Because $5 billion from his failing social media site is never going to materialise, Trump needs yet more cash.
Now that Easter is approaching, he's flogging Bibles for $60 apiece (with a six-week delivery, so you may get it by Halloween if you're lucky). Alternatively Amazon has a selection of leather-bound versions for around 15 bucks.
It's the only one endorsed by the Great Golden Grifter, buy yours here:
https://godblesstheusabible.com/?sld=trump
But wait, there's more! It comes complete at no extra charge with a copy of the US Constitution!
Now that Easter is approaching, he's flogging Bibles for $60 apiece (with a six-week delivery, so you may get it by Halloween if you're lucky). Alternatively Amazon has a selection of leather-bound versions for around 15 bucks.
It's the only one endorsed by the Great Golden Grifter, buy yours here:
https://godblesstheusabible.com/?sld=trump
But wait, there's more! It comes complete at no extra charge with a copy of the US Constitution!
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