😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

We felt it was important to ensure that the young men and women in our care were exposed to the finest of culture.

They all know about:

ROUSs, iocane poison, coming back from being mostly dead, and that neither Inigo nor Westley was left-handed
Never draw to an inside straight.
Never buy gadgets from Acme Corp.
Curly was the best Stooge.
Where their towels are.
That 42 is the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
The way to answer "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Wood always moves, Rust never sleeps, Duct tape fixes everything.

You know, important stuff.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
New kitten? He's a handsome boy.
Nope. I remember him being a kitten though - almost 12 years ago. In human years he's 63 now. This is the sick kitty I've been worrying about, he's always been slim but now lost 25% of his weight and is seriously underweight (but long, almost as long as my other cat which weighs more than twice the amount). It's questionable if he'll see midsummer, he's in hospice care actually.
 
There's an owl (maybe a spotted owl) that keeps swooping at me as I walk by, making a lot of noise. It makes me run away
 
@Strixaluco
What is the age ratio of humans to felines?
I used to know, but I've got the beginning stages of Alzheimer's (Truth)
Depends on the age. A 2 years old cat equals 24 years old human. For an adult cat it's 4-5 human years per 1 cat year - I've usually seen it counted with 4.
 
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