Laughter is Contagious

[pleaz_me]

Ok, I was sitting at work earlier reading the first few posts, trying my hardest not to start laughing at the computer screen {{{my boss already thinks I'm nuts!}}}

Will definitely have to subscribe to this one, I have heard a few of them, but like the playground chatters the best!

 

[techsan]

If Dads Raised The Kids



Boys would read more

Kids would get more rest.

Work would get done more efficiently

Potty training? Who needs it?

Kids would be more able to express their emotions!

But never let dad go to a T-Shirt making store

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(((((Poof)))))

hehehehe I guess you didn't send it fast enough lol

ROFLMFAO!

{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}​

You made my day, kayte...I'm laughing so hard I can barely type...Damn, I'm glad you came by, sweetie....please do it again...I really needed that...

 

[kayte]

ROFLMFAO!

{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}​

You made my day, kayte...I'm laughing so hard I can barely type...Damn, I'm glad you came by, sweetie....please do it again...I really needed that...

Thank you so much for inviting me to your thread. So glad you like my choices. I will make sure to share things I get with everyone here.

 

[Lyrical Fool]

I loved the pictures !

Snagged the one of the boy with the Playboy

 

[kayte]

I loved the pictures !

Snagged the one of the boy with the Playboy

That is a cute one. Glad you got it.

 

[Jail]

((((((((((((((techie)))))))))))))))))))

Here something for now. I gotta million of 'em

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

 

[Jail]

*grins*

 

[kayte]

Wishing you

In your busy life ..

Time for Relaxation

Good Sleep

Good Health with Exercise

Someone to Dance With

.. a Bit of Adventure

Good Looks

But Most of All ...

I Wish You Lots of Bear Hugs

And The Comforts of Real Love

Many Blessings...

May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care.

But watch out for those penguins!

 

[techsan]

((((((((((((((techie)))))))))))))))))))

Here something for now. I gotta million of 'em

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover your stump before you hump
...
21. No glove, no love!

LMFAO...these are great, Jaily. Thanks for the laughs...look forward to more...I know a million from you is a gross understatement...LOL

 

[techsan]

*grins*

Question: did she buy that Nut Butter commercially or did she milk it and package it herself...LMAO

 

[techsan]

Wishing you

In your busy life ..

Time for Relaxation

Good Sleep

Good Health with Exercise

Someone to Dance With

.. a Bit of Adventure

Good Looks

But Most of All ...

I Wish You Lots of Bear Hugs

And The Comforts of Real Love

Many Blessings...

May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care.

But watch out for those penguins!

Another good one, kayte...those cymbols are guar-on-teed to provide a major headache...wonder how fast a penguin can run...???

 

[Jail]

Question: did she buy that Nut Butter commercially or did she milk it and package it herself...LMAO

I dunno, maybe she's another taste tester for Literotica Airlines

 

[kayte]

Another good one, kayte...those cymbols are guar-on-teed to provide a major headache...wonder how fast a penguin can run...???

Probably not fast enough!!

 

[Jail]

that nut butter goes well on these buns too, techie

 

[techsan]

Since a lot of people have migrated to Detroit for Stupor Bowl XL, thought it would be appropriate to post a little information for driving in this area...by the way, these are serious...don't laugh!~

DETROIT DRIVING TIPS FOR OUR SUPER BOWL XL GUESTS

1. First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It's Deh-troit. NOT
DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then we will assume you are
from Toledo and here for the country Music hoe-down.

2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own
version of traffic rules... Hold on and pray!

3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 am to 10:00 am. The evening rush
hour is from 3:00 pm to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday
morning. Weekends are open game.

4. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended,
cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when
the light turns green, count to five before going across the
intersection. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who
just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot.

5. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit
metro area. That goes for Gratiot too.

6. Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75, I-275, I-375, The
Lodge and The Southfield Freeways are a way of life and forever. Just
deal with it.

7. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a
factory defect or they are "out-of-towners"

8. All old men (or women) with white hair wearing a hat have total
right-of-way.

9. The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 and I-275 is 85 regardless of
the posted speeds. Anything less is considered downright SISSY. Oh, and
don't even think of allowing more than one car length between cars!

10. That attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is
NOT ornamental. DO NOT get out of your car to take pictures.

11. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that
says "Keep honking, I'm reloading", he/she is.

12. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone,
people are not waving because they are so friendly in Detroit. I would
suggest you duck.

13. I-275 and I-696 is our daily version of NASCAR.

14. It's not M-10, it's "the Lodge".

15. That's not a lake, it's a pothole.

16. If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better hope you have a
map.

17. The Michigan left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a 1/4
of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make
another left, then make a right when you get back to the intersection
where you wanted to turn left in the first place. NOW you have gone left.

18. And the 2 real ugly arches over Telegraph???? DON'T EVEN ASK!! WE
DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!!!!

 

[techsan]

that nut butter goes well on these buns too, techie

I'll bet it does, though I think I prefer a certain kind of nectar...lol

 

[kayte]

Since a lot of people have migrated to Detroit for Stupor Bowl XL, thought it would be appropriate to post a little information for driving in this area...by the way, these are serious...don't laugh!~

DETROIT DRIVING TIPS FOR OUR SUPER BOWL XL GUESTS


17. The Michigan left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a 1/4
of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make
another left, then make a right when you get back to the intersection
where you wanted to turn left in the first place. NOW you have gone left.

Sure seems like they learned how to do left turns from NJ!! Remembering that and that there is no self serve gas there. They pump it for you!

 

[techsan]

Sure seems like they learned how to do left turns from NJ!! Remembering that and that there is no self serve gas there. They pump it for you!

There is usually an alternative left: move to the right lane, turn right, move to the left lane, turn left, turn left again, drive a 1/4 mile and you're at the intersection where you wanted to turn and finally going the right direction...Somebody put a lot of thought into this mess...I think it's called "Job Security"

 

[techsan]

Ok, I was sitting at work earlier reading the first few posts, trying my hardest not to start laughing at the computer screen {{{my boss already thinks I'm nuts!}}}

Will definitely have to subscribe to this one, I have heard a few of them, but like the playground chatters the best!

Sorry I missed this post earlier, dear lady...hope you will cum back often and contribute as well as reading the stuff from others...and so what if he thinks you're crazy...just keep laughing ... it'll make him wonder what you know that he doesn't...!!!

 

[Lyrical Fool]

The polar bears were adorable. Makes me think of Thomas (maybe?) Grieve's "The Meaning of Life." Has animals in different poses, funny faces. Great little book.

And I spat coffee when I saw the "Butter" one.

That was classic.

 

[techsan]

The polar bears were adorable. Makes me think of Thomas (maybe?) Grieve's "The Meaning of Life." Has animals in different poses, funny faces. Great little book.

And I spat coffee when I saw the "Butter" one.

That was classic.

Yeah, I liked that too...ya know, most of the squeeze butter dispensers I've seen have the outlet on the top...?!? And the shape is not quite the same...!

 

[peachheart]

oh boy i wish i would of visited this thread yesterday. LMAO

 

[techsan]

oh boy i wish i would of visited this thread yesterday. LMAO

Good to see ya, peachy...hope you cum back often ... and contribute when you can, okay? Best wishes for that pending wedding!

 

[Lyrical Fool]

A great site is www.demotivators.com.

You might recognize their parody from this :

Or this one :

But, for the bitterest of Valentines, they offer Bittersweets, their exclusive line of conversation-hearts.

Bittersweets(tm)

So, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I think I'll approach any male for whom I feel an affinity and ask him if he'll Be My Prison.

Romance, I tell ya. It never dies.

 

[Lyrical Fool]

Yeah, I liked that too...ya know, most of the squeeze butter dispensers I've seen have the outlet on the top...?!? And the shape is not quite the same...!

I picked up on that. I get the feeling Wal-Mart wouldn't sell it.