Laughter is Contagious

[techsan]

I picked up on that. I get the feeling Wal-Mart wouldn't sell it.

Yeah ... but Victoria's Secret or Frederick's might

 

[omahaman2]

 

[techsan]

LMAO...that's a good one, OMAN

 

[Jail]

Now THAT'S a HARD ware store!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

lmaoooooooooooo

 

[techsan]

Now THAT'S a HARD ware store!!!!!!!

I've always thought ACE was a "quality" supplier and this just confirms it!

 

[Jail]

*passes the bong*

 

[Lyrical Fool]

 

[Archangel_5607]

Awesome site Tech

 

[techsan]

I like the fine print...!!!

 

[techsan]

Awesome site Tech

http://www.funnypart.com/funny_pictures/funnysigns.shtml

Glad you like it, Arch. I know you gotta cum across lots of stuff that'd be good to share...hope you will.

 

[omahaman2]

 

[Archangel_5607]

This has "bad day" written all over it

 

[limiwa]

For those of you from around Durham!


Coach Roof had put together what he thought to be
> the perfect team for Duke
> University.
>
> The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He
> had scouted all the High
> Schools and even other colleges, but he couldn't
> find a ringer who could
> ensure a Bowl win. Then one night while watching
> CNN he saw a war-zone
> scene in Iraq. In one corner of the background, he
> spotted a young Iraq
> Muslim Boy with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
> hand-grenade straight
> into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw
> another from 50 yards down
> a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles
> per hour.
>
> "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself.
> "He has the perfect
> arm!" So, he brings the young Iraq boy to the
> States and teaches him the
> great game of football...............and the Blue
> Devils go on to win the
> Rose Bowl. The young Iraq native is hailed as a
> great hero of football,
> and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the
> young man wants to do is
> call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Rose
> Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman
> says. "You deserted us.
> You are not my son!"
>
> "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the
> son, "I've just won the
> greatest College sporting event in the world!"
>
> "No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this
> very moment there are
> gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile
> of rubble. Your two
> brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
> last week, and I have to
> keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
> raped!"
>
> The old lady pauses then tearfully says, "I will
> never forgive you for
> making us move to Durham."

 

[Archangel_5607]

To all the ladies:

Constant workout will get your pussy big and strong

 

[limiwa]

Something the dog will love


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9 Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog

 

[Archangel_5607]

Whats the difference between acne and a roman catholic priest?
acne waits till your 12 before it comes all over your face

 

[limiwa]

Life Saver Anyone?

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
> > graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
> >
> > He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,one at a time, and
> > asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
> >
> > The children began to say:
> >
> > Red............cherry,
> >
> > Yellow.........lemon,"
> >
> > Green...........lime,"
> >
> > Orange.......orange."
> >
> > Finally, the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
> >
> > After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify
> > the taste.
> >
> > Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
> > sometimes call your father."
> >
> > One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
> >
> > Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

 

[omahaman2]

This sign must be for those of us who visit LIT!!

 

[Archangel_5607]

 

[rozezwild]

Sure seems like they learned how to do left turns from NJ!! Remembering that and that there is no self serve gas there. They pump it for you!

They are also called the "Michigan Uturns" they are a pain in the fucking ass

 

[Archangel_5607]

They are also called the "Michigan Uturns" they are a pain in the fucking ass

Roze dear, i saw you driving on down the street the other day
and thought i should take a pic of your car

 

[techsan]

For those of you from around Durham!


Coach Roof had put together what he thought to be
> the perfect team for Duke
> University.
>
> The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He
> had scouted all the High
> Schools and even other colleges, but he couldn't
> find a ringer who could
> ensure a Bowl win. Then one night while watching
> CNN he saw a war-zone
> scene in Iraq. In one corner of the background, he
> spotted a young Iraq
> Muslim Boy with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
> hand-grenade straight
> into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw
> another from 50 yards down
> a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles
> per hour.
>
> "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself.
> "He has the perfect
> arm!" So, he brings the young Iraq boy to the
> States and teaches him the
> great game of football...............and the Blue
> Devils go on to win the
> Rose Bowl. The young Iraq native is hailed as a
> great hero of football,
> and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the
> young man wants to do is
> call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Rose
> Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman
> says. "You deserted us.
> You are not my son!"
>
> "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the
> son, "I've just won the
> greatest College sporting event in the world!"
>
> "No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this
> very moment there are
> gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile
> of rubble. Your two
> brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
> last week, and I have to
> keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
> raped!"
>
> The old lady pauses then tearfully says, "I will
> never forgive you for
> making us move to Durham."

Hhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwllllllllll!!!! That's a good one...Hope none of our posters are Dukies!

 

[Jail]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[techsan]

Something the dog will love


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9 Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,
The Dog

limiwa, that's a riot! LMAOooooooooooooo