News of the Weird, Odd, Unusual

[jaF0]

Stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.



Group seeks to clear names of all accused, convicted or executed for witchcraft in Massachusetts

Massachusetts is working to fully atone for its witch trial legacy nearly 400 years after the first person was executed there for witchcraft.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm sure that those victims who suffered 400 years ago will be in front of the line for their reparations checks.

 

[jaF0]

Spider Found Shedding Its Exoskeleton Inside Woman's Ear​

The spider had crawled into the woman's ear canal and molted its exoskeleton, making strange noises that kept the woman awake.

 

[jaF0]

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Odd News // 4 days ago
Thrift store asks people to stop donating 'used and unused' sex toys
Oct. 27 (UPI) -- A charity-run thrift store in Wales is asking supporters to stop donating their "used and unused" sex toys.

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Odd News // 4 days ago
Florida Man Games to pit Floridians against each other in unique events
Oct. 27 (UPI) -- Floridians will soon have the opportunity to prove they are the best the state has to offer in the competitive Florida Man Games.

 

[jaF0]

People Trying to Cuddle Bear Spark 8-Mile Parkway Lockdown​

"When people intentionally attract bears with trash and food, it can lead to very dangerous situations," said parks superintendent Tracy Swartout.

 

[butters]

US Customs officials seize giraffe feces from woman at Minnesota airport

they didn't give a shit that she planned on making it into jewellery :taxi!:

edited to mention she was from Iowa and had made moose poop jewellery before. go figure.

 

[butters]

TRUFFLES FROM NUCLEAR FALLOUT ARE MAKING GERMAN WILD BOARS RADIOACTIVE

A study published in the journal Environmental Science and Technology concludes that nuclear weapons testing during the Cold War and radioactivity from Chernobyl led to a buildup of contaminants in fungi, including deer truffles, that the boar like to eat.

TOXIC TRUFFLES​

According to researchers, “This study illustrates that strategic decisions to conduct atmospheric nuclear tests 60–80 years ago still impact remote natural environments, wildlife, and a human food source today.”

 

[Bray123]

I'm sure that those victims who suffered 400 years ago will be in front of the line for their reparations checks.

The applications for those reparations will be completed by lawyers, who will bill for that service.

 

[jaF0]

We're spending $700 million on pet costumes in the costliest Halloween ever​

October 31, 2023 • More U.S. shoppers are buying into Halloween this year, scaring up a new spending record for costumes, decorations, candy and cute outfits for pets.

 

[HisArpy]

The applications for those reparations will be completed by lawyers, who will bill for that service.

Why yes they will. They will also be reviewed and vetted by other lawyers who will also be paid for their services. Imagine that, lawyers getting paid while you sit and whine impotently about it.

Winning!

 

[Starfire6369]

TRUFFLES FROM NUCLEAR FALLOUT ARE MAKING GERMAN WILD BOARS RADIOACTIVE

TOXIC TRUFFLES​

Holy Meltdown Mushrooms Batman!
I was stationed in West Germany at the time.

 

[Bray123]

Why yes they will. They will also be reviewed and vetted by other lawyers who will also be paid for their services. Imagine that, lawyers getting paid while you sit and whine impotently about it.

Winning!

You're the one whinging about it, not me. Then you defend your friends for inventing the issue and profiting from it.

Sit down and have a good word with yourself.

 

[HisArpy]

You're the one whinging about it, not me. Then you defend your friends for inventing the issue and profiting from it.

Sit down and have a good word with yourself.

Lol.

It's almost like you don't read what you post. Or read what others post. Instead you just post more of your contradictory lies and then claim those lies are the result of someone else not understanding you. Just like you claim that it's our fault no one understands that you're a woman born in a man's body. After all, what could be more obvious than that? It's not like you have male features, male hormones, and male genitalia. It's obvious that we're the ones who cannot see what you really are.

Right?

Just like it's obvious that what you actually say in your posts isn't what you really said in those posts.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's not us. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's been you all along.

Right?

 

[phrodeau]

I'm sure that those victims who suffered 400 years ago will be in front of the line for their reparations checks.

The story doesn’t mention reparations at all. The idea was invented entirely by some ambulance-chasing shyster.

 

[Bray123]

Lol.

It's almost like you don't read what you post. Or read what others post. Instead you just post more of your contradictory lies and then claim those lies are the result of someone else not understanding you. Just like you claim that it's our fault no one understands that you're a woman born in a man's body. After all, what could be more obvious than that? It's not like you have male features, male hormones, and male genitalia. It's obvious that we're the ones who cannot see what you really are.

Right?

Just like it's obvious that what you actually say in your posts isn't what you really said in those posts.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's not us. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's been you all along.

Right?

You're clearly feeling frustrated; go write some more of your incest-porn and get it out of your system.

 

[jaF0]

One-armed table tennis player eyes both Olympics and Paralympics​

ABC|1 hour ago
The one-armed Brazilian tennis table player Bruna Alexandre, who starts competing at the Pan American Games on Thursday, is pushing to make it to her national team for both Olympics and Paralympics ...

 

[HisArpy]

The story doesn’t mention reparations at all. The idea was invented entirely by some ambulance-chasing shyster.

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BIGOT

 

[HisArpy]

You're clearly feeling frustrated; go write some more of your incest-porn and get it out of your system.

I don't just write incest porn. In fact, I write more than just erotica. As anyone who has looked at my list of stories here could tell.

You, OTOH, do nothing as far as I can tell. And yet here you are on a porn board thinking you have the chutzpa to tell authors how to get it done when you can't even post simple things on this board without fucking up beyond all hope.

It's almost like you think no one notices you being stupid in public.

 

[Bray123]

I don't just write incest porn. In fact, I write more than just erotica. As anyone who has looked at my list of stories here could tell.

You, OTOH, do nothing as far as I can tell. And yet here you are on a porn board thinking you have the chutzpa to tell authors how to get it done when you can't even post simple things on this board without fucking up beyond all hope.

It's almost like you think no one notices you being stupid in public.

You are disturbed. You need to hand in all your firearms before you lose control.

 

[HisArpy]

You are disturbed. You need to hand in all your firearms before you lose control.

There you go again believing your opinion matters to anyone with any ability to think beyond hiding their own dick from themselves.

 

[Bray123]

There you go again believing your opinion matters to anyone with any ability to think beyond hiding their own dick from themselves.

Calm down.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Calm down.

It's his withdraw symptoms from that Carbon based water starting to show up, or it's him overdosing on Carbon based water. It's hard to tell, since the symptoms are identical.

 

[Noor]

Houthi song and dance on destroying Israel.
https://x.com/jengelmayer/status/1719816316842869138?s=20

 

[jaF0]

106-year-old marks birthday with community parade, shares her simple tips to longevity​

ABC|7 hours ago
The key to a long and healthy life is simple, according to 106-year-old Mabel Reynolds, "Just keep breathing."

 

[jaF0]

A stunning — but fleeting — lake has formed in California's Death Valley​

November 2, 2023 • When the driest place in North America and one of the hottest places on Earth becomes a desert oasis complete with a lake, it's impossible not to take note.