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if I was a man of means and words that close , I’d beIf I was a DVD player, I'd let you slip your disc inside.
If I was going to take a sniffIf I was a dog, I would sniff your butt.
If I was a sign, I’d say Do Not Enter.If I was a sign, I'd tell ya to stop.
How long did you take the yoga classes for before you realised it wasn’t going to work?If only it was that easy...
Lip augmentation might work a bit quickerthe year was 2006. It had been 4 long years since I was able to grace my own presence with my lips. College was offering yoga classes out in the quad so I figured it was the perfect excuse to get reacquainted. Fast forward a few years and here we are. Still a good 2-3 inches away
Wouldn’t we allTo cover a 3” distance? I’d rather that my dick just gets bigger
If I were a hammer, would pound everything in sight.
If I was underwear then I would be panties. I care nothing about covering for a dick head and two nuts that live around the corner from an asshole.
…and often lick some pu… nevermind….If I was a cat, I'd probably
pet myself.
I am very confused by this reference I know what those two things are, but I have no clue what it MEANS, and you've got me all curious. Can you please elaborate?if I was a dessert, I would be whipped cream and jello.