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lucky-E-leven said:I'm disappointed. I thought for sure it'd be H-E-double hockey sticks. Hmm...
I was only trying to help, Sher. The woman obviously has tit-issues. I figured a little bit of bdsm or anal would take her mind off of it is all. C'mon, sacrifice your pride for Mom's sake. Never know, if she reads the words cock, pussy and fuck enough times in one story she might get over her aversion to saying 'Hell' as it was meant to be said. Could be theraputic.
~lucky
How powerful do you think these pacemakers are, Lucky? The nuclear-powered ones haven't passed the FDA yet, and when they do, the patient will have to be attached by cable to their nearest reactor-powered electric utility.
This isn't the Everready Bunny we're shocking here, it's a 75-year-old 86-pound woman with big hair.
True story: When she finally agreed to date again, she called me and said she'd been over to this gentleman's house to play with his organ.
"You wouldn't believe how much fun we had with that thing!"
It's a Hammond electric organ. I almost swallowed the telephone before that clicked.
I think playing with his organ is enough excitement for a woman on her third pacemaker, don't you?