UK Chat

[filt]

Morning all, no longer here as much as I used to.

40 (allegedly life begins here) and in Hertfordshire

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ooh here for an hour or so I think - will be interrupted by a delivery though

 

[lingus60]

Few hours to kill today…

 

[ribot90]

morning for Hampshire

 

[Eyelevel]

Ooh here for an hour or so I think - will be interrupted by a delivery though

You ever fantasize about the delivery man?

 

[positiveflirt]

Morning all! Is the kettle on? My brain is fuzzy

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You ever fantasize about the delivery man?

ha ha no, they are always very friendly old gradpa type guys or grumpy middle aged guys - no fantasy there

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Ooh here for an hour or so I think - will be interrupted by a delivery though

You know we are all dying to know what you are getting.
it’s gonna be more toner for the printer or something super sexy like that, right?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You know we are all dying to know what you are getting.
it’s gonna be more toner for the printer or something super sexy like that, right?

Ocado food shop - the height of rock and roll lifestyle!!

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Ocado food shop - the height of rock and roll lifestyle!!

Did you order any fruit.
on the unlikely event that it’s not an old grandpa or grumpy middle aged guy, then you can go for ”nice plums”. ”Thanks, I’ve a cucumber here somewhere for you too”

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Did you order any fruit.
on the unlikely event that it’s not an old grandpa or grumpy middle aged guy, then you can go for ”nice plums”. ”Thanks, I’ve a cucumber here somewhere for you too”

Carry on Ocado

 

[lingus60]

Or there’s that really old line: “ you don’t get many of those to the pound love”

 

[Eyelevel]

ha ha no, they are always very friendly old gradpa type guys or grumpy middle aged guys - no fantasy there

I have never been a delivery driver but you make me want to try.

 

[1983ctm]

Well, not in UK but looking for UK women to chat. I am usually on here to pass time at work, but not many online at 3am Canada time. Usually floating around early morning to mid afternoon my time so I think afternoon to evening UK time. Send me a message if you want to chat

 

[mickyp123]

I have never been a delivery driver but you make me want to try.

Your first job would be Three dozen cucumbers to a Convent lol

 

[Wriggle]

ha ha no, they are always very friendly old gradpa type guys or grumpy middle aged guys - no fantasy there

I am a postman and some days it feels like a bawdy 70s sex comedy - confessions of a...

 

[mickyp123]

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I am a postman and some days it feels like a bawdy 70s sex comedy - confessions of a...

o one of the few occupations where you start with a full sack and finish with it empty and a bunch of happy housewives in between lol