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Zombie Cat

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Hanns.

I know Hanns.

Let me tell you about Hanns.

He tried to cause anarchy in the UK on a little 'alt' forum run by Channel 4 - the people who bring Graham Norton and chums to the worldwide masses (you are such lucky people).

Day after day he would cram this place with his mindless drivel about Arabs. How they were lurking behind every rose bush and red postbox itching to pounce and take us off in a van to be molested, buggered and battered to death in the name of Allah and all his sons. As many as perhaps....3, were even remotely interested in his pinhead skinhead jackboot 'politics', and he would often end up talking to himself in threads, even on busy days. He is clearly a man with a lot of time to put aside for forcing incoherent propaganda on indifferent subjects. He has claimed his prodigious post count is down to 'illness'. He's ill alright, and has been for years.

For light relief he would make 'hilarious' jests about 'nonces', or paedophiles as theyre known in the Oxford Dictionary, and call everyone on there 'fucking arab loving nonce cunts supporting the rag-head takeover of the cosmos' etc. Even the moderator who never made any posts, and only ever deleted his deranged posts when any message in them was made invisible by all the incontinent foul-mouthing around them.

'Hanns' and 'Hanns Schmuck', sorry 'Schmidt' have been his tags since he came here several months ago. He may have other tags, but they will be either unregistered, or have low post clocks. He is certainly not one of your veterans with a hunchback sized grudge on his back, trying to even up some previous spat or stoke up a flame war. Nor is he a well-meaning parodier of the extreme right. Nice idea, but definitely no blow-job. No, he really is this way, all the way to his rotten, hateful, screw-faced, stinking core.

Just before he was given the bums-rush from this now ruined forum, he dementedly asked those who remained there to come along to Literotica (how we chortled to see that he'd suddenly grown a romantic nature), and help him in his desire to level this place like the Trade Towers. He had you down as easy prey because of the tolerant liberal attitudes that prevail here.

A preposterous fancy clearly:

He is outnumbered.

He is outgunned.

He is outclassed.

In nearly every thread there is someone capable of making him look the abject pea-brain soul beggar patsy he really is.

But even that isnt really necessary considering the splendid job he's doing of that all by his own.

He wants you to like him.

That is not possible given the person he is.

Therefore, he despises you and wants you in the dirt.

Did I hear someone say "Who's Hanns?"

Good, very good.



But one more nail cant hurt.
 
Smart move Hanns.

will either of you give us the address to this other discussion board? would there be posts by Hanns there?

does anyone think it's a coincidence that marxist gets pointed at as Hanns yesterday, and now there is a new Literotica Member testifying to Hanns doing this on another board?
 
Non siete buoni quanto l'altro tipo. Era divertire molto. Diagli indietro il nome in modo da posso avere certo divertimento. Grazie! Ho dovuto usare Babelfish. Ciò sta andando sembrare silly.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Non siete buoni quanto l'altro tipo. Era divertire molto. Diagli indietro il nome in modo da posso avere certo divertimento. Grazie! Ho dovuto usare Babelfish. Ciò sta andando sembrare silly.

Speak english you fucking twit.

That better not have been you hitting on my man either.
 
Zombie Cat

Thanks for the info, but most people here had arrived at pretty much the same conclusions, minus the specifics. Thanks also for the vote of confidence, I think he's already board roadkill, he's just slow to figure it out.
 
Who is Zombie Cat?

Could be an invention for Hanns to talk to himself.
 
He is outnumbered.

He is outgunned.

He is outclassed.




That's what the English said right before Braveheart kicked their ass (in the movie)...
 
In over 300 years, no army has ever stood up to a charge of heavy horses and you have none, or words to that effect...
 
Coincidently STG, THE_HERETIC, what a lousy handle, has a thread discussing how some men are taller than others...

:D
 
Hey Blues, we've been missing each other lately...

Well, I wouldn't say missing...

Good afternoon to you!

;)
 
SINthysist said:
Hey Blues, we've been missing each other lately...

Well, I wouldn't say missing...

Good afternoon to you!

;)

Careful! Good Morning to you.

I thought this thread was an exclusive for Hanns and his clones.
 
I thought you were one too! :D I invented Hanns. If I wouldn't have, the board would have...

There's a stong desire out there to go ball bustin' so we need a target as not to turn on each other.
 
The end is nigh

Hanns_Schmidt said:
ahaha



This is funny


I WROTE THAT

fuck sake you thick cunts

Yeah, you wrote that. Your mothers fat hairy arse you did krauty-boy.

You say Fecker wouldnt be articulate enough to write that.

Well Bravo, CO-RECCCT, but that chump clearly doesnt even own a dictionary, and Puzz wouldnt have helped much as she seems to have bunked off English and all.

I doubt you even know what half of those words mean even if it was slowly explained to you.

And youre the thick headed one for not realising it wasnt 'escapegoat' doing all that sick kiddy fiddler stuff, impostering other people to make others turn on the people they pretended to be.

I knew you werent behind most of that , but you still had nonces on the brain and Im sure you started off those perverts on the chain of events that has now put the place on a respirator.

It was easier for you on there becaue of the lax security and the the relatively tiny audience, and the fact that the average age is 21.

But still, you retreated when those people turned up and forced your own venom down your throat. You scarpered off to lick your wounds, and then began a search for a new well to posion.

Hence Lit E.

Theyve got to deal with you now.

But I think youve just turned into sport for some of them now Hanns dear boy.

Like cats they play with you.

For now.





And then, when theyve had enough they will just kill you.
 
SINthysist said:
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin' Raw?

Probably not. I haven't formed an opinion on the matter. I'm leaning toward believing that Hanns is a refugee from a different site though. It'd just be nice to have a url so we could confirm that.
 
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