OMG! I've Lost My Stalker!

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

Oh sweet lady... why have you foresaken me?

Its taken me so long to get one, and now she has left.

hmmm or is it my turn to stalk you?

Forgive me for not knowing the etiquete in this situation

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

Doesn't being stalked mean that the stalker remains anonymous? How did you know you had a stalker, and further, how do you know you no longer have a stalker?

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

I'm here. I'm just having a pisser of a day.

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
Doesn't being stalked mean that the stalker remains anonymous? How did you know you had a stalker, and further, how do you know you no longer have a stalker?

hmmm all valid questions, but I have always been crap at stalking... maybe she was too... or went to the same stalking school as me?

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

Eumenides said:
I'm here. I'm just having a pisser of a day.

woohoo! there she is.

As for the day... well it can only get better then *hugs*

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
woohoo! there she is.

As for the day... well it can only get better then *hugs*

Thanks, Duckie.

I could use a good ducking, or beaking, or feathering, if ya know what i mean.

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
hmmm all valid questions, but I have always been crap at stalking... maybe she was too... or went to the same stalking school as me?

I admire your style...it so obviously works.

*thinks*

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
I admire your style...it so obviously works.

*thinks*

actually, the wierd thing is when you realise you have been following someone around the threads, and not actually realising you have been doing it.

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
actually, the wierd thing is when you realise you have been following someone around the threads, and not actually realising you have been doing it.

Don't let him fool you, Intrigued. He followed me with full knowledge of his actions. LOL

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

Eumenides said:
Don't let him fool you, Intrigued. He followed me with full knowledge of his actions. LOL

hang on .... weren't you supposed to be stalking me, not the other way around?

now Intrigued, i ask you, would i do something like she is suggesting? *angelic grin*

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
hang on .... weren't you supposed to be stalking me, not the other way around?

now Intrigued, i ask you, would i do something like she is suggesting? *angelic grin*

I only started to stalk you cuz your stalking lost steam.

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

Eumenides said:
Don't let him fool you, Intrigued. He followed me with full knowledge of his actions. LOL

He's not fooling me for a second.

And you see how he reacted when he thought he'd lost you?

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
He's not fooling me for a second.

And you see how he reacted when he thought he'd lost you?

I know, poor widdle duckie...

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
hang on .... weren't you supposed to be stalking me, not the other way around?

now Intrigued, i ask you, would i do something like she is suggesting? *angelic grin*

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
He's not fooling me for a second.

And you see how he reacted when he thought he'd lost you?

shhh don;t give away my secrets

FallenSeraph · Sep 4, 2002

Anyone out there wanna stalk me?
No?
Well, alright

Eumenides · Sep 4, 2002

I'm going to go have some dinner and a bubble bath. I will return to stalk you with a vengeance.

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

FallenSeraph said:
Anyone out there wanna stalk me?
No?
Well, alright

What might this entail?

QD...you're taking care of that all by yourself.

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

Eumenides said:
I'm going to go have some dinner and a bubble bath. I will return to stalk you with a vengeance.

need a rubber ducky? (tell me you did not see that offer comming *lol*)

FallenSeraph · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
What might this entail?

I don't know...

...I just want someone to notice me
*sigh*

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

intrigued said:
What might this entail?

QD...you're taking care of that all by yourself.

no idea yet... i am still working on the details

QuickDuck · Sep 4, 2002

FallenSeraph said:
I don't know...

...I just want someone to notice me
*sigh*

hmmm but if a guy stalked you... would it be quite the same?

FallenSeraph · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
hmmm but if a guy stalked you... would it be quite the same?

Let me rephrase that:

I don't know...

...I just want A GAL to notice me
*sigh*

Debbie · Sep 4, 2002

Did you know there are rules to stalking?

RULES OF STALKING
RULES for the STALKERS:

1. At all times carry your stalkers license, the penalty if you are asked by the stalkee to provide proof of your stalker status (ie junior stalker, experienced, professional) and you do not provide said license you will automatically get 100 demerit points and be suspended from stalking for at least 24 hours.

2. Be clever in your stalking, decide are you going to be an obvious stalker or a secret stalker. Have fun.

3. Remember to stalk both on the boards and through e-mails -- however, don't send TOO many e-mails. If the stalkee requests you not to stalk them anymore you must cease and desist at once or else your stalkers license will be revoked!

4. Rules are made to be ... changed.

intrigued · Sep 4, 2002

QuickDuck said:
need a rubber ducky? (tell me you did not see that offer comming *lol*)

*squeals*

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