ATTENTION!!!!! ALL AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please all you authors, send me a copy of your erotic stories, all kinds ladies and guys all and everything... i read them and get so turned on and wet.. ummmmmmm oh yes .. i am "borrowing" rengade's id and e-mail for this as he is going to be out of town for awhile. so this is a limted time offer ladies and gents.. can you make me cum?? i love lez stories the most.. ummmmm i am 6'0" tall, 108 lbs long red hair, and a nice rack,, hee hee, i will have renagade send the person with the best story a nude pic of me,, and maybe get together..if you catch me drift.. i will read every submission, >>>>>>>>>send stories to: renagade21@eudoramail.com >>>>>>>>>>>>> ok?? this is open to guys and gals so please submit today... thank you, and a big thank you to you renagade for letting me use your name and e-mail adress.......(smoooooooch!!) bye all you sexy writers.................;-)

You know what this site needs? A story section.

?????!!

Or

You could click on the "Stories" link and see what happens...

Hello DCL. Nice to see you again. I totally agree that this site needs stories, where do you think Laurel might put them?

Good afternoon Ambrosius, why didn't the rest of us think of that-LMAO!!! Hope everyone's week is starting out well.

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Ambrosious said:

You could click on the "Stories" link and see what happens...

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Ambro, he would have to able to read, first.

I AM A LADY AND HOW DARE ALL OF YOU@@@@@

fine be that way,, sinf sob.. renagade was right you are just a bunch of sexist pigs...

Renagade's friend: I doubt anyone is going to send the stories to you because you can easily access the stories yourself by going to the story area. Renagade should have told you that.

Hey, DCL! Great to see you back. Don't be such a stranger.
WS (That's Whisper S., not William S. ; ) )

Thanks. And I loved "Hamlet". What are you working on next?

Renagade21 said:

please all you authors, send me a copy of your erotic stories, all kinds ladies and guys all and everything... i read them and get so turned on and wet.. ummmmmmm oh yes .. i am "borrowing" rengade's id and e-mail for this as he is going to be out of town for awhile. so this is a limted time offer ladies and gents.. can you make me cum?? i love lez stories the most.. ummmmm i am 6'0" tall, 108 lbs long red hair, and a nice rack,, hee hee, i will have renagade send the person with the best story a nude pic of me,, and maybe get together..if you catch me drift.. i will read every submission, >>>>>>>>>send stories to: renagade21@eudoramail.com >>>>>>>>>>>>> ok?? this is open to guys and gals so please submit today... thank you, and a big thank you to you renagade for letting me use your name and e-mail adress.......(smoooooooch!!) bye all you sexy writers.................;-)

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Dear, whomever you are:

I find this highly insulting on many levels. I have my doubts that you're even over the age of 16 by your little description there.

I write stories for my own edification and then, if Laurel thinks they are good enough, for the edification of others who can type http://www.literotica.com in their address window then click on the word STORIES displayed in blue.

Your little "it's a limited time offer ladies and gents...can you make me cum?" challenge there? Well that just irritated me to the point of ranting and raving. You're condescending offer to allow me the privilege of having you read my scribblings so that I can be measured for the purpose seeing if I can make you and only you cum? Uh, sorry there chicky, that is not going to happen in this lifetime. Having you and only you read my stuff isn't a priviledge. I don't know you and I don't even like you. Having my stories posted on this site is a priviledge. One where everyone wins. Laurel's site gets more stories so it has more appeal to surfers. I get to have a large cross-section of readers giving me feedback on my writing. And readers get to read sex stories.

Submit to you? Get a life girl. I submit to two people. Editors and publishers, you are neither of those things. You aren't even articulate.

The dubious prize in this little contest of yours is a nude pic of you? A 6 foot 108 pound chick? Bony and skinny is just nasty. I prefer women to have meat on them, I don't want to see hipbones and ribs with skin hanging off of them. Just ewww. 108 pounds is considered the low side of a good weight for me and I'm 5 feet tall.

They're a bunch of sexist pigs because they directed you to the story side of the site, where you can find what you're looking for.

I cannot but conclude that you are stupid. Nothing to do with your sex and everything to do with the fact that you are stupid.

KM,,,
Why not just say how you feel woman? Stop all this beating about the bush for crying out loud.






well said by the way!!

Dixon Carter Lee said:

Thanks. And I loved "Hamlet". What are you working on next?

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Well, Danish familial unrest is fun and all, but I'm trying to lighten up a little now, so I've got a little something in the works called "A Mid-Summer Night's Wet Dream." Think it'll appeal to the younger crowd?

Ambrosious

There are stories?

Hey Nitelight, cool concept, huh?? Stories on an erotic story site-whatever will they think of next?

Six feet tall, 108 pounds, and a nice rack.

Yeah, right. And I'm Julia Roberts! Geeze, moron, what do you take us for? Go play elsewhere you immature little twit!

I believe she was referring to the gun rack in the back of her Dad's truck.

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KillerMuffin said:

I believe she was referring to the gun rack in the back of her Dad's truck.

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At 6' and 108#'s her daddy prolly stores her in the gun rack when he's got too many people to haul.

Then when he locks himself out after too many beers he uses her for a slim jim.

LMAO

It's a feeding frenzy. Leave it alone already.

Now this is weird.

I decide to take some time off and somebody's already copying my name? *shrugs* Well, atleast I know how to spell the name right.

HEY all you people that replied to this stupid post

Hey, THIS IS RENAGADE HERE AND DON"T F*** with the name got it?? i was beeing a nice guy and that girl that i let borrow my name was scared that everyone here would be rude and guess what, you are!!! i told here it was a nice place to read and chat with good people here. yes i belive she went too far in that one post but please god almighty cut her some slack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!look i aplogize in adavnce for her stupid behavoir i hope this doesn't reflect on me that much, i should have told her to get her own login member thingy but i am SORRY FOR ALL THE NASTY TROUBLE SHE HAS CauSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DON"T EVER FUCK WITH MY NICKNAME !! [meow] I DID"T DO A THING TO ANY OF YOU ! I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE >> SO GO YELL AT HER SHE IS GETING A MEMEBR ID AND ONCE I get it i will tell her to apoligize to all you got IT?? any questions??? e-mail me at renagade21@eudoramail.com AND RENAGADE IS SPELT THAT WAY FOR A FUCKING REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edited by Laurel 02/27/01 - removed a wee bit of naughtiness]

That's the angriest apology I've ever heard.

Oh well, at least this has given everyone the chance to do the "We Have Stories?!" gag. Strange how its just as funny the hundreth time as the first.

Hey, Renagade you really are going to have to try harder if you want to mislead people into thinking there are two people when in fact there are only one. Believe me.