Comments That Make Your Night

[FreyaGersemi]

What are some of the raunchiest (yet still complimentary) comments that you have gotten? I know that you have some!! And please add a link to the story so interested people can read it!

 

[Priscilla_June]

Maybe its just me but I usually don’t like the raunchy comments as much? Sure it seems lile ppl enjoyed it, but they always try to turn it into a “oh you’d like it if I came and did that to you huh baby girl?”

 

[FreyaGersemi]

Maybe its just me but I usually don’t like the raunchy comments as much? Sure it seems lile ppl enjoyed it, but they always try to turn it into a “oh you’d like it if I came and did that to you huh baby girl?”

They don't all have to degenerate into that. There are some that can be raunchy and nice...

 

[bumpercars]

It's certainly possible to be raunchy without being harassing. This is from DirtySingleMom on Dirty Laundry, a story I wrote in NC/R:

"You're evil you get me wet every time I read one of your stories. Next time I need to make sure Hubby's around, excuse me while I take my middle finger (jilling finger) to the bathroom. Sorry probably TMI 5 stars"

https://www.literotica.com/s/dirty-laundry-24

 

[ElectricBlue]

They don't all have to degenerate into that. There are some that can be raunchy and nice...

These are two of my favourite comments (same story):

DeLaFaye about 1 year ago
Props be damned, I could use a cigarette after that. (And I haven't smoked since college!)

I love these two. They feel so desperately human. I'm very jealous of them. I can't wait to explore more of their sumptuous relationship. Although I will, because your stories have a lovely way of filling the mind for a good long while.

thewinedarksea over 1 year ago
A little bit of magic in this one. You have the gift. I read your stories and everything is there, real-life, breathing. Great work as always.

Garter Belts and Whiskey

Then this:

Garryguitar about 9 years ago
Oh My!
Original, fabulous and VERY effective. My response is considerable!

Good ol' Gary! Pleased to be of service!
The Artist's Studio

 

[VallesMarineris]

What are some of the raunchiest (yet still complimentary) comments that you have gotten?

@FreyaGersemi, your question gave me some insight to my stories, though I'm not sure what yet. I thought a lot of my writing was raunchy, But I got the largest proportion of raunchy praise from a series I wrote last year, "The GFBJ". For example:

https://literotica.com/s/the-gfbj-ch-01

Sexy BJ and loving fuck. A beautiful relationship with many twists. Look forward to the series and developing fantasy cum reality.

https://literotica.com/s/the-gfbj-ch-03

This is how I want my wife to be.

https://literotica.com/s/the-gfbj-ch-05

Wow... what's not to like here! It's every man's fantasy to watch the two ladies going at it, especially when one is you lover (who is also devoted to you.) And then get to participate. This was hot - not sure why it's not scoring better. 5 stars from me, VM and thank you!

The last comment notes what I was seeing. Early on one or more readers were 1-bombing me. Apparently this story, of a truly loving wife and what she does for her man, produces strong reactions both positive and negative. But no need for concern. All but one of the episodes eventually earned the red H.

 

[AchtungNight]

Nobody has gotten that raunchy commenting on my stories that I can remember. If you want to give me some appropriate feedback, feel free.

 

[TheLobster]

I’m still partial to a comment that I got on my very first story, which is completely over-the-top ridiculous in more ways than one:

This is absurd. Please morę

That final accent under e makes me think that the reader’s finger slipped when he was typing this on the phone. Was the hand sticky?

 

[MyBareTorso]

"You have a great body and a really big penis." Oh, wait a minute...did you mean readers' comments??!! Sorry...

 

[StillStunned]

"You have a great body and a really big penis."

I've tried that positive self-talk thing a few times too. It never manages to balance out the crippling self-doubt, though.

 

[FreyaGersemi]

Wow. Just. Wow.
About my story, How to get More Blowjobs

Anonymous: "Guys, you have to spread her legs when you lay her down, and bury your face in her mound. Then finger her good with fingers 3 and 4. Then plunge your thumb up her backdoor. If she starts to complain.. When she opens her mouth give it a poke, and ram your cock right down her throat. Then flip her on her belly and put it in her ass. Give it a good old super blast. Pound her ass like they do in porn, and don't you stop until see you see corn, and if you happen to see a peanut... well... that's just the price you'll have to pay for fucking her in the butt! hahaha.."

 

[ElectricBlue]

Wow. Just. Wow.
About my story, How to get More Blowjobs

Anonymous: "Guys, you have to spread her legs when you lay her down, and bury your face in her mound. Then finger her good with fingers 3 and 4. Then plunge your thumb up her backdoor. If she starts to complain.. When she opens her mouth give it a poke, and ram your cock right down her throat. Then flip her on her belly and put it in her ass. Give it a good old super blast. Pound her ass like they do in porn, and don't you stop until see you see corn, and if you happen to see a peanut... well... that's just the price you'll have to pay for fucking her in the butt! hahaha.."

And all you wanted was a blow job .

Gotta admire the guy's enthusiasm, that's ace!

 

[FreyaGersemi]

And all you wanted was a blow job .

Gotta admire the guy's enthusiasm, that's ace!

Technically, I was offering advice on how a guy can get more blowjobs, but yes, that is indeed ace!!!!

 

[TheLobster]

Technically, I was offering advice on how a guy can get more blowjobs, but yes, that is indeed ace!!!!

I hope he doesn't expect a BJ immediately after he's done all this...

 

[FreyaGersemi]

The very first comment on The Straight Date Experience included this gem from @ccitydude : "the sexy bits made my dingle tingle." I thought I'd heard them all, but that's a new one to me!