Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[MillieDynamite]

Soylent Green Rice Cripies, perhaps.

It's only cannibalism if you're also a cereal, or if the cereal is made of people. Millie Flakes, or Dyna-bites, perhaps.

 

[Fatdog25]

It's only cannibalism if you're also a cereal, or if the cereal is made of people. Millie Flakes, or Dyna-bites, perhaps.

Or Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

 

[DickandDoof]

What a great name for a strap-on!

Em

Brilliant!

 

[DickandDoof]

I murdered a lot of cereal in my time. That makes me a cereal killer; worse, I ate it all down. That makes me a cereal cannibal.

What kind of sadist would murder these innocent little fruit loops? It’s a sad world.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sad but tasty.

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[MediocreAuthor]

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As long as you don't share pictures of Trix cereal. Trix are for kids, and we all know how this site deals with underage content.

 

[Euphony]

As long as you don't share pictures of Trix cereal. Trix are for kids, and we all know how this site deals with underage content.

Yeah, this place is way more into Mother's approval. (bow-chicka-wow-wow)

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Yeah, this place is way more into Mother's approval. (bow-chicka-wow-wow)

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I've always loved the slogan for Kix.
"Kid tested, Mother approved"

Kids tested it (and hated it)
(Mothers never tested it) They approve

Kix tastes so repulsive.

 

[Euphony]

I've always loved the slogan for Kix.
"Kid tested, Mother approved"

Kids tested it (and hated it)
(Mothers never tested it) They approve

Kix tastes so repulsive.

Even as a kid I knew better than to burn my "sugar cereal" allowance on Kix.

Real ones knew, work off Mom's Raisin Bran or Special K instead (way more of the good stuff) and use your option on legit rocket fuel (Pebbles, Charms, Gremlins/TMNT/similar pop culture reference (those branded ones were WAY more insane than the base CAPn Crunch they were based on)

 

[DickandDoof]

Sad but tasty.

See, there you go trying to disarm me with your cereal-killer charm. Unfortunately, it’s working.

 

[DickandDoof]

As long as you don't share pictures of Trix cereal. Trix are for kids, and we all know how this site deals with underage content.

I didn’t know that Trix were still around. But I’ve always liked their slogan. I promise though that I’ll never share a picture of the product. I wouldn’t want to get in trouble with the Lit police, or have anyone mistake me for a céreophile

 

[Duleigh]

It's quiet a talent to have
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She's obviously the friendly type

 

[Vitriolhack]

It's quiet a talent to have
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Her control of the gag reflex is awesome!

 

[drobert44]

It's quiet a talent to have
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So proud, I never gagged on his cock!