I'm considering licking a Republican in the groin

Agent99

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Any volunteers? Take one for all the wrongs of your party. Then we can wipe the face clean and start anew.








Hey, if you're gonna do a parody thread, might as well make it uh ...sexual. Right?
 
Agent99 said:
Any volunteers? Take one for all the wrongs of your party. Then we can wipe the face clean and start anew.








Hey, if you're gonna do a parody thread, might as well make it uh ...sexual. Right?

You made a terrible mistake with this parody thread. You spelled republican correctly.
 
Aliea said:
You made a terrible mistake with this parody thread. You spelled republican correctly.

that.

and he brought to mind the thought of licking one in the groin.
 
Agent99 said:
Any volunteers? Take one for all the wrongs of your party. Then we can wipe the face clean and start anew.








Hey, if you're gonna do a parody thread, might as well make it uh ...sexual. Right?


Dammit...you're not serious and I"m not Republican.

Losing all the way around. :(
 
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I will let you lick me in the groin after I shoot my load on your face but please wear a blue dress since that would be the only thing to make it right.
 
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I'm doing my part here to show what a longtime party activist I've been.

This failure so far to have my groin licked shows once again the systematic discrimination against white males that led me into the arms of the GOP in the first place.
 
I've been a Republican for years. And I like licking, in spite of the way the rest of my party feels. (Really, I'm one of those Libertarian Republicans, but we still belong to the GOP. Even though were are the ugly step-child.)
 
JazzManJim said:
Dammit...you're not serious and I"m not Republican.

Losing all the way around. :(


I'm Republican but I'm sure she doesn't mean me. :D
 
CrackerjackHrt said:
that.

and he brought to mind the thought of licking one in the groin.

The groin in question really determines if that is positive or negative.
 
Republicans are losers. Don't waste your time with them. They made a big mess which we have to clean up. :cool:
 
gman23 said:
I dont think they have groins, do they?

Correct. I once infiltrated the super secret Republican cult. They only talk about money and oppressing minorities. And instead of groins they have gills down there. They have been genetically engineering gills in case there is a return of the great flood and they're forced to live under water.

PS, they don't like it when you call it a cult.
 
Ailea- I considered that, but I am too anal retentive to willfully and purposely misspell anything. However, my adroitness at making typos would have been easily understood.

JMJ- *splat* That's me hitting the floor to find out you are not a Repub-o!

CJH- Did you make a typo? Cause this girl is all w-o-m-a-n!

Capt- Blue isn't really my color, but I can make an exception for you.

MaGuy- we can talk politics because I am a good 'pole' worker.

WE - Hmmm. After that lovely and charming poem I wrote you in OY's thread this is what you do for me? Actually, I might have done Ronnie and Chuck. Both handsome leading men in their heyday. But Newt? NEWT? I don't think even Ted Haggard would do him!
 
butterscotch_ said:
I agree, we're good eating!


I'm seeing bumper sticker potential here.

"Love your cuntry? Eat out a Republican"

Something along those lines? What do you think?
 
Aliea said:
Correct. I once infiltrated the super secret Republican cult. They only talk about money and oppressing minorities. And instead of groins they have gills down there. They have been genetically engineering gills in case there is a return of the great flood and they're forced to live under water.

PS, they don't like it when you call it a cult.


I thought the gills in their crotch were so they could breath after getting in over their heads?
 
FinePhilly said:
I'm seeing bumper sticker potential here.

"Love your cuntry? Eat out a Republican"

Something along those lines? What do you think?


Market them, I could sell a gross where I live.
 
Capt- Blue isn't really my color, but I can make an exception for you.
Thank you. I feel wanted
 
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