Old 01-28-2014, 10:46 AM   #1
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How do I get my mom to fuck me? I've been with a lot of older women but the ultimate would be my own mom. How do I pull this off
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:03 AM   #2
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How do I get my mom to fuck me? I've been with a lot of older women but the ultimate would be my own mom. How do I pull this off
If you are from the US....please email mysterychimp@yahoo.com and I will talk to you about this situation. you do not have private msgs activated thru here.
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Old 01-28-2014, 11:22 AM   #3
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o good grief...assuming for the hell of it that the OP isn't merely trolling:

1. some ideas are best left in your head. this is absolutely one of them. unless your mother has actually said to you "i want to have sex with you, son", there is absolutely no chance this is going to be anything other than that.

2. it's against the lit rules to post an email address in a post. chimpers, please edit your post accordingly. besides, that's a fantastic way for all the bots to start spamming you.

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Old 01-28-2014, 01:08 PM   #4
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I'd tell your dad how much this means to you and let him pass on the message.
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Old 01-28-2014, 02:02 PM   #5
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How do I get my mom to fuck me? I've been with a lot of older women but the ultimate would be my own mom. How do I pull this off
I'm a wet blanket. Settle for what you can do with your imagination, and leave it at that.
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Old 01-28-2014, 03:41 PM   #6
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Old 01-28-2014, 03:47 PM   #7
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Don't do it!!!!
You'll forever be known as that motherfucker.

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Old 01-28-2014, 06:14 PM   #8
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Don't do it!!!!
You'll forever be known as that motherfucker.

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Old 01-28-2014, 08:49 PM   #9
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:24 PM   #10
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How do I get my mom to fuck me? I've been with a lot of older women but the ultimate would be my own mom. How do I pull this off
I've seen enough porn to know, she wants you just as badly. Go for it, it will be the best thing you've ever done.
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:31 PM   #11
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I've seen enough porn to know, she wants you just as badly. Go for it, it will be the best thing you've ever done.
If it happens in porn, you know it's real. This plot is common enough it must be a rare dude who's not fucking his mom. Oedipal porn rocks my socks!
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Oedipal porn rocks my socks!
My particular favorite, Oedipal undies!
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:57 PM   #13
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I've seen enough porn to know, she wants you just as badly. Go for it, it will be the best thing you've ever done.
hahahahaha oh man, this made my day
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Angie's bro you think? He's done bangin sis and is moving on to grayer pastures?

Wow--I'm mean today. I'm going to go outside and shake myself and give myself a stern talking to.
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Old 01-29-2014, 01:36 PM   #16
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My particular favorite, Oedipal undies!
HAHAHA!! Now that made me laugh!!!
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