Currently.

It’s still sleepwear even if you’re not sleeping in it lol