Zombie Cat
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- Oct 29, 2002
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Hanns.
I know Hanns.
Let me tell you about Hanns.
He tried to cause anarchy in the UK on a little 'alt' forum run by Channel 4 - the people who bring Graham Norton and chums to the worldwide masses (you are such lucky people).
Day after day he would cram this place with his mindless drivel about Arabs. How they were lurking behind every rose bush and red postbox itching to pounce and take us off in a van to be molested, buggered and battered to death in the name of Allah and all his sons. As many as perhaps....3, were even remotely interested in his pinhead skinhead jackboot 'politics', and he would often end up talking to himself in threads, even on busy days. He is clearly a man with a lot of time to put aside for forcing incoherent propaganda on indifferent subjects. He has claimed his prodigious post count is down to 'illness'. He's ill alright, and has been for years.
For light relief he would make 'hilarious' jests about 'nonces', or paedophiles as theyre known in the Oxford Dictionary, and call everyone on there 'fucking arab loving nonce cunts supporting the rag-head takeover of the cosmos' etc. Even the moderator who never made any posts, and only ever deleted his deranged posts when any message in them was made invisible by all the incontinent foul-mouthing around them.
'Hanns' and 'Hanns Schmuck', sorry 'Schmidt' have been his tags since he came here several months ago. He may have other tags, but they will be either unregistered, or have low post clocks. He is certainly not one of your veterans with a hunchback sized grudge on his back, trying to even up some previous spat or stoke up a flame war. Nor is he a well-meaning parodier of the extreme right. Nice idea, but definitely no blow-job. No, he really is this way, all the way to his rotten, hateful, screw-faced, stinking core.
Just before he was given the bums-rush from this now ruined forum, he dementedly asked those who remained there to come along to Literotica (how we chortled to see that he'd suddenly grown a romantic nature), and help him in his desire to level this place like the Trade Towers. He had you down as easy prey because of the tolerant liberal attitudes that prevail here.
A preposterous fancy clearly:
He is outnumbered.
He is outgunned.
He is outclassed.
In nearly every thread there is someone capable of making him look the abject pea-brain soul beggar patsy he really is.
But even that isnt really necessary considering the splendid job he's doing of that all by his own.
He wants you to like him.
That is not possible given the person he is.
Therefore, he despises you and wants you in the dirt.
Did I hear someone say "Who's Hanns?"
Good, very good.
But one more nail cant hurt.
I know Hanns.
Let me tell you about Hanns.
He tried to cause anarchy in the UK on a little 'alt' forum run by Channel 4 - the people who bring Graham Norton and chums to the worldwide masses (you are such lucky people).
Day after day he would cram this place with his mindless drivel about Arabs. How they were lurking behind every rose bush and red postbox itching to pounce and take us off in a van to be molested, buggered and battered to death in the name of Allah and all his sons. As many as perhaps....3, were even remotely interested in his pinhead skinhead jackboot 'politics', and he would often end up talking to himself in threads, even on busy days. He is clearly a man with a lot of time to put aside for forcing incoherent propaganda on indifferent subjects. He has claimed his prodigious post count is down to 'illness'. He's ill alright, and has been for years.
For light relief he would make 'hilarious' jests about 'nonces', or paedophiles as theyre known in the Oxford Dictionary, and call everyone on there 'fucking arab loving nonce cunts supporting the rag-head takeover of the cosmos' etc. Even the moderator who never made any posts, and only ever deleted his deranged posts when any message in them was made invisible by all the incontinent foul-mouthing around them.
'Hanns' and 'Hanns Schmuck', sorry 'Schmidt' have been his tags since he came here several months ago. He may have other tags, but they will be either unregistered, or have low post clocks. He is certainly not one of your veterans with a hunchback sized grudge on his back, trying to even up some previous spat or stoke up a flame war. Nor is he a well-meaning parodier of the extreme right. Nice idea, but definitely no blow-job. No, he really is this way, all the way to his rotten, hateful, screw-faced, stinking core.
Just before he was given the bums-rush from this now ruined forum, he dementedly asked those who remained there to come along to Literotica (how we chortled to see that he'd suddenly grown a romantic nature), and help him in his desire to level this place like the Trade Towers. He had you down as easy prey because of the tolerant liberal attitudes that prevail here.
A preposterous fancy clearly:
He is outnumbered.
He is outgunned.
He is outclassed.
In nearly every thread there is someone capable of making him look the abject pea-brain soul beggar patsy he really is.
But even that isnt really necessary considering the splendid job he's doing of that all by his own.
He wants you to like him.
That is not possible given the person he is.
Therefore, he despises you and wants you in the dirt.
Did I hear someone say "Who's Hanns?"
Good, very good.
But one more nail cant hurt.