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It's fun when they nip at each other's heels.
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Ranchers put down their animals all the time.
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Gunny Shitpants immediately pivots to the ole standy, "Butt Hunter's Laptop"!Yes, Hunter, sleeping with his niece...: just sayin'.
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Yeah, they kinda do. Kittens too.
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was it a ranch dog ranchin' on her ranch?
you make the excuses for the worst people.
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Biden's dog bit numerous FBI agents and other White House staff, so Commander had to be dealt with accordingly. Biden sent the two-year-old energetic German shepherd to his Delaware home. Safe and alive and out of harm's way, Commander is now in a more stable environment.
Noem takes an eighteen-month-old dog pheasant hunting, where it romps all over. Immediately afterward, she piles him into her pickup and goes to a relative's farm. Unrestrained, it gets out of the truck amidst a yard full of chickens and does what a dog does—chases and kills some of them—like the pheasant hunt episode, he was a bad dog.
'Untrainable,' Noem coldly declares, taking it out to a gravel pit and ending the puppy's life. No sense of remorse, her fellow Republicans feel. She even goes on to include this heartless act in her autobiography. What does that say about her moral compass?
I've never seen a dog trained in one trip out on a hunt.
Maybe Noem should get the VP slot under Trump anyway; if she fails, Trump could dispatch her in his official capacity and claim immunity for that since she wasn't very good at her job.
Noem takes an eighteen-month-old dog pheasant hunting, where it romps all over. Immediately afterward, she piles him into her pickup and goes to a relative's farm. Unrestrained, it gets out of the truck amidst a yard full of chickens and does what a dog does—chases and kills some of them—like the pheasant hunt episode, he was a bad dog.
'Untrainable,' Noem coldly declares, taking it out to a gravel pit and ending the puppy's life. No sense of remorse, her fellow Republicans feel. She even goes on to include this heartless act in her autobiography. What does that say about her moral compass?
I've never seen a dog trained in one trip out on a hunt.
Maybe Noem should get the VP slot under Trump anyway; if she fails, Trump could dispatch her in his official capacity and claim immunity for that since she wasn't very good at her job.
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It's a nothingburger. If she ate the dog, that would be a puppyburger. Which more people may do as inflation eats their food budgets.
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Every applicant to be The Donald’s running mate must sign a waiver agreeing to be lynched if/when The Donald decides it’s necessary.
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It certainly means she's dumb as shit to willingly reveal it.
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As many as you have, dipshit.
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Right, you just use a burlap sack filled with Puppies and rocks, n toss em in the lake.
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I think she's proud of it in a rural right of passage kind of way.
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Right. I have relatives that put their animals down this way. But always as an "in pain" end of life act.
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Yes. If she gets the nod Dems will have a field day for campaign ads.
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Gov Kristi Noem has announced “Shoot a Puppy Day” in South Dakota. On May 9th children age 4 to 12 are invited to come to the State House lawn to shoot the puppy of their choice.
The first annual Shoot a Puppy Day is sponsored by the NRA. Guns will be available for those unfortunate children whose parents are not ammosexual.
Each child will receive an “I shot a puppy” t-shirt courtesy of the Trump for President 2024 campaign.
The first annual Shoot a Puppy Day is sponsored by the NRA. Guns will be available for those unfortunate children whose parents are not ammosexual.
Each child will receive an “I shot a puppy” t-shirt courtesy of the Trump for President 2024 campaign.
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Let’s all pitch in and buy Krazy Kristi a book:
Don’t Shoot the Dog!
It’s 202 pages but I can summarize it: Are you fucking nuts? Don’t shoot the dog.
Don’t Shoot the Dog!
It’s 202 pages but I can summarize it: Are you fucking nuts? Don’t shoot the dog.
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please, please, please read the entire article—"a memo from south dakota governor kristi noem's pr team regarding her dog murdering". it's priceless!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opin...p&cvid=a2e98f77e27e411596637c7b3e9c12be&ei=19
final paras:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opin...p&cvid=a2e98f77e27e411596637c7b3e9c12be&ei=19
final paras:
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This reminds me of something I heard the author John Grisham say at a book festival. He was asked if he regretted anything he'd written in a book. He quickly came back with a yes, saying that he'd killed the family dog in his first book, A Time to Kill, and that he strongly suggested that no one writing a novel do that if they didn't want to be inundated with hate mail.
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Sweet Babby Jesus, the US Today Editorial team just single-handedly destroyed Governor Kristi Noem's national political ambitions.
Whoever wrote that editorial should be nominated for the Pulitzer Prize in Editorial Commentary.
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