What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing horns. The honking gets aggrivating

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing overly elaborately belted anime pants.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my kittens over my shoulders like a stole.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a stole the I stole.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a stole the I stole.

Then why steal it? Sheesh!

I am not wearing the stole that John stole either.

 

[EctoJohn]

Then why steal it? Sheesh!

I am not wearing the stole that John stole either.

The thrill.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Sorry for Pulling this back to center.

I'm not wearing pants.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a black leather corset and miniskirt over a red fishnet bodystocking with stiletto heels, with a black leather kitty eared hood right now.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m not wearing a thong… or am I. Just kidding I am not

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a bowling shirt with a dominatrix print.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather dominatrix outfit with a bowling ball and pins embroidered on the back.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing a leather dominatrix outfit with a bowling ball and pins embroidered on the back.

So you are wearing a dominatrix outfit… just no embroidery on the back?

 

[BrendaBear]

So you are wearing a dominatrix outfit… just no embroidery on the back?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zxQc5YkGsjkAAAAd/m%C3%A4dchen-amick-flirting.gif

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the last shred of fabric left behind by a lover that wanted me bad enough to tear clothing.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a smile as my domme cries out in ecstasy for once...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sombrero and a latex catsuit

I don’t actually have a sombrero

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a wizard robe and pointy hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any pants... if by pants I meant vests that were diamond studded.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing galoshes We ended up with less than an inch of snow

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing...anything I have to wear outside, cuz it's to fuckin cold!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a white lab coat.
I'm not enough of a lab to wear one.

 

[LostHorizon]

My hat

 

[mnbreastluver]

An ugly Christmas sweater

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Pyjamas

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a white lab coat.
I'm not enough of a lab to wear one.

I just thought you were more of a yellow lab...
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