The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

“I only have spades, diamonds, and clubs,” Chris said heartlessly.

Password looks at itself in the mirror: “Don’t listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password.”

Why can’t you take anything balloons say seriously? They’re always full of hot air!

My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me – or at least, sew it’s seams.

I love jokes about eyes – the cornea, the better.

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought, “Wow. This is ledge and dairy.”

My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she’d just ironed. I watched it all unfold.

I’m managing my kleptomania pretty well. Whenever it gets bad, I take something for it.

I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I decided to get some velcro for my shoes instead of laces, because why knot?

I used to build stairs for a living, it’s an up and down business.

Met a girl on a dating site and we just clicked.

I got a reversible jacket for my birthday – can’t wait to see how it turns out.

I’ve made a bed in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!

Shout out to people who don’t know what the opposite of in is!

I am B positive in mind AND blood type.

After all, I am an optimistic nihilist!

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning everyone!View attachment 2436639

Stabbing people is wrong???

Wear pants??

Why????

(Happy Monday all!)

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning or is it the afternooon? I forget the time difference.

“Good day” always works!

 

[Wonderer67]

Heading out for 10 today.. All bundled up and reflective. I know it’s difficult getting up and moving today. But another holidays right around the corner... BTW: Wats turn to do dishes today,so load em up... And I'm off!

@Wat_Tyler

 

[Wonderer67]

My day is taxi run this morning followed by brunch with my GF and other activities and then off to buy a new clothes dryer. I still need a new phone.

Have fun!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning all.

Didn't sleep well, so I think this Monday will be an extra special Monday type of monday.

Sorry. Sounds pretty Mondayish.

 

[Missk_2022]

Hope you manage to sleep some overnight…

Last time I looked at clock was 3 ish..... I am dragging

 

[Wat_Tyler]

@Wat_Tyler

I'd do a Lisa Douglas on that pile o' shit.

 

[Wonderer67]

This weekend and next week are going to be complete sprints at work.

Punctuated by a long weekend trip to Pittsburgh next weekend. But from a work perspective, it just means I need to smoosh five days of work into four.

And next Monday, we’re going live with our new pricing system… should be fun.

Good news is we’re seeing Jesse Malin benefit concert tonight. Jesse started out in a New York City hardcore punk band in the early 80s, soon became a very accomplished singer songwriter on the alt country scene. He did a lot of work with the great Lucinda Williams. During Covid, he developed a very rare illness that paralyzed him from the neck down.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Morning all…slow day at the Spoon. Hangovers and food comas from the weekend I’m guessing. It’s cold here. Not quite below freezing cold but still…for us.

Hope the Monday blues are small. It’s December already. . The fat man is creeping up on us…have you been naughty? Or nice?

Your MZ: Sticking w the Black Forest theme…just because…

 

[dkak001]

Last time I looked at clock was 3 ish..... I am dragging

I know that feeling! You have my 100% sympathy!

Looked at midnight, 1:15, 3-ish, 4:30, 5:30, and by 6:30 (alarm) I was finally sleeping soundly...

 

[subdudeme13]

Happy December every one. I hope you are warm and snuggly!

 

[Missk_2022]

I am not feeling the motivation to be productive...... time for a shower and breakfast

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I am not feeling the motivation to be productive...... time for a shower and breakfast

One step at a time MissK…one step at a time. A shower gets the blood flowing and breakfast will give you energy. Might be just a day to recover. Go slow. You got this!

 

[Tweedledude]

Last time I looked at clock was 3 ish..... I am dragging

Was that MST or SPT?

 

[Oldermom935]

Was that MST or SPT?

Mountain standard time, and pacific standard time. We are all across 3 time zones in the United states.

 

[Oldermom935]

Upstate ny near Watertown. 50-60" of snow in 3 days.

 

[Tweedledude]

Mountain standard time, and pacific standard time. We are all across 3 time zones in the United states.

Ya the timing is familiar kidneys won't let us sleep....
Standard Pee Time SPT.... Weak humor this Monday AM gonna have to work on that

 

[Oldermom935]

Error 6 time zones...duh!

 

[Tweedledude]

Error 6 time zones...duh!

I would think we go from Zulu Greenwich to Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time. We are a great blend of time diverse travelers.
Okay I did to much Doctor Who when younger

 

[Tweedledude]

Your all have a great Monday let the fun begin or continue as may be the case...

 

[Missk_2022]

Was that MST or SPT?

Est

 

[Missk_2022]

Upstate ny near Watertown. 50-60" of snow in 3 days.

Ashtabula in Ohio i think has 30ish inches

 

[nipplecaresser]

I am B positive in mind AND blood type.

After all, I am an optimistic nihilist!

How do nihilists know that knowledge is impossible?

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning OM. Love your memes.

I just love looking at her memes, especially in the morning. They always seem extra perky then!