EmilyMiller
Good men did nothing
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Someone said something nice about At Whorey’s Piers just now and I idly started reading it. I had this “did I write that?” kinda thing going on. All I had remembered about it was the Jersey Shore place name in-jokes.
Here’s the first few paragraphs, just 280 words. Please share an excerpt of your own.
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Life can sometimes be surreal. That was the thought that flitted across my mind as I stood beneath a giant, plastic pelican, catty-corner from The Blue Grotto, which was far less alluring than its name might suggest. Beneath my bare feet, a languorous, chlorinated flow was hemmed by faux rocks; its surface clogged by transparent toroids, some occupied by somnolent seniors, others, less serenely by skittish youths. Yet more were vacant suggestive of blood cells bleached of their color.
It was in the low nineties and the sun was relentless. In only a few days, my legs had turned a darker shade than at any previous time. Staff legs didn't get a lot of cover in these parts. There were a number of uniforms. Supervisors in khaki shirts with royal blue shorts. Ride operators, for whom the khaki migrated to their shorts, topped with pale blue shirts. And then people like me. A red swimsuit, more at the athletic end of the spectrum than the exhibitionist. When beside, rather than in, the water, a shapeless light gray T. And -- best of all -- a matching red visor, emblazoned with "LIFEGUARD" in white. Sunglasses were not mentioned as being mandatory in the employee handbook, but they might as well have been.
Standing above the masses enjoying their summer vacations, I gripped my float, held my whistle between my teeth, and tried to ignore the various guys using my elevated position as a free upskirting opportunity. This was the Angry Torrents water park on Seafarer's Pier, the middle of the three Whorey's Piers, pride of Feralforest on the South Jersey Shore. And this was my summer job. Eden Baker, lifeguard.
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Emily
Here’s the first few paragraphs, just 280 words. Please share an excerpt of your own.
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Life can sometimes be surreal. That was the thought that flitted across my mind as I stood beneath a giant, plastic pelican, catty-corner from The Blue Grotto, which was far less alluring than its name might suggest. Beneath my bare feet, a languorous, chlorinated flow was hemmed by faux rocks; its surface clogged by transparent toroids, some occupied by somnolent seniors, others, less serenely by skittish youths. Yet more were vacant suggestive of blood cells bleached of their color.
It was in the low nineties and the sun was relentless. In only a few days, my legs had turned a darker shade than at any previous time. Staff legs didn't get a lot of cover in these parts. There were a number of uniforms. Supervisors in khaki shirts with royal blue shorts. Ride operators, for whom the khaki migrated to their shorts, topped with pale blue shirts. And then people like me. A red swimsuit, more at the athletic end of the spectrum than the exhibitionist. When beside, rather than in, the water, a shapeless light gray T. And -- best of all -- a matching red visor, emblazoned with "LIFEGUARD" in white. Sunglasses were not mentioned as being mandatory in the employee handbook, but they might as well have been.
Standing above the masses enjoying their summer vacations, I gripped my float, held my whistle between my teeth, and tried to ignore the various guys using my elevated position as a free upskirting opportunity. This was the Angry Torrents water park on Seafarer's Pier, the middle of the three Whorey's Piers, pride of Feralforest on the South Jersey Shore. And this was my summer job. Eden Baker, lifeguard.
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Emily